ChitownKnight
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Post by ChitownKnight on Dec 27, 2010 23:55:15 GMT -5
since Batista and Punk are good friends, Wrestlecrap, do your magic and write a day in the life of Batista and Punk or an explanation on how they became friends
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Post by Young Game on Dec 27, 2010 23:59:38 GMT -5
7:00 A.M. - Wake up. Pour a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. They call each other and talk about the ladies, and the new tattoos, they're going to get later that day.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Dec 28, 2010 0:01:12 GMT -5
*Punk and Batista are looking at scrapbooks*
Punk: "This is a picture of me with Lita. And those are her nipples."
Batista: "Here's one I took of Melina bent over a coffee table right before I gave her a Batista Bomb."
Punk: "Here's one of me with Daffney at Disneyland behind the churro stand as she was giving me a hanky wanky."
Batista: "Oh, how can I forget this one! Here's me with some girl we hired that worked in ECW for like a week. I can't remember her name. It didn't matter. That's her vag. Unforgettable."
Punk: "Did you ever see this one of me and Kelly Kelly in Justin Gabriel's house?"
Batista: "I got a picture of me there too! Right here."
*Batista and Punk high five*
Punk: "Here's me with Shelly Martinez on a pool table."
Batista: "Uhhhh, ya know. I'm kinda tired of this. I think I'm gonna head out before it gets too dark outside. Check ya later, brah."
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Beartato
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Post by Beartato on Dec 28, 2010 0:01:31 GMT -5
To quote Scrubs, they're wiener cousins.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2010 0:03:18 GMT -5
They bonded over a game of Bella.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 28, 2010 0:24:45 GMT -5
To quote Scrubs, they're wiener cousins. The bond that cannot be broken. They must honor the code.
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Post by rogers67 on Dec 28, 2010 0:29:51 GMT -5
they became friends while they went though the Divas roster.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Dec 28, 2010 0:31:04 GMT -5
Less talk, more photoshop.
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Greer
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Post by Greer on Dec 28, 2010 0:31:20 GMT -5
Eiffel Tower.
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Post by mikey_editor on Dec 28, 2010 0:37:49 GMT -5
Either t's a one-time work or Batista has found out he has limited employment opportunities. Now his return would reach the CM Punk-promised OMG moment. Vinbnie Mac had to approve the mention either way which makes me think Batman is coming bak. A real big heel for Cena to deal with. I am real tired of Nexus but it's the only thing creative has done lately, so let it last, I guess. Does this mean the WWE Superstars will continue to rally against CM Punk and Nexus . . . or will this be yet another failed following for the Punk. His last two followers got canned. Cena can do a lot with that.
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Post by Stu on Dec 28, 2010 1:47:11 GMT -5
Here you go guys. Do with it what you will.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 28, 2010 1:48:26 GMT -5
I can imagine those two are like the guys from Motherlover and Dick in a Box.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Dec 28, 2010 2:04:40 GMT -5
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 28, 2010 2:09:12 GMT -5
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Dec 28, 2010 2:13:04 GMT -5
I can't do it but if anyone can create Batista and Punk as Bert & Ernie, we will have made world peace.
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Evil Homer
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 28, 2010 2:26:08 GMT -5
isnt it obvious, Batista helped CM Punk win the world title- so they became friends.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2010 7:34:45 GMT -5
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 28, 2010 10:50:39 GMT -5
Here you go guys. Do with it what you will. Someone should Photoshop in all the divas they have dated, although the picture might be too small for that...
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Dec 28, 2010 10:58:01 GMT -5
Picturing Batista's return:
He looks like he is about to help Punk with Cena and then turns on Punk screaming, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MAH FRIEND!
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 28, 2010 11:09:06 GMT -5
<singing>
Punk: Anyone you can do i can do better. Anyone you can do i can do too!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can! Yes i can!
Batista: I've climbed K2 on a pint of liquor!
Punk: I've done her quicker and without her getting sicker!
Batista: I can find any diva's pit of danger!
Punk: i can do you one better and find Allison's pit!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
Batista: NO you can;t!
Punk:Yes i can!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can! Yes i can!
Batista: I can make Melina scream like a banshee!
Punk: I can make Maria scream just for me!
Batista: I would go hunt down Shelley Martinez!
Punk <shrugs>: I would just rest in Traci's double Ds.
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can! Yes i can!
Batista <frustrated>: I would go hook up with a diva search diva.
Punk: I would much rather hit that there Lita.
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
BATISTA: NO YOU CAN'T!
Punk: YES I CAN! YES I CAN!! YES I CAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!
Batista: Nicole Bass?
Both: HELL NO!
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