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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 20, 2010 23:19:27 GMT -5
Another thing that bothered me about Cena's no-sell (other than the entire concept of acting like a steel chair across the back is an annoyance rather than painful) is that he was in a chairs match last night. You'd think that would've softened him up a bit... Maybe he built up an immunity, sorta like slowly building up a tolerance to Iocaine powder; only with chairs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2010 23:19:27 GMT -5
Next week's Raw Thread title = Raw 12/27/10 Thread: John Cena Murders Everyone You Love
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2010 23:23:05 GMT -5
I can't be the only one who thought the Vickie jokes were hilarious.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Dec 20, 2010 23:24:04 GMT -5
alrighty....so in the span of a day the following has happened according to the iwc... Nexus is dead... Wade Barrett wont ever be able to work in wrestling again due to cena winning at tlc this being buried.. Daniel Bryan is being made to look gay and wont ever be taken seriously by anybody caus hes being buried with the bella twins angle CM Punk has lost all credibility and will never look like a threat to anybody ever again due to cena no selling the chair shot and thus being buried Miz is being buried via looking really really weak getting beat by Jerry Lawler John Morrison is being buried by not even being a thought after the main event so pretty much alot of people have been buried in the span of pretty much a day.... Let's not forget a battery of bad "fat" jokes leading to the fall of Western Civilization. oh yeah...forgot about that...ok...so in the span of 24 hours, the following has happened according the iwc... alrighty....so in the span of a day the following has happened according to the iwc... Nexus is dead and everybody involved in the storyline will be released... Wade Barrett wont ever be able to work in wrestling again and will be deported very quickly due to cena winning at tlc this being buried.. Daniel Bryan is being made to look gay and wont ever be taken seriously by anybody caus hes being buried with the bella twins angle CM Punk has lost all credibility and will never look like a threat to anybody ever again due to cena no selling the chair shot and thus being buried Miz is being buried via looking really really weak getting beat by Jerry Lawler John Morrison is being buried by not even being a thought after the main event the WWE has caused billions of girls to turn anorexic after countless fat jokes and thus has caused anorexia to be a problem...all because of said fat jokes. Dolph Ziggler has been buried due to being an after thought due to vickie, and cena making him tap i think i got all of that....so once again, all of this has happened in the span of a 24 hour period so pretty much alot of people have been buried in the span of pretty much a day....
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Post by Young Game on Dec 20, 2010 23:24:07 GMT -5
Next week's Raw Thread title = Raw 12/27/10 Thread: John Cena Murders Everyone You Love I <3 you internet. Either that, or RAW 12/27/10: "ANYBODY GOT A FLASHLIGHT AND A COUPLE SHOVELS?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2010 23:27:53 GMT -5
I can't be the only one who thought the Vickie jokes were hilarious. I did but I'm not trying to be the moral compass of the WWE and interwebz either.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 20, 2010 23:34:43 GMT -5
I...I...I kind of enjoyed Raw. *runs*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2010 23:40:05 GMT -5
I...I...I kind of enjoyed Raw. *runs* I gotcha back. I really enjoyed it too. Me three. But according to the people here somewhere in a remote location lay unmarked graves for Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, and John Morrison. May they rest in peace.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 20, 2010 23:42:44 GMT -5
Another thing that bothered me about Cena's no-sell (other than the entire concept of acting like a steel chair across the back is an annoyance rather than painful) is that he was in a chairs match last night. You'd think that would've softened him up a bit... Maybe he built up an immunity, sorta like slowly building up a tolerance to Iocaine powder; only with chairs. Cena: All right. Where is the metal chair? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both hit ourselves, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Punk: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the metal chair into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the Metal chair into his own chair, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of me. Cena: You've made your decision then? Punk: Not remotely. Because metal chairs comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. Cena: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Punk: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I? Cena: Australia. Punk: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the metal chair's origin, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of me. Cena: You're just stalling now. Punk: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the metal in your own chair, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the metal chair as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of me. Cena: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Punk: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE METAL CHAIR IS! Cena: Then make your choice. Punk: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be? Punk: Punk gestures up and away from the table. Cena looks. Punk swaps the chair] Cena: What? Where? I don't see anything. Punk: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's hit ourselves. Me from my chair, and you from yours. Cena and Punk hit themselves with chairs Cena: You guessed wrong. Punk: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched chairs when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... Punk falls over KO'd Vickie: And to think, all that time it was your chair that was metal. Cena: They were both metal. I spent the last few days building up an immunity to chair shots
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Dec 20, 2010 23:44:41 GMT -5
I gotcha back. I really enjoyed it too. Me three. But according to the people here somewhere in a remote location lay unmarked graves for Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, and John Morrison. May they rest in peace. I didn't know anyone said Bryan was buried...at least recently.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Dec 20, 2010 23:44:46 GMT -5
I gotcha back. I really enjoyed it too. Me three. But according to the people here somewhere in a remote location lay unmarked graves for Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, and John Morrison. May they rest in peace. i enjoyed raw as well...i just had to list out all the people who were buried tonight reading through the reactions in the thread..basically theres graves for Dolph, Bryan, Punk, Morrison, Miz, and the entire Nexus....which btw will cause everybody involved in the nexus to be released and due to cena makin them look bad wont ever be able to find work wrestling ever again...at least according to the forum. but over all it was a pretty decent raw and i enjoyed it. i think Nexus either crash smackdown or they all come back at the rumble.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 20, 2010 23:45:31 GMT -5
Maybe he built up an immunity, sorta like slowly building up a tolerance to Iocaine powder; only with chairs. Cena: All right. Where is the metal chair? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both hit ourselves, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Punk: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the metal chair into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the Metal chair into his own chair, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of me. Cena: You've made your decision then? Punk: Not remotely. Because metal chairs comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. Cena: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Punk: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I? Cena: Australia. Punk: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the metal chair's origin, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of me. Cena: You're just stalling now. Punk: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the metal in your own chair, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the metal chair as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the chair in front of me. Cena: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Punk: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE METAL CHAIR IS! Cena: Then make your choice. Punk: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be? Punk: Punk gestures up and away from the table. Cena looks. Punk swaps the chair] Cena: What? Where? I don't see anything. Punk: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's hit ourselves. Me from my chair, and you from yours. Cena and Punk hit themselves with chairs Cena: You guessed wrong. Punk: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched chairs when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... Punk falls over KO'd Vickie: And to think, all that time it was your chair that was metal. Cena: They were both metal. I spent the last few days building up an immunity to chair shots Hey, someone just won my Hero of The Day Award. Congrats.
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Post by DSR on Dec 21, 2010 1:17:46 GMT -5
Me three. But according to the people here somewhere in a remote location lay unmarked graves for Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, and John Morrison. May they rest in peace. i enjoyed raw as well...i just had to list out all the people who were buried tonight reading through the reactions in the thread..basically theres graves for Dolph, Bryan, Punk, Morrison, Miz, and the entire Nexus....which btw will cause everybody involved in the nexus to be released and due to cena makin them look bad wont ever be able to find work wrestling ever again...at least according to the forum. but over all it was a pretty decent raw and i enjoyed it. i think Nexus either crash smackdown or they all come back at the rumble. I enjoyed what I saw of Raw (missed the first 45 minutes). I do understand everyone's mad-on for Morrison disappearing at the end of the main event, but Orton's got "unfinished business" that should hopefully be finished tomorrow (by which I mean he should shift into a feud with someone else). But, y'know, whatever. I dug Raw.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2010 1:41:49 GMT -5
Count me in as one of the few who enjoyed RAW, but surely enough there's a hint of o-zone in the vincinity.
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Post by Stu on Dec 21, 2010 2:09:45 GMT -5
Okay, I just read every single damn page of this thread. The overall tone change dramatically as tonight's show progressed. People were really angry with everything involving John Cena and Jerry Lawler.
And all I'll end with is that it was hilarious seeing that Triple H gif every other page.
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Post by percymania on Dec 21, 2010 2:11:57 GMT -5
I thought the Cena/Ziggler match was really good. Better than Bryan/Regal imo.
The only complaint I had about it was Cena telegraphing the Zig-Zag. Other than that, the match went really well and the crowd was HOT for it.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 21, 2010 2:12:48 GMT -5
Okay, I just read every single damn page of this thread. The overall tone change dramatically as tonight's show progressed. People were really angry with everything involving John Cena and Jerry Lawler. And all I'll end with is that it was hilarious seeing that Triple H gif every other page. Honestly I haven't seen the Cena hate run so rampant since the halcyon days of late 2005-mid 2006.
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Post by nonrev on Dec 21, 2010 2:51:15 GMT -5
I liked Raw...mostly...for the first time in quite a long time. Just a few hiccups here and there. Morrison's opening dialogue to Miz was fine but it sounded so bland and generic. I wish he'd Palace of Wisdom it up a little bit. A don't like Vickie on tv...but I like Dolph so I'm happy he went at least 10 minutes with Cena in a pretty good match and he get's to do it again tomorrow. I marked out with Glee when Punk nailed Cena with the chair and then left disgusted...but then Cena got up pretty fast after two chairshots and seemed more angry then hurt...that made me sad. Glad Bryan won, but he's still in a feud with the Bella's for some reason. I'm trying to figure out what this storyline is progressing to...I'm guessing a Bryan dissing both of them, and then both turn evil and recruit dastardly villains to take the US title from Bryan. King pinned Miz due to an Orton RKO. Orton and King celebrated in the ring. #1 Contender Morrison was no where to be seen
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