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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 23, 2011 17:04:18 GMT -5
You really are not worth dealing with as far as your lies are concerned. *holds up the pics of Seth's wife again* Lies, my friend? Pictorial evidence certainly seems to disagree with you Apparently you spent your money on photoshops.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 24, 2011 4:50:20 GMT -5
You really are not worth dealing with as far as your lies are concerned. *holds up the pics of Seth's wife again* Lies, my friend? Pictorial evidence certainly seems to disagree with youEvil Masked Jonathan Michaels stands in the boiler room, he stares at the camera and holds up his briefcase, we hold for ten seconds and fade to black.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 24, 2011 14:56:58 GMT -5
OOC: I don't get it, Jonathan
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 24, 2011 15:01:45 GMT -5
OOC: I don't get it, Jonathan OOC: Really? He's got the MITB for the world title. It's a threat kinda deal
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 24, 2011 15:28:41 GMT -5
OOC: I forgot about that
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 24, 2011 15:31:18 GMT -5
*holds up the pics of Seth's wife again* Lies, my friend? Pictorial evidence certainly seems to disagree with youEvil Masked Jonathan Michaels stands in the boiler room, he stares at the camera and holds up his briefcase, we hold for ten seconds and fade to black. If you were an honorable gentleman, such as myself, "Handsome" Whitey Fats, commonly know as The Wrestling Messiah, you would ask for a title shot and win it in the ring fairly. like I am going to do at Wheel Of Misfortune. But, since right now Evil M is banging your ol' lady and you haven't done anything about it, I'm just gonna say you are a coward.
Coward.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 16:26:54 GMT -5
OOC: Whitey, you have the briefcase for a shot at his title, don't you?
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 24, 2011 16:28:38 GMT -5
OOC: Two case cashed in the same night ON EACH OTHER.
This place would go nuts.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 24, 2011 16:40:13 GMT -5
OOC: Two case cashed in the same night ON EACH OTHER. This place would go nuts. OOC: Honestly, I'd mark harder for that than anything else. You wanna talk about big feud, there you go.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 16:40:33 GMT -5
OOC: Two case cashed in the same night ON EACH OTHER. This place would go nuts. That'd be epic.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 24, 2011 16:56:38 GMT -5
Mine is for the tag-team title
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 17:00:17 GMT -5
Mine is for the tag-team title Which Jono and BRB have.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 24, 2011 17:09:16 GMT -5
Oh, sorry Been one of those days
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Jun 25, 2011 13:37:58 GMT -5
*Camera opens and a row of men are sitting at a bar.From the far end a man calls out to the bartender*
Man:Hey there,Connor! My pints running a bit low! Why don't ya throw me another one,lad!
Bartender:I'll say Finn, you've already had four pints in the past hour. You think you might've had enough?
*The Camera pulls around to Finn. He's got a cigarette in his mouth, dangling and dancing as he talks*
Finn: Who's ever heard of enough?
Bartender:Good point. You getting the same thing as before?
Finn: Of course. I've been drinking the same thing for the past hour or so, why mess with what works?
*The bartender takes Finn's glass from him and fills it back up with more beer.*
Finn:That's more like it lad. Good nice foam on the top, too.
Man: I hear you're getting back into the wrestling gig again, Finn.
Finn: Sure as hell am, Mike. It's been way too long for this Irish bastard to be out of the action.
Man #2:Are you nervous?
Finn: What do I got to be nervous about, son? These half-weights in the WWCF could train and train consistently for years and not even be on the same level as I am right now.
Bartender: Still though, Finn...you've got some fierce competition to look forward to. We all know that you're a tough SOB, but you've been out for a while.
Finn: Don't matter, Connor. You've seen some of these jokes they have, right? Hell, it doesn't even seem morally right to have any of these talentless wimps to go against me.
Man #2: We know, you're better than any of those other wrestlers, but...
Man# 3: But what?
*The camera pulls over to see a man standing in the doorway, the fluorescent light casting a shadow over his face.*
Finn: I recognize that voice...
Man #3:Come on... who else would it be?
Finn:Ryan, holy #@!$! Thought I'd never see you back around here again, lad.
Ryan:Well, heard you were getting back into the business. What's this I hear from your fellow bar-brethrens? Come on now. When have we ever seen Finnegan outmatched or outsmarted by anyone? Do any of you really think that these losers in the WWCF are even in the same league as Finn? We've seen these tough bastard cut down many of people over the years, and you know he's not slowing down for anyone. When it comes down to brass tacks, there's no one more vicious and violent as Finn McHaggis.
Bartender: Well, son. You know what? Hell,if you ain't right. Lads! Let's put our glasses together, and toast the coming of Finn McHaggis into the WWCF!
*All of the men in the bar throw their beer mugs into the air and clank them together, sloshing beer all over the bar and floor. Together in unison, they began singing and slurring a song, as Finn and Ryan talk amongst each other while the camera fades to black.*
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Post by The Punisher on Jun 25, 2011 16:14:00 GMT -5
*Frank Castle walks through an underground parking lot, he puts his black holdall in the back of his car, and is confronted by three large men*
Man#1: So you want to play rough do you?
Castle: What the Hell are you talking about son?
Man#2: You’ve threatened a lot of people over the past few days Mr. Castle - and not all of them are happy about it.
Castle: If they were really unhappy they would have sent someone more convincing than Huey, Duey and Louey wouldn’t they?
Man#3: You’d better shut your mouth old man, or you’ll never know what happened to your family.
Castle: You know what happened to them? Well why didn’t you say so son, I’m your new best friend.
*Castle hit’s the first man with an uppercut, knocking him out, the second moves in with a crowbar, Castle disarms him and elbow’s him across the face. The third catches him solidly on the jaw with a right hand, and he goes down. He’s kicked in the head and the second man gets up and kicks him in the gut. Both pound on him and stamp on his head, body and legs. Castle grabs the second man’s crowbar, and upends him. He catches the third in the head with the crowbar and knocks him cold. The second throws two punches, Castle shrugs them off and hits him twice in the cut, then sends him down with a roundhouse punch to the head. Jumping on him, Castle threatens him.*
Castle (shouting): WHERE ARE THEY?
Man#2 (spitting blood in Castle‘s face): Like I’m gonna tell you, you comic book Punisher wannabe…
*Castle gouges his eye, the man screams*
Man#2: I don’t know, I don’t know, we just got ten grand each to come and rough you up and a letter saying “tell him you know about his family”, it’s in my pocket, look if you don’t believe me, I don’t know anything else, I swear!
*Castle grabs the letter out of the man’s pocket - he was telling the truth. Castle, knocks him out by slamming his head against the floor, and pockets the ten grand cash from the man’s jacket*
Castle: I always preferred Deadpool anyway..
*Camera fades out*
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 26, 2011 10:25:30 GMT -5
Wheel of MisFortune......the Greatest event on the WWCF Schedule! I realize it's NEXT week......but I have a clear advantage. My dear Pinkamina has trained me in the art of Random. To be ready for a PPV like WoMF you have to be ready for ANYTHING. I'm facing a Wind-Up Automaton.....a being that feels no pain.....that feels no mercy....that uses anyone that gets within reach to accomplish its nefarious goals.
But at the PPV? I'll face you in any match the Wheel decides.....whether it's an Ironman Match, Ladder Match, Table Match, or a Texas Barbwire Exploding Turnbuckle Sing-Off! I will DESTROY you Monkey......Not just for me.....not just for Pinkie.....
No, FOR THE GLORY OF CELESTIA!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
You have 8 days Monkey.......You Cacophonous Clockwork Candy-Ass! 192 Hours until I dismantle you......see what makes you.....tick.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 27, 2011 18:23:26 GMT -5
So, I have to face some no-name, some jabroni trying to make a name for himself by going after the only true superstar in this business.
You have guts, kid, I'll give you that, but you don't have any brains.
I'm fighting for the world title at Wheel of Misfortune, and, well, has your broke ass ever even had a title?
I'm gonna wear your punk ass out, and you'll find out why I'm known as the Wrestling Messiah
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 27, 2011 21:11:58 GMT -5
So, I have to face some no-name, some jabroni trying to make a name for himself by going after the only true superstar in this business.
You have guts, kid, I'll give you that, but you don't have any brains.
I'm fighting for the world title at Wheel of Misfortune, and, well, has your broke ass ever even had a title?
I'm gonna wear your punk ass out, and you'll find out why I'm known as the Wrestling Messiah Former World Tag Team Champion, part of the tag team that ended the long reign of Blood and Stone, an the reigning Champion of Honor, which is something neither you nor Ryan Blood will ever be.
Translation: you will be lucky to make it to Wheel Of Misfortune in one piece, regardless of what happens in our match.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 28, 2011 9:36:35 GMT -5
So, I have to face some no-name, some jabroni trying to make a name for himself by going after the only true superstar in this business.
You have guts, kid, I'll give you that, but you don't have any brains.
I'm fighting for the world title at Wheel of Misfortune, and, well, has your broke ass ever even had a title?
I'm gonna wear your punk ass out, and you'll find out why I'm known as the Wrestling Messiah Former World Tag Team Champion, part of the tag team that ended the long reign of Blood and Stone, an the reigning Champion of Honor, which is something neither you nor Ryan Blood will ever be.
Translation: you will be lucky to make it to Wheel Of Misfortune in one piece, regardless of what happens in our match. Oooh, I'm shaking. Why don't you look at Bryan Alexander fro what happens to people who cross me. He went from an up-and-comer, to a wacko with a sick pony lust. And I wasn't even very annoyed with him. What are you gonna do when you step into the ring with the greatest wrestler alive? Nothing. Frankly, I'll be shocked if you don't get yourself counted out.
I can't say I don't envy you, though. You get to face the Wrestling Messiah, and I have to face some broke-ass jabroni who hasn't done anything noteworthy, ever.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 28, 2011 13:02:01 GMT -5
Former World Tag Team Champion, part of the tag team that ended the long reign of Blood and Stone, an the reigning Champion of Honor, which is something neither you nor Ryan Blood will ever be.
Translation: you will be lucky to make it to Wheel Of Misfortune in one piece, regardless of what happens in our match. Oooh, I'm shaking. Why don't you look at Bryan Alexander fro what happens to people who cross me. He went from an up-and-comer, to a wacko with a sick pony lust. And I wasn't even very annoyed with him. What are you gonna do when you step into the ring with the greatest wrestler alive? Nothing. Frankly, I'll be shocked if you don't get yourself counted out.
I can't say I don't envy you, though. You get to face the Wrestling Messiah, and I have to face some broke-ass jabroni who hasn't done anything noteworthy, ever. I seem to recall that the last time you got overly cocky, I eliminated you at STCS. Looks like you're going to make that same mistake again. An even if you don't, you're not going to be in the best of shape for your big match at the PPV, and if that helps "Damn Right" Jackson to exact a strong measure of revenge against your buddy Colt, then my mission will have been accomplished.
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