|
Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 24, 2010 9:56:00 GMT -5
This could be used for anybody who's ever "killed" the Undertaker.
Wrestler: Taker you're alive! Oh my God! Undertaker: I know. I'm alive. Wrestler: You were dead. I saw you die. Undertaker: I was faking. I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down.
|
|
|
Post by ASK HIM on Dec 24, 2010 11:31:00 GMT -5
Shawn Michael Michaels is pro wrestling!
|
|
|
Post by Wii M Punk on Dec 24, 2010 11:43:44 GMT -5
Any random diva: Mr. Batista, you have a massive erection.
Batista: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
*Batista turns to the rest of the dressing room.*
Batista: Don't act like you're not impressed.
|
|
|
Post by Joe Galt on Dec 24, 2010 13:07:22 GMT -5
Matt Striker: "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named him Alberto Del Rio, which of course in German means a whale`s vagina."
|
|
theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
Posts: 13,571
|
Post by theryno665 on Dec 24, 2010 13:48:30 GMT -5
(Snitsky returns to comfront HHH who is with Aurora Rose. As the only mcmahon family in the arena, Snitsky is upset about being released years ago,) Snitsky: Look man, you took away the only thing that I ever loved, there I said it. Don't you love anything? HHH: Sure, I love burying people, penis jokes, banging my wife, and of course my lovely daughter Aurora. Snitsky: Guess what now this is happening(Snitsky punts Aurora into the stands) Snitsky: That's How I Role ! Minutes Later(Triple H calls HBK) Triple H: BWAHHHHH! HBK: Hunter is that you? HHH" Wahhh, the bad man pick up Aurora, and Kicked her with his foot, and wahhhhhh! HBk: He punted her? HHH: Let Me something! Let Me say something! wahhhhhhhh!!! HBK where are you? HHH: I'm in a private locker room of emotion! HBK: Listen Vince just called, HE"S GONNA PUT THE BELT ON JERICHO, HE"S GONNA PUT THE BELT ON JERICHO!!!!!!! HHH: (Rushes out of locker room) I've cant let this happen, I got to win the belt! (He runs rapidly and pushes Mae Young down on the floor on his way out.) I'm in an Elimination Chamber of Emotions!
|
|
|
Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Dec 24, 2010 14:44:38 GMT -5
Batista: For this lady, Im going with something special. It's called Sex Panther. Illegal in 9 countries. Has bits of real panther in it.
HHH: Pungent. Stings the nostrils. Dave, I gotta be honest with ya, that smells like pure gasoline.
|
|
fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
Posts: 38,913
|
Post by fw91 on Dec 24, 2010 15:51:57 GMT -5
John Cena is talking to JTG and zack Ryder backstage, whom are thinking about abandoning their gimmicks, to be taken more seriously and improve there carrers/) John Cena: Let me tell you boys something, a few years ago I pretended I was a rapper. Ryder: Thats impossible you can never be a rapper, your white cena: I used to walk around with bling, verbally bash my opopnents with rhymes, and released by own album. Then one day, Vince came up to me and said, John you've been here for quite some time now,it's time to put childish things aside. But in reality he said, ,"You white, stop being a f***ing Rapper!!!. So I told my self, I would become a marine, do that for a few years, then come back to it. JTG: So what's your point? Cena: My point is, don't lose your rapper. I'm miserable. "Money Money yeah, yeah" and "Woo, Woo, Woo, You Know It." thats is what you should do. JTG: Cena's right. I'm f***ing miserable, today I had pay for my lunch, with my own money, instead of stealing it, thats not me, Cena:So what are you gonna do Zack? Ryder: I'm gonna do whats sensible. I'm gonna ask for my release, file for unemployment, and in 90 days I will look for a job at Ring of Honor, because they give you the tools, that you need to become a superstar.
|
|
|
Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 24, 2010 16:00:16 GMT -5
*Back when Vickie Guerrero was constantly in a wheelchair*
Vickie: You sick, sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt.
Teddy Long: Don't you put that evil on me, Vickie Guerrero! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed!
|
|
Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
Posts: 7,754
Member is Online
|
Post by Soultastic on Dec 24, 2010 21:34:38 GMT -5
Barrett: SHUT UP! Enough already, WWE! Who cares about David Otunga anyway? The man has only one move, for Christ's sake! The Verdict? Spinebomb? Spinebuster? They're the same move! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the Nexus, I invented it! What have you done, David? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
*Grabs chair and charges Cena*
Barrett: Die, you no-selling scum!
|
|
|
Post by Joe Galt on Dec 25, 2010 1:52:30 GMT -5
Barrett: SHUT UP! Enough already, WWE! Who cares about David Otunga anyway? The man has only one move, for Christ's sake! The Verdict? Spinebomb? Spinebuster? They're the same move! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the Nexus, I invented it! What have you done, David? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! *Grabs chair and charges Cena* Barrett: Die, you no-selling scum! No joke..... It would have been so bad ass if this would have really happened!
|
|
|
Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 25, 2010 11:50:47 GMT -5
*Anonymous GM makes an announcement*
Cole: And I quote, "Mr. McMahon is coming to Raw!"
HHH: VINCE! OH MY GOD! VINCE IS COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
|
|
|
Post by Joe Galt on Dec 25, 2010 14:18:20 GMT -5
Every time a wrestler`s theme hits, Michael Cole starts dancing around hitting a cow bell with a continuous rhythm.
|
|
Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
Posts: 4,785
|
Post by Dat Dude on Dec 25, 2010 21:23:18 GMT -5
If John Morrison sung Love Me....Sexy, nobody would ever claim he didn't have charisma
|
|
|
Post by Captain Charisma on Dec 28, 2010 14:40:09 GMT -5
(Santino talking about the Cobra with Kozlov) Santino: They have done studies you know. 60% of the time it works, everytime. Kozlov: That doesn't make sense.
|
|