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Post by PTBartman on Nov 27, 2010 12:08:03 GMT -5
Primo and Undertaker are roommates. Why? Because Undertaker showed up too late to get a good roomie, that's why. (I decided this at 3 AM, I swear it made sense at the time) Depending on how slow he walks to the ring I wouldn't be surprised Undertaker is the only Superstar to be announced first, and enter last in the same Royal Rumble.
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Post by PTBartman on Nov 27, 2010 12:08:18 GMT -5
Now I'm tired, but when I log back on tomorrow, I will upload it online so I don't clutter the boards with too many posts since it's very long. Here's the premise: The McGillibuddies (Kaval, Husky, McGillicutty, Riley, and Percy) must rescue the WWE from the Nexus (Seven Deadly Sinners) after John Cena goes missing. However there's a twist, each person in the WWE Universe is a superhero with their own unique abilities that are essential to the survival of either WWE or Nexus. OK you have my attention.
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Post by theshowstoppa on Nov 27, 2010 14:36:19 GMT -5
I'm imaging a Poker game for some reason. Undertaker is winning by just staring at people with those roll up eyes and taping his fists. Fixed for accuracy.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Nov 27, 2010 14:51:51 GMT -5
Didn't read past page one so if any of these have been said sorry
-Vickie/Dolph/Kaitlyn hilarity -Trent Baretta sitting in a corner sulking while intermittently booshing himself - Ricardo announcing Alberto's entrance into a room - Dramatic Kane promos about completely normal household drama like the dishes not being done - Awkward moments involving people not remembering which Bella did what - Nexus beatdowns duh
Also, I will read every word of this if you do it.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Nov 27, 2010 17:36:18 GMT -5
Didn't read past page one so if any of these have been said sorry -Vickie/Dolph/Kaitlyn hilarity -Trent Baretta sitting in a corner sulking while intermittently booshing himself - Ricardo announcing Alberto's entrance into a room - Dramatic Kane promos about completely normal household drama like the dishes not being done - Awkward moments involving people not remembering which Bella did what - Nexus beatdowns duh I like the way you think, good sir.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2010 18:44:01 GMT -5
Nexus bullying everyone would be hilarious. I'm seeing like..... let's say Yoshi Tatsu standing there pouring himself a bowl of Lucky Charms when all of a sudden Nexus shows up behind him standing around, and then they beat him down for eating the last of the cereal.
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Post by CMWaters on Nov 27, 2010 19:06:45 GMT -5
Didn't they kinda reference something like this in the commercials for Raw's move back to USA Network?
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Post by Bearer is God on Nov 27, 2010 19:07:21 GMT -5
Sgt. Slaughter would keep showing up as a celebrity guest housemate.
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Post by FinalGwen on Nov 27, 2010 19:17:26 GMT -5
Every morning, Cole turns everyone's lights off and on, and says as loud as he can: "May I have your attention please? We have just been delivered our mail by the anonymous postman."
Really looking forward to this. Can't wait.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Nov 27, 2010 19:18:12 GMT -5
Gabriel & Slater better be gay lovers. I know you Citten, make this happen!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2010 19:26:41 GMT -5
Gabriel & Slater better be gay lovers. I know you Citten, make this happen! Yeah. Or maybe a better idea would be not doing that.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Nov 27, 2010 21:47:00 GMT -5
Nexus bullying everyone would be hilarious. I'm seeing like..... let's say Yoshi Tatsu standing there pouring himself a bowl of Lucky Charms when all of a sudden Nexus shows up behind him standing around, and then they beat him down for eating the last of the cereal. I'm going to use this exact idea, if you don't mind
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 27, 2010 22:06:50 GMT -5
Trent Baretta/Curt Hawkins should constantly be looking for new guys to audition as the next Dudebuster/Gate Crasher. Chavo Guerrero, Zack Ryder, the Great Khali, the possibilities are endless.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Nov 27, 2010 22:42:41 GMT -5
For anyone who wanted my story, here's Episode 1 of 24, if anyone wants more just ask. ~~~ Episode 1: Matt Striker: Last time, the Nexus attacked John Cena and gave him a severe beating that almost killed him, without our hero and savior, how will WWE stop the threat known as the Nexus? ~~~ Lucky: Aww man, the Nexus are coming! The Nexus are coming! I survived getting into a coma but there's no way I'm gonna survive a match with David Otunga! I am so UnLucky!
Titus: Hmm...I know how to solve this! If we wanna fight...make it a fight! But if we want to win...MAKE IT A WIN! Lucky find me five rookies with attitude and bring them here!
*30 seconds later*
McGillicutty: The hell are we doing here?
Titus: Welcome McGillibuddies! I, no the WWE need your help to defeat the Nexus!
Percy: Aww man, they're gonna kill us man, yanuwutimsaying? OH NO!
Riley: Shut up NERD!!! HahHahahaHahahaHa!
Titus: Yes shut up Urkel, now we recruited you because you're less bland than they are...except McGillicutty, so we need the five of you to team up and stop them before they destroy the WWE!
Husky: Dude I don't even give a s***!
Kaval: Come on now Husky, that is not the way we deal with things here in the WWE Universe, besides without the WWE, there is no Layla, and without Layla, that makes Kaval a sad panda!
Titus: Alright then, now the five of you get ready to stop the Nexus!
*Cottonwood Mach 5 shows up*
Cottonwood: Who wants a Mustache Ride? ~~~ Striker: And so our five rookies with attitude got on the Cottonwood Mach 5 and are getting ready to stop Wade Barrett and the Nexus! What will happen? Will they prevail? Find out next time on Adventures of the McGillibuddies!
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 27, 2010 22:55:58 GMT -5
^ I'm speechless
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Nov 27, 2010 22:59:06 GMT -5
That bad? Well alright, guess I'll just go back to lurking
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 27, 2010 23:12:08 GMT -5
That's great stuff.
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 27, 2010 23:46:55 GMT -5
That bad? Well alright, guess I'll just go back to lurking That was so good I was speechless to describe how funny it is I have a suggestion for the house itself on the wall are portraits of Batista photoshop faces even though he isn't there anymore but there in spirit
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Post by Alex Shelley on Nov 27, 2010 23:49:44 GMT -5
Oh God Cottonwood mustache ride
I'll never sleep again, that image will haunt me forever
I command you to put the rest of it online somewhere.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Nov 28, 2010 0:05:55 GMT -5
Cool, then here's Episode 2, I'll post Episode 3 depending on responses and if anyone wants the rest then I'll find somewhere to upload the episodes to. ~~~
Episode 2: Striker: And now our group is riding the Cottonwood Mach 5 on their way to defend the WWE from an assault from the Nexus! ~~~ *the Cottonwood Mach 5 almost hits a skyscraper*
McGillicutty: Dodge dammit dodge!
*Cottonwood Mach 5 narrowly swerves past it*
Husky: This thing is a piece of shit!
Cottonwood Mach 5: I'M-NOT-AN-ACROBAT!
Kaval: Wow, this thing, can talk?
Percy: OH YEAH!
*they land in front of WWE Headquarters where The Dudebusters are awaiting them*
Trent?: Hey man there's a toll for going past here!
Caylen: Hey didn't that guy used to be an ROH World Champion?
Riley: MOVE IT DORKS! *pushes them out of the way*
Dudebusters: It's Bustin' Time! *the Dudebusters turn into a giant monster thing*
Percy: Aww man, we gonna die man, yanuwutimsaying? OH NO!
Kaval: Calm down, Percy, we will be, able to stop, this thing all, we gotta do, is defeat it!
*suddenly*
Lucky: CANNONBALL!!! *flings himself onto the monster and takes it out*
McGillicutty: Well that was easy, who knew Cannon could turn into a Cannonball thing! Alright team, let's go get Nexus!
Lucky (on the ground barely breathing): Hey...isn't anyone...cough cough...gonna help me up?
*they all go inside even Cottonwood Mach 5* ~~~ Striker: And now our rookies are one step closer to stopping the Nexus, how will they fare against the seven vicious sinners? Find out next time on Adventures of the McGillibuddies!
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