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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 4, 2011 2:59:33 GMT -5
Hello folks! Once again it's time for the....drumroll please.*drumroll* The General Store!*music and fanfare.* Today we have a book written by our own Whitey Fats. The books is called "Canadian Penis Enlarger Pump and Me: Why I Never Leave Home without my Love Pump." And if you order in the next 30 minutes we will also throw in a Canadian Penis Enlarger Pump signed by Whitey Fats.*Silence.* I don't know why we are selling these. What's next? WWCF sex toys?*A man comes up to the General and whispers in his ear.* Aw hell no! I am NOT selling that! That's not my penis pump <.< >.>
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Post by The Sam on Aug 4, 2011 3:35:11 GMT -5
(we see The Sam and The Great Warrior looking a computer screen. The Great Warrior looks horrified and The Sam looks delighted)
The Sam - HA HA HA HA! I LOVE IT WHEN THE PUPPY CATCHES ON FIRE!
(The Sam notices the camera)
The Sam - hey. HEY! GET OUTTA HERE! WE'RE WORKIN'!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2011 5:53:18 GMT -5
Hello folks! Once again it's time for the....drumroll please.*drumroll* The General Store!*music and fanfare.* Today we have a book written by our own Whitey Fats. The books is called "Canadian Penis Enlarger Pump and Me: Why I Never Leave Home without my Love Pump." And if you order in the next 30 minutes we will also throw in a Canadian Penis Enlarger Pump signed by Whitey Fats.*Silence.* I don't know why we are selling these. What's next? WWCF sex toys?*A man comes up to the General and whispers in his ear.* Aw hell no! I am NOT selling that! That's not my penis pump <.< >.> And strike one more reason my wife would never be interested in a guy like you.
Although I think the world would have been better if we had never known that existed to begin with. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you, man???
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Post by Topher is Human on Aug 4, 2011 7:23:27 GMT -5
Source: Twitter.com
@wwcfcolt to public address the WWCF Universe this Monday about Seth, Whitey, Sparks, Ryan Blood an more...
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 4, 2011 8:09:41 GMT -5
Source: Twitter.com @wwcfcolt to public address the WWCF Universe this Monday about Seth, Whitey, Sparks, Ryan Blood an more... Source: Twitter.com @wwcfcolt Does the part to do with Whitey have to address a certain item being sold? It could be considered a performance enhancer I bet.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 12:25:08 GMT -5
So, everyone knows i'm back....but everybody just shrugged me off. So, just because I lose a match against Seth, I lose all credibility?
Fine then...I don't need any of the fans....all I need is myself.
Lodi....Whenever you get the chance....we need to talk
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 12:27:38 GMT -5
OOC: Did nobody actually like Cage's return? I know it wasn't much, but damn
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 4, 2011 12:48:41 GMT -5
OOC: Did nobody actually like Cage's return? I know it wasn't much, but damn OOC: I liked it. Thought it was cool how you showed Caleb what you were after. Straight to the point.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 13:03:53 GMT -5
OOC: Did nobody actually like Cage's return? I know it wasn't much, but damn OOC: I liked it. Thought it was cool how you showed Caleb what you were after. Straight to the point. OOC: For that, I want to start a back and foward promo with you. I want you to be how I wanted to push Jeremy Grave in the beginning of the year There is something I have to point out
When me and my fellow Panthenon member Lodi qualify on the next Raw for the BattleBowl.....we will be beating the team of Bergman and Connor something or another
Bergman, you and me have history bro. You were the one that beat me for the IF title to begin with, and you know I never held a grudge against you cause you beat me fair and square. You know damn well though when you and me are gonna get in that ring, and we both know whats at stake.....well, just know I'm not going to back down.
There Can Only Be One.
As for Conner.....I see the potential in you kid. Thats the fire that most of us had the beginning of our careers.....but most recently I saw that fire in a kid named Jeremy Grave.
And even though he didn't beat me in his matches against me for the IF Title....he won my respect. Of course I took him out during the War Games match....but thats a different story
Kid, i'm not holding anything against you...but when we face eachother, just leave it to Bergman. This is only for the big boys, and you just aint ready
Kid
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 4, 2011 14:27:31 GMT -5
That's not my penis pump <.< >.> And strike one more reason my wife would never be interested in a guy like you.
Although I think the world would have been better if we had never known that existed to begin with. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you, man??? I am who I am, deal with it!!!OOC: Whitey has finally crossed the line from rich douch to rich bizzaare weirdo <_< >_>
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Post by hossfan on Aug 4, 2011 15:11:23 GMT -5
OOC: Did nobody actually like Cage's return? I know it wasn't much, but damn Hey, I liked it enough to have Caleb mention it in both his promos since it happened.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2011 15:18:40 GMT -5
And strike one more reason my wife would never be interested in a guy like you.
Although I think the world would have been better if we had never known that existed to begin with. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you, man??? I am who I am, deal with it!!!OOC: Whitey has finally crossed the line from rich douch to rich bizzaare weirdo <_< >_> And yet you expected me to hand my wife over to you, you sick freak!!!!
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 4, 2011 15:24:58 GMT -5
OOC: For that, I want to start a back and foward promo with you. I want you to be how I wanted to push Jeremy Grave in the beginning of the year There is something I have to point out
When me and my fellow Panthenon member Lodi qualify on the next Raw for the BattleBowl.....we will be beating the team of Bergman and Connor something or another
Bergman, you and me have history bro. You were the one that beat me for the IF title to begin with, and you know I never held a grudge against you cause you beat me fair and square. You know damn well though when you and me are gonna get in that ring, and we both know whats at stake.....well, just know I'm not going to back down.
There Can Only Be One.
As for Conner.....I see the potential in you kid. Thats the fire that most of us had the beginning of our careers.....but most recently I saw that fire in a kid named Jeremy Grave.
And even though he didn't beat me in his matches against me for the IF Title....he won my respect. Of course I took him out during the War Games match....but thats a different story
Kid, i'm not holding anything against you...but when we face eachother, just leave it to Bergman. This is only for the big boys, and you just aint ready
Kid Cageking, if you think you've seen potential before then you haven't seen anything yet.
I'm not Jeremy Grave, nor am I some punk kid coming off the street. I'm here to give respect and earn it and come Monday I fully intend to do both. I didn't back down from BRB and I sure as heck won't back down from you, Lodi or anyone the Pantheon wants to send. So come next week we will see who is ready.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 15:33:39 GMT -5
OOC: Did nobody actually like Cage's return? I know it wasn't much, but damn Hey, I liked it enough to have Caleb mention it in both his promos since it happened. OOC: Damn, I knew I forgot someone....didn't mean any offense Caleb So Caleb thinks Seth kicked me too hard in the head huh...that I have no right to challenge for the title that helped me gain stardom this year? Well, if theres one thing Seth did right, is that when he beat me....he knocked some sense into me. Firt thing on my list...knock you down from your pedestal
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 15:35:01 GMT -5
OOC: For that, I want to start a back and foward promo with you. I want you to be how I wanted to push Jeremy Grave in the beginning of the year There is something I have to point out
When me and my fellow Panthenon member Lodi qualify on the next Raw for the BattleBowl.....we will be beating the team of Bergman and Connor something or another
Bergman, you and me have history bro. You were the one that beat me for the IF title to begin with, and you know I never held a grudge against you cause you beat me fair and square. You know damn well though when you and me are gonna get in that ring, and we both know whats at stake.....well, just know I'm not going to back down.
There Can Only Be One.
As for Conner.....I see the potential in you kid. Thats the fire that most of us had the beginning of our careers.....but most recently I saw that fire in a kid named Jeremy Grave.
And even though he didn't beat me in his matches against me for the IF Title....he won my respect. Of course I took him out during the War Games match....but thats a different story
Kid, i'm not holding anything against you...but when we face eachother, just leave it to Bergman. This is only for the big boys, and you just aint ready
Kid Cageking, if you think you've seen potential before then you haven't seen anything yet.
I'm not Jeremy Grave, nor am I some punk kid coming off the street. I'm here to give respect and earn it and come Monday I fully intend to do both. I didn't back down from BRB and I sure as heck won't back down from you, Lodi or anyone the Pantheon wants to send. So come next week we will see who is ready. Ah the ignorance of the youthful....How I love it
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 4, 2011 15:40:22 GMT -5
Hey, I liked it enough to have Caleb mention it in both his promos since it happened. OOC: Damn, I knew I forgot someone....didn't mean any offense Caleb So Caleb thinks Seth kicked me too hard in the head huh...that I have no right to challenge for the title that helped me gain stardom this year? Well, if theres one thing Seth did right, is that when he beat me....he knocked some sense into me. Firt thing on my list...knock you down from your pedestal Well, I was going to set my sights on Caleb, but I think I'll let you get first dibs.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 4, 2011 15:51:59 GMT -5
I am who I am, deal with it!!!OOC: Whitey has finally crossed the line from rich douch to rich bizzaare weirdo <_< >_> And yet you expected me to hand my wife over to you, you sick freak!!!! Now, Seth, we've all heard about those... "movies" you did in college. And, after I beat your ass, I'm gonna do a free screening of it!!OOC: This feud has taken a bizarre turn
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2011 16:01:54 GMT -5
And yet you expected me to hand my wife over to you, you sick freak!!!! Now, Seth, we've all heard about those... "movies" you did in college. And, after I beat your ass, I'm gonna do a free screening of it!!OOC: This feud has taken a bizarre turn I........I don't know what you're talking about......*thinks about it for a minute* Okay.........fine........it happened. I was starving when I did it.......I was desperate........you know, when you're hungry, you do a lot of things you wouldn't ordinarily do!
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Post by hossfan on Aug 4, 2011 16:05:29 GMT -5
OOC: Damn, I knew I forgot someone....didn't mean any offense Caleb So Caleb thinks Seth kicked me too hard in the head huh...that I have no right to challenge for the title that helped me gain stardom this year? Well, if theres one thing Seth did right, is that when he beat me....he knocked some sense into me. Firt thing on my list...knock you down from your pedestal Well, I was going to set my sights on Caleb, but I think I'll let you get first dibs. Richlen, you peeshwank, you couldn't keep stoopid Champion of Honor title with its stoopid sissy fight rules. Whut make you tink you kin take mah Inter Forum belt? Ah de best pure wrassler in de WWCF. You a punchline to a bad joke.
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Post by TMK on Aug 4, 2011 16:05:47 GMT -5
Disclaimer: On August 3rd 2011, WWCF organised a sit down interview with debuting talent The Mountain King. Said talent showed up late and appeared to be intoxicated. The interview was attempted but called off part way through for the safety of both the talent and WWCF representatives. The following is a series of clips taken from the surviving footage of the interview, the views and opinions expressed within do not necessarily represent those of WWCF or its affiliates.
The camera opens up on a bare white room. The Mountain King is sitting on a lone stole in the room, swaying back and forth. The colour is in grayscale. TMK looks dazed and lost. The tape cuts out to black for a few seconds, before opening again to TMK looking more focused, sitting awaiting a question.
This Monday Niteraw, you'll be making your WWCF debut when you go against the team of Xtreme and The Great Warrior. Your thoughts?
You'll need to pay a penny for them.
TMK smirks and laughs to himself, swaying back and forth. The footage skips forward a bit until he's asked the tail end of the question again.
My thoughts on Xtreme? I don't even know who the guy is. I also don't care. He spells his name without an E so that tells me he's either a moron with poor grammar...or a 12 year old.
TMK stares into space.
What about The Great Warrior?
Hmmm?
The Great Warrior, the other half of the tag team.
I thought he had a heart attack?
The footage skips forward once again. When it starts up TMK is halfway through answering a different question.
...a company that's filled with jokes. A partner who thinks he's a f***ing pirate. He's crazy but, more importantly, he's lost his mind. At least there's method to my madness.
The footage cuts poorly to later, where TMK is halfway through another answer. He's now smoking.
...I doubt he'll be Sir Francis Drake, you know? I hope I'm wrong. If he drags me down he'll live to regret it.
The footage breaks in and out of picture, the timecode getting messed up once again. It goes to static then comes up on TMK laughing and smoking. It then cuts to TMK sitting solemnly.
This dream. I'm driving down a long empty road when I notice a hitchhiker. A woman...
TMK takes a long drag from his cigarette, the footage jumps once again to a shot of him getting frustrated and destroying the stool he's sitting on. It cuts back to where it left off, but the audio is slightly messed up and jittery.
A woman in a long white dress. I remember thinking it was weird, her wearing that...so I pull over to give her a ride. She gets in the car and tells me she's an angel of some kind...that she'll grant me one wish...
The audio screeches with feedback as the camera cuts between three different frames. The one of TMK destroying the stool is first but the audio has been replaced by TMK laughing. The next two frames are slightly different shots of him smoking his cigarette staring into space. The picture and audio become stable briefly.
...some kind of angel...
The camera rewinds backwards and repeats the footage without any breaks.
...some kind of angel she said. And I believed her. I believe she'll grant me my one wish...but I'm tired man. I'm dead tired. I tell her all I wish is to get her home and go to bed. She's horrified, her eyes widen, her mouth opens even wider and she lets out a blood curdling scream...then...darkness...
The camera footage cuts out once again, alternating between a black screen and fuzzy footage of TMK kicking the camera. The screen goes green then the footage returns, it seems to have gone backwards.
...there's method to my madness...
The footage freezes, then becomes scrambled with a horrible static noise, it jumps forward again and the image clears. TMK is standing, the stool he was sitting on lays broken in front of him, he's shouting at the camera.
You see, not even the devil can out-wit me! Not even the f***ing devil can out-smart me!
TMK kicks the camera, the footage goes to static then to a black screen. After ten seconds the static returns, TMK's voice can be heard but the picture is just static.
And then, I wake up...
The audio screeches and rewinds back.
And then, I wake up...
The audio stops fails but the image returns, TMK is sitting on the stool smoking. He's talking with no sound at first, then the audio returns briefly before the footage finally completely fails, the audio just being a long continuous hum.
And then, I wake-
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