Are you worried yet?

[Bo Rida]

Dec 21, 2010 0:50:48 GMT -5 A/C Carcass said:

They should just stop wrestling altogether. It's much too dangerous.

Vince.: Listen you're so smart, how do we end this angle?
Steven Richards: Hmm... well, what's the problem you're having?
Vince.: Ok, here it is: Sheamus just stole Cena’s ice cream cone and--
Sheamus: No, make it a pie. Pies are funnier fella.
Vince.: Okay, a pie! Anyway, Cena is understandably upset.
Steven Richards: Uh huh.
Vince.: So we figured he could, you know, just grab Sheamus and bury him under a ton of chairs.
Steven Richards: Oh, dear!
Vince.: But then we remembered that this might be interpreted as violence, which is morally wrong now thanks to you. So, what's your big idea? How do we end this?
Steven Richards: Hmm... let's see. Umm... oh! Couldn't Sheamus share his pie with Cena? Then they would both have pie!
Vince.: (Looks at the story board) It's different, I'll give you that.

[Ian Austin]

I'd probably just fire Kaval. Problem solved. He's been wrestling ten years, and he's still hitting people full-on with kicks to the face.