BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Feb 14, 2011 0:33:48 GMT -5
Want to know why?
Because DITTO can breed with any non-legend, regardless of gender. BUT...Ditto only transforms into what it see in front of it including gender. But NHisJericho, Ditto HAS no gender! Oh yeah, well wouldn't Ditto copy the pokemon exactly, including any baby making parts?
Therefore I can only assume 2 things: one is that Pokemon have the ability to reproduce no matter what gender, but choose not to, and that Ditto is the first homosexual pokemon species.
I'm tired, leave me alone.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 14, 2011 0:34:48 GMT -5
No I will not
*start poking him with a stick
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Post by Alex Shelley on Feb 14, 2011 0:34:57 GMT -5
I drew this a couple years ago
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 14, 2011 0:40:04 GMT -5
Ditto does male, females, and intergenders, how does that make it gay?
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Feb 14, 2011 0:41:24 GMT -5
Ditto does male, females, and intergenders, how does that make it gay? Because...it transforms and has gay sex?....again, I'm quite tired.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 14, 2011 0:41:47 GMT -5
I drew this a couple years ago the Godditto?
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Feb 14, 2011 0:43:40 GMT -5
I drew this a couple years ago Truly that Ditto runs the PokeMafia.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 14, 2011 0:50:58 GMT -5
Ditto does male, females, and intergenders, how does that make it gay? Because...it transforms and has gay sex?....again, I'm quite tired. Ok now you see, this post made a lot more sense than your first one. I wasn't quite sure what you were trying to say. That said, what about when it transforms into a non-gender Pokemon, like Starmie?
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 14, 2011 2:14:00 GMT -5
I think BITF has it right:
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Feb 14, 2011 2:15:45 GMT -5
I think BITF has it right: I actually read that BiTF (along with the rest of my Monday-updating webcomics), right after reading this thread.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Feb 14, 2011 7:32:56 GMT -5
I assumed it was like a bacteria, it copies and divides creating two.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 14, 2011 8:16:28 GMT -5
I drew this a couple years ago That is awesome
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Feb 14, 2011 11:45:21 GMT -5
Because...it transforms and has gay sex?....again, I'm quite tired. Ok now you see, this post made a lot more sense than your first one. I wasn't quite sure what you were trying to say. That said, what about when it transforms into a non-gender Pokemon, like Starmie? Well assuming the internet is correct and pokemon have enormous genitalia, the fact that even 2 females can produce an egg sort of hints at the fact that enormous genitalia is useless. Therefore, even pokemon like Starmie can make babies with Ditto!Starmie, because I'm going to assume that pokemon don't use genitalia to reproduce.
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JRX
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Post by JRX on Feb 14, 2011 12:07:06 GMT -5
I always thought it was a slut, myself.
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 14, 2011 13:07:10 GMT -5
Ok now you see, this post made a lot more sense than your first one. I wasn't quite sure what you were trying to say. That said, what about when it transforms into a non-gender Pokemon, like Starmie? Well assuming the internet is correct and pokemon have enormous genitalia, the fact that even 2 females can produce an egg sort of hints at the fact that enormous genitalia is useless. Therefore, even pokemon like Starmie can make babies with Ditto!Starmie, because I'm going to assume that pokemon don't use genitalia to reproduce. What I meant was would transforming into and boning (I use that term for sex/reproduction) a Starmie consider Ditto gay, even though there's no gender involved?
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Post by Predator McBroski on Feb 14, 2011 16:42:09 GMT -5
GAY POKEMON ARE STILL POKEMON TO ME GODDAMMIT!
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 14, 2011 16:47:37 GMT -5
GAY POKEMON COMMUNITY!?!?!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Feb 14, 2011 21:14:13 GMT -5
There are a lot of mysteries surrounding Pokemon. Like why when a Kangaskhan hatches in game, is it fully formed while carrying the actual baby Kangaskhan?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 14, 2011 21:19:38 GMT -5
I'm sure it's quite gay... I mean why wouldn't it be happy it can change it's shape and mass to anything it wants...
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 14, 2011 21:45:05 GMT -5
I always thought it was a slut, myself. THIS. Guys, guys, you're all forgetting something very important; a Ditto will do almost anything that moves. Male, female, genderless, floating orbs of toxic gases and liquids, magnets, snakes, and whatever the hell Castform is. Is it the fault of the trainers, who condition their Ditto to be this shameless whore? Potentially. But I think the Ditto just likes it. In other words, Captain Jack Harkness is a Ditto.
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