Lamest Insult

[I Graduated Warrior University]

"Molly's a bimbo!" (repeated ad-nauseum) - SCSA to Spike Dudley during his 2001 heel turn. I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned, I guess everyone has tried put that heel turn behind them.

[vaderbomb91]

aplus92 said:

coltcabana said:

Randy: Kurt, youre just a paper champion

Kurt: Oh yeah! Well you're a paper contender!

Kurt get a pass on anything lame, even if he says something lame in ECW. It's all about character continuity, as his character was meant to be lame/cheesy/corny when he first entered the WWF, so while he has changed/evolved since his arrival, he still can keep some of the character traits he arrived with in the Fed.

Exactly. That's what actually made things like the aforementioned "Undertaker riding a bicycle" comment funny.

What made Angle's intentional lameness so great was that his character was a total goody two shoes for the first few years. Hence, recreating Austin's beer truck spraydown with milk. Comedy gold. ;D

[bruteshot79]

anticonscience said:

hadesgigas said:

JR: "Here comes nut girl."

Did he say that one about Nicole Bass or Chyna?

Mickie James, actually.

[ghettooverlord]

This is a no contest. Go watch last Thursday's impact and the entire "mama's so..." segment was the lamest in the history of wrestling.

[A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto)]

theirstar said:

Shelton's "This is the world's smallest violin" in the same fued was worse. At least to me.

^ Taken from Reservoir Dogs, but not quite sure why he used that quote in the Jericho feud, myself.

[bruteshot79]

ghettooverlord said:

This is a no contest. Go watch last Thursday's impact and the entire "mama's so..." segment was the lamest in the history of wrestling.

QFT

[The Curmudgeon]

When John Cena called Kurt Angle "Lumpy". Every damn week.

And whenever someone calls Cena a "thug" I die a little each time.

[Mista T]

Mark Henry to Batista on him supposedly "raping" Melina:

"What if that, What if that was me Batista"

[malloc]

i cant remember his name but it was at an ecw show (he was fighting chris chetti) But he said to straw hat guy " Do you have another one of those hats? cozz when i shit in the first one i wanna cover it up with the second!!!!!!!"

[malloc]

bootytime said:

At least Y2cheap is just a really really stupid attempt at an insult.

But ham sandwich...what...what IS That? That's like those insults 4 year olds use like "tableface"

Tableface!!!

thats brilliant.

its just so silly i cant stop laughing.

[ACG2x]

For me, a really lame insult is one that falls flat, but the wrestler giving it DOESN'T STOP with said insult that fell flat. I don't blame a guy for trying to get over by saying something. Wrestler tries it, it fails, end it right there. Don't keep force feeding me your lame line. Try something else.

The "Y2Cheap" thing actually wasn't that bad at first. I understood where Cena was trying to go with it. However, it got old really fast (aka the third or fourth time he said it) yet kept going on.

The really lame part of that whole angle was the "cheapy cheap sauce" promo which ranks up there IMHO with Cena's worst promos ever. And I'm a Cena-on-the-mic fan.

The crowd was no longer buying it yet Cena continued talking about Jericho's cheap house, cheap this, cheap that, etc. Thus, it ended up being uber-lame.

Likewise with Davey Boy's "Game Boy" comment. There are about 3-4 people in wrestling today who could make a Nintendo reference work in a promo (Rock, Edge, Christian and probably Angle) but Davey Boy Smith and his heavy British accent ain't one of them.

Again, the first time he called HHH Game Boy the crowd was silent yet he said it again. And again. And again. To the point where HHH almost looked defeated, like he knew the segment had failed but tried in vain to make the save. I remember this classic line from it-

Davey Boy: "Where's the title shot you promised me Game Boy?"

HHH: (trying valiantly) "I promised you a title shot Davey?"

Davey Boy: "Yeah, you promised me a title shot!"

HHH: "Well, guess what? I LIED to your ass!"
(Davey gets this pained look on his face. I was wondering if he was upset over being screwed out of a title shot or getting a proctology exam)

One line that wasn't ever repeated again (thank God) was Shelton's one to Bischoff- "How does it sound? It sounds like your breath smells...it stinks". I like Shelton, but come on. Are we getting our insults from the 1983 book of promos?

[Ben Wyatt]

vaderbomb91 said:

"I'm working on a new Fozzy song. It's called Shelton Benjamin is a little b***h!"

I was seriously shocked that a line so stupid could come out of Jericho's mouth. Probably lost his passion for the business, evidenced by the abrupt departure. And with the way they were using him, who could blame him?

'Shelton Benjamin is a little bitch' was lame as an insult, but the fact he came out with a guy on guitar and SANG the song was pretty hilarious

[s2k]

Y2Cheap and Cheapsauce was my first thought as well. I was expecting "Y2Gay", since Cena has an issue with homosexuals (at least when he does promos), but "cheap" was just awful.

"Kurt, you're acting like a friggin' ham sandwich" was pretty bad as well. I don't know how anyone can act like a ham sandwich. Did Angle put two slices of bread on himself with some cheese and ham in between? If that's some sort of slang I'm not aware of, I'd rather not know.

Another Cena one (as Prototype) was the "peanut butter and jelly sandwich....WITH THE CRUST CUT OFF!" promo that still has me scratching my head. Cena is just a strange human being with a mic in his hand.

I was searching YouTube yesterday, and someone posted a clip of Luger slamming Yokozuna on the 4th of July. In that clip, Luger comes to the ring and gets on the mic. He says "there's nothing wrong with America.....the only thing wrong with America is....", and he proceeds to insult Fuji and Yoko. I thought that was strange, but it IS Luger.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

"there's nothing wrong with America.....the only thing wrong with America is...."

He says there's nothing wrong, then proceeds to say what's wrong?

Classic Luger right there LOL

[Avalanche Alvarez]

boberts said:

I'd have to go with either:

Cena: "You're Y2Cheap!"

or

Bret: "You big stupid dummy!"

What about "cheapsauce"? That was lame enough to get taken out back and put out of its misery.

[Bassist]

My top three would be:

Mr Fuji to Hulk Hogan before he won the belt from Yokozuna at WM9
Fuji: Huuuuuuuuuhk Hoooogaaaaaaaaahn, ya big maaaan, ya yella belly...

Road Dogg (to JR and King from the apron) when Trips turned heel on X-Pac at some WM
RD: You tell that big-nose jackoff, Hunter Hearst Hunter (mumbles)... you heard me... jackoff...

Or Eric Jerkoff was lame, we all know he's a wanker, but hey, not as bad as the favourite "Y2Cheap"

[plushtar]

Anything that came out of the mouths of Cena and Jericho.

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

s2k said:

"Kurt, you're acting like a friggin' ham sandwich" was pretty bad as well. I don't know how anyone can act like a ham sandwich. Did Angle put two slices of bread on himself with some cheese and ham in between? If that's some sort of slang I'm not aware of, I'd rather not know.

That image just made me crack up.

s2k said:

Another Cena one (as Prototype) was the "peanut butter and jelly sandwich....WITH THE CRUST CUT OFF!" promo that still has me scratching my head. Cena is just a strange human being with a mic in his hand.

Eh, they were still working the bugs out. Wasn't that a metaphor, as in, his opponend was a PByJ sans crust in the lunch box of... something?

[Corporate H]

boberts said:

I'd have to go with either:
Bret: "You big stupid dummy!"

I thought I was the only one who remembered that. Thank God.

[redjaguar]

At least Y2cheap is just a really really stupid attempt at an insult.

But ham sandwich...what...what IS That? That's like those insults 4 year olds use like "tableface"





Table face...why did that make me laugh so hard? And Fart Brick and Crap Magnet.....