nate5054
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Post by nate5054 on Jan 30, 2011 5:20:52 GMT -5
I only ever see Girl Scouts selling their cookies in the foyer of my local supermarket. I want to be like "Girls, there's an infinite array of cookies in there. Hell, they've even got a bakery pumping them out fresh as a daisy. If I want a cookie, I'm buying it in there, not out here. Give it up, girls." But I feel that would break their little hearts. So I just pretend I can't hear them over my iPod instead. I'd much rather buy Girl Scout cookies than the crap they sell in the Supermarket. At least their crap goes to a good cause. And you wouldn't even be the douchiest people they've come across. I remember being in line at a Starbucks that was inside a grocery store and two women come in and were asked if they would like to buy a box. One of the major league c-words tells the 7 year old "are you kidding, look at all the fat in these!" and walks away and gets behind me in line and then proceeds to laugh to her friend and say "I'm such a bitch, hahahaha." I felt so bad for the girl that I went and bought another box even though I had about 4 at home.
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Mr T L Wolf
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jan 30, 2011 6:49:58 GMT -5
Maybe some of the troops are different, but my order is already in for Girl Scout cookies, and they were selling eight varieties. Thin Mint, Tagalongs, Peanut Butter Sandwich, Lemon cookies, Shortbread cookies, Thanks-A-Lots, Shout-Out! and Caramel Delites.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2011 7:28:09 GMT -5
Samoas and Tagalongs are still around? Sweet.
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Post by ani on Jan 30, 2011 9:28:26 GMT -5
All Abouts are my favorite but they can go. Ever since they shrunk from decent sized rectangles to small rounds, they've gone downhill.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2011 10:29:48 GMT -5
Hey as long as the Samoas are still being sold, I am good. Punk, is that you?!
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wrasslinmachine
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Jan 30, 2011 10:41:44 GMT -5
You Americans are lucky. We don't get door to door cookie sellers here I, don't really think Girl Scouts go door-to-door any more, worried about the kids being abducted by pedophiles and what not, at least that's what it is like around my parts. They only sell their cookies at stores now. Pedobear disagrees.
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MCMGM
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Post by MCMGM on Jan 30, 2011 15:13:31 GMT -5
I only ever see Girl Scouts selling their cookies in the foyer of my local supermarket. I want to be like "Girls, there's an infinite array of cookies in there. Hell, they've even got a bakery pumping them out fresh as a daisy. If I want a cookie, I'm buying it in there, not out here. Give it up, girls." But I feel that would break their little hearts. So I just pretend I can't hear them over my iPod instead. Yeah but that bakery doesn't have orgasm inducing cookies, do they? Girl Scout Cookies are the Krispy Kreme of cookies. They're like crack. Not that I would know that personally or anything.
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Mr T L Wolf
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jan 30, 2011 15:28:19 GMT -5
I only ever see Girl Scouts selling their cookies in the foyer of my local supermarket. I want to be like "Girls, there's an infinite array of cookies in there. Hell, they've even got a bakery pumping them out fresh as a daisy. If I want a cookie, I'm buying it in there, not out here. Give it up, girls." But I feel that would break their little hearts. So I just pretend I can't hear them over my iPod instead. Yeah but that bakery doesn't have orgasm inducing cookies, do they? Girl Scout Cookies are the Krispy Kreme of cookies. They're like crack. Not that I would know that personally or anything. ...Orgasm inducing? *Porno music*
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Post by Red Impact on Jan 30, 2011 15:35:16 GMT -5
Aww man, I loved the Dulce de Leche cookies
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 30, 2011 15:38:34 GMT -5
Hey as long as the Samoas are still being sold, I am good. Punk, is that you?! Nope........but it would be nice.
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Post by Young Game on Jan 30, 2011 16:06:46 GMT -5
I bought a box of these once. They looked decent, thought I would try 'em out. Thanks-A-Lot? More like Farts-In-Mitten. I don't know if it was just a bad box or what. I was not pleased. What a weird-ass way to say "Thanks".
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Jay Peas 42
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 30, 2011 16:22:54 GMT -5
My only gripe is that Girl Scouts no longer dress in uniform when they sell these things.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jan 30, 2011 20:26:15 GMT -5
wooo, thank god the do-si-dos and the peanut butter ones are still around.
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Post by Alucard on Jan 30, 2011 21:10:56 GMT -5
Thin mints and tagalongs aren't going anywhere so I'm good. Duly noted.
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