riseofsetian1981
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Dec 29, 2010 17:39:06 GMT -5
Which WWE wrestler would survive in prison? Taker, Kane, Punk, Hunter, Zeke, R-Truth, Khali(obviously), and Wade Barrett.
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randomranter
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Post by randomranter on Dec 29, 2010 18:09:14 GMT -5
First thing, many of them would probably be segregated from the general population anyway, as they're celebrities and therefore bigger targets for prisoners trying to make names for themselves.
And that's why I don't think as many of these guys are as safe as people give them credit for. Undertaker is a big guy and I'm sure he could handle himself in a legit fight. But the guy is pushing 50 and is broken down. I could see a younger prisoner taking him down, or him being on the wrong end of a gang beatdown.
Oddly enough, it's why I give the smaller guys a slightly better chance. Saying you beat down the Undertaker is going to solidify your rep as someone you don't want to mess with. If you say you beat down Zach Ryder, the reactions are likely to fall somewhere between "Who?" and "So?"
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Dec 29, 2010 18:47:23 GMT -5
what about the divas?i bet some of them would make sucess at prison!
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Post by dlg3000 on Dec 29, 2010 18:52:34 GMT -5
No one would try to screw with Kane; no one without some tremendous balls. It would be so funny if Kane and Edge spent the night in jail together? I don't think Edge would last 2 minutes in jail even with or without Kane sharing a cell.
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Post by Citizen Zero on Dec 29, 2010 19:00:46 GMT -5
I'm thinking Perry Saturn.
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Post by jadison on Dec 29, 2010 19:09:23 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson would own the place in 2 hours.
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Post by Joe Galt on Dec 29, 2010 19:33:58 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson would own the place in 2 hours. He looks more like a guard in my opinion. Maybe because I know a guy who looks like him and he is a guard.
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Post by TheDarkestKnight on Dec 29, 2010 20:12:19 GMT -5
Big Zeke Jackson.
The guy would be the last person you'd want to run into in prison. The man is a walking tank.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 29, 2010 20:25:30 GMT -5
I used to think Barrett looks like he's been in & out of prison. Then I read he was a Microbiologist ( or something similar), so I find him being the conniving intelligent leader of a group believable.
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Post by Citizen Zero on Dec 29, 2010 20:33:25 GMT -5
I used to think Barrett looks like he's been in & out of prison. Then I read he was a Microbiologist ( or something similar), so I find him being the conniving intelligent leader of a group believable. Of course he was also apparently a bareknuckle boxer so...
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Zen411
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Post by Zen411 on Dec 29, 2010 21:01:34 GMT -5
Including a few who are no longer on the roster:
Zeke, Henry, MVP, Barrett, Sheffield, Finlay, Tarver, Kane, Batista, Big Show, Shad, Luke Gallows, Khali, R Truth, Kozlov
interesting in prison: CM Punk, JTG, Edge, Taker
women's: Beth Phoenix, Vickie Guerrero
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 29, 2010 21:43:08 GMT -5
Coming from me, this is really saying something, but... Why does this thread exist? The same reason that a thread known as Most Huggable Wrestlers was made a long while back. Boredom probably.
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 29, 2010 21:47:41 GMT -5
Honestly, I think CM Punk would get his ass royally kicked in prison for being a smart-ass.
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