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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jun 20, 2006 6:04:50 GMT -5
One more for the road:
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jun 20, 2006 9:54:37 GMT -5
TORRIE: (Thinking to herself) "I don't want to be here! Don't want to be here! Smells like carp! Think of Chloe, think of Chloe..." VISCERA: "JR! Barbecue sauce! Now!" LILLIAN: (Thinking to herself) "....get a little Applebee's on the way home...some baby back ribs...nice brewski. Gotta loosen up this girdle...beer belly's killin' me tonight!" Double Dare: WWE kicked off with collective members of the Spirit Squad failing to recall "Who Got Screwed in Montreal?" Slime time! The Spirit Squad is switching gimmicks and moving to Smackdown to join Fit Finlay and his little leprechaun friend. Finlay's comment on the new "Shamrock Squad"? "Piss off. I quit" PAUL: "Hey! I ordered the large fries, you got the salad! Deal with it, nancy boy!" CENA: "Where's my "Cool As Ice" CD, Paul?" PAUL: "I don't have it. I don't listen to Vanilla Ice." CENA: "You're lying, Paul. Give it up." PAUL: "I have Yanni in my IPOD if you want it. Just leave me alone." Resthold #2500! Congratulations, Randy Orton! You've reached a new milestone...in boredom! HHH: "So, Coach...ever been to a Turkish bath?" HBK: "I'll get the towels!" When confronted with life's minor problems... The WWE is always open for a little fun! Vince McMahon's new "Tranny League" opened up on RAW this Monday when Ginger, Tabasco, and Banana Hammock (from L-R) debuted as cheerleaders.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2006 9:58:21 GMT -5
One more for the road: Oh, my goodness.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jun 20, 2006 10:00:57 GMT -5
The secret slime action is: Being a Male Cheerleader
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Post by Murf on Jun 20, 2006 10:10:26 GMT -5
UH OH! (A gold star to whoever gets this reference) WM 2 - Susan St. James? Brrrrrrrzt. Canadian game show on YTV called "UH OH!" starring...
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Post by viscera on Jun 20, 2006 10:18:01 GMT -5
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Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on Jun 20, 2006 10:20:43 GMT -5
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Post by jrody is a Kondo mark on Jun 20, 2006 10:48:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2006 11:37:38 GMT -5
The New Fantana Girls promote the new "Retchingly Green Bile" flavor of their soft drinks.
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Jun 20, 2006 11:38:43 GMT -5
Wow...the package wasn't kidding when it said "Ultra Absorbant." Viscera really wanted to sell Vince on the idea of sending him to ECW to join the Vampire stable. Da Bearsh...Da Bearsh...Mike Ditka...Da Bearsh...Michael Jordan...Da Bearsh God decided to do the "farmer's hankey"...and has some awesome aim. IT WAS HORRIBLE!! THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND HE HAD A GIANT TOILET PAPER TUBE!! OH GOD!!!! Coach: Yeah...still got some Matzo Ball stuck between your teeth, Paul. Cena finally realizes why he's called BALLS after feeling Mahoney's chin. Heyman: I swear to God, Cena...I partied with John Holmes and he was hung clear out to here!!! I REPENTED A BILLION TIMES ALREADY FOR THE BABYKILLER GIMMICK, GOD!!! YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE MORE TRICK UP YOUR ALMIGHTY SLEEVE??? HHH: I think Jack Black really grasped the essense of being a lucha libre wrestler, and his accent wasn't too bad either...so I'm going to give this movie a thumbs up. Mini Curly: C'mon! Lemme just take dat banana off yer face! Nyuck Nyuck. Chapter two in "The Kliq's Guide To Wrestling Midgets" The HHH and HBK way. Continuing where Kevin Nash left off... Note to my fellow Crappers...if you know these chicks, please send them to my place Friday for my birthday orgy.
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 20, 2006 12:20:15 GMT -5
Vince, earlier in the day: "We still have all of this left over green mist that Tajiri didn't take with him after he left." Writer: "What do you want do do with it." Vince: "Let's dump it on the Spirit Squad." Soylent Green is made out of People!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2006 12:22:50 GMT -5
Cena: Paul, what happened to your legs man? Paul: You know, there's a funny story about that... Finally some proof of Trips holding someone back
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Post by Candyman's surprise on Jun 20, 2006 12:27:31 GMT -5
"Get in my belly!" "Why didn't Mickie rip off my top? Did she get the roses I sent her yet " Physical Challenge! Extras from Men In Black Most controverial moment of the show! DX had Jerry Lawler bring some of the girls he met @ the prom on saturday night!
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