Times you enjoyed being a heel.

[Disaster Report]

Mar 21, 2011 17:19:46 GMT -5 FUNK_US/BRODUS said:

Closed down the cigaretter kiosk on a Sunday at my supermarket at 4. You always get a last rush of people that think we dont mind staying past 4, so to avoid this, the second they call closing time, I have everything pre-planned so that all I have to do is press one button to shut down and I can leave.

A woman comes running past me at about 4:01 as Im walking past the kiosk saying "where's the guy on the cigarette kiosk?".

I smile and say "he went home 5 mins ago. I dont work on that department"

Haha, classic. I can imagine the lady's face turning from confusion to anger, and all over cigarettes.

Also, is this 4 in the afternoon? Out here (So Cal) we've got to stop selling liquor at 2 am, but we can sell smokes 24 hours a day.

[Thomas Powers of Paine]

At work, all the time. However, it's just the boss and some customers who think I'm a heel. Most of my co-workers can respect my criticism of the job. I've got kind of a Jim Cornette thing going on with myself at work.

[Goldenbane]

At the first WWF House show I ever went to, the Smoking Gunns were taking on Owen Hart and Yokozuna. My friends and I were huge marks for Yoko and Owen and were cheering our fool heads off for them (causing Owen to actually look over at us and yell "SIT DOWN PUNKS!).

A few rows ahead of us was a kid in a wheelchair. He had a Smoking Gunn shirt, hat, and I swear a little plastic six shooter too. He looked up at us, almost like he was going to cry and yelled at us about how Owen and Yoko were evil and we shouldn't be rooting for them. I yelled back "Oh c'mon! Yokozuna is a former world's champion, and Owen Hart is a very accomplished wrestler!" The kid glared at me. I felt awesome...like Bobby Heenan or something.

Another time, in a Dungeons and Dragons game, another player and I were gladiators in an arena, sponsored by the remaining two players in the game. My sponsor was a bard, who really wanted me to win so he'd get money...and cast invisibility on me...and I was a rogue! I sat back, allowing my partner to fight off all the other gladiators (if you attack while invisible, the spell wears off). When the battle was down to my partner and one last NPC gladiator, I drew back my bow and shot the NPC gladiator in the back, rolling a 20, confirming the critical, and doing x3 sneak attack damage!! It had to be one of the most dickish things I've ever done in an RPG.

[FUNK_US/BRODUS]

Mar 21, 2011 17:24:32 GMT -5 Disaster Report said:

Mar 21, 2011 17:19:46 GMT -5 FUNK_US/BRODUS said:

Closed down the cigaretter kiosk on a Sunday at my supermarket at 4. You always get a last rush of people that think we dont mind staying past 4, so to avoid this, the second they call closing time, I have everything pre-planned so that all I have to do is press one button to shut down and I can leave.

A woman comes running past me at about 4:01 as Im walking past the kiosk saying "where's the guy on the cigarette kiosk?".

I smile and say "he went home 5 mins ago. I dont work on that department"

Haha, classic. I can imagine the lady's face turning from confusion to anger, and all over cigarettes.

Also, is this 4 in the afternoon? Out here (So Cal) we've got to stop selling liquor at 2 am, but we can sell smokes 24 hours a day.

Under English law, supermarkets have to close at 4pm on a Sunday. They also open at 10am, but allow customers to browse for half an hour before hand.

Which translates to "buy all your shit, dump it on whatever till you want, and wait expectantly for the cashiers to get down to the front of the store at 10, the time theyre contracted to start.

[Disaster Report]

Mar 21, 2011 18:18:42 GMT -5 FUNK_US/BRODUS said:

Under English law, supermarkets have to close at 4pm on a Sunday. They also open at 10am, but allow customers to browse for half an hour before hand.

Which translates to "buy all your s***, dump it on whatever till you want, and wait expectantly for the cashiers to get down to the front of the store at 10, the time theyre contracted to start.

That's incredible. Some of the markets here are open until midnight or 1 am, even.

[agent817]

Even though I have moved on and learned from my mistakes but when I was almost out out of high school, this girl I knew at the time revealed to me the truth about what her and friends thought of me because the girl thought I was a stalker. I was hurt by it, but what I did was play the role of bad guy towards the end of the year and flipped her and friends off a few times. Few of the times, I laughed my ass off and I still remember the scowl on that girl's face. She looked like she wanted to kill me. Of course, in the end, I did realize that I did stalk the girl and she was right for how she felt and she wanted nothing to do with me, but I still kind of enjoyed being the bad guy in that moment.

Also, another thing happened during high school that I still kind of laugh about. One time I was in the cafeteria with some guys I associated with. I made eye contact with some guy and I thought that we were dogging each other, giving each other the evil eye. A guy who was sitting at the table with me was all making a little garbage can out of a cup with guacamole, nacho cheese and sour cream. Towards the end of lunch, I picked up the garbage and threw it in the area of where that guy was sitting, only for it to land on a girl. I raced outside the cafeteria as fast as I could, sprained ankle or not (I sprained my ankle days prior). I went back in and some girl told me that the sour cream landed on a girl and I had to apologize, which I did, but the funny thing about this was that I got away with it. I didn't get in trouble at all for it.

[rogers67]

I would used to piss off everyone in my 2nd grade class

[Disaster Report]

I used to play handball with the mexican dudes at my school, which was funny considering I spoke zero spanish. But guys would come by the courts to jump the fence and ditch (we had a closed campus), and some guy I knew wanted me to watch his books. I said no, because I was busy, and he said to just quit being a bitch and watch them or else. He jumped the fence and walked away. I took his books and hucked them over the fence, into the school's pool.

Months earlier, the same guy was harassing some handicapped girl. She was trying to hang out with him and he was playing along, and she was oblivious to his gesturing to his friends and stuff. She wanted some of his chips, so he spit on one and gave it to her, and she ate it. I told him that was f***ed up, and he said to f*** off. I looked over and he had one of those things for child raising class, where they tie a doll to a sack of flour and you have to care for it. I picked it up and jabbed my thumb into the flour. He got all pissed and said to put it down, so I did a hook shot and launched it onto the roof of the science building. He failed the class.

["Twisted and Tormented" Ash]

One time in school I was supposed to keep a secret when my friend did something to this kid he don't like. I went to the Principal and told on him and my friend got detention for it and he looked at me like 'Why would you do that?' and I was like 'Sorry?'.

[Jay Carroll]

When I worked at Sears, I was usually put in the Men's department to work the register. Which meant that I was the last register to close, and I had to ring for other associates if they wanted to buy things too.

This is mighty inconvenient when it takes you 90 minutes to get home because you ride public transport, and there's a bus that leaves at 9:45 that's half empty and another that leaves at 10:15 that is standing room only.

So, I used to precount my register and told everyone that if they didn't have their stuff at my register by 9:35 they were SOL. Management wasn't fond of this. I didn't care.

[rogers67]

Mar 21, 2011 18:41:49 GMT -5 Disaster Report said:

I used to play handball with the mexican dudes at my school, which was funny considering I spoke zero spanish. But guys would come by the courts to jump the fence and ditch (we had a closed campus), and some guy I knew wanted me to watch his books. I said no, because I was busy, and he said to just quit being a bitch and watch them or else. He jumped the fence and walked away. I took his books and hucked them over the fence, into the school's pool.

Months earlier, the same guy was harassing some handicapped girl. She was trying to hang out with him and he was playing along, and she was oblivious to his gesturing to his friends and stuff. She wanted some of his chips, so he spit on one and gave it to her, and she ate it. I told him that was f***ed up, and he said to f*** off. I looked over and he had one of those things for child raising class, where they tie a doll to a sack of flour and you have to care for it. I picked it up and jabbed my thumb into the flour. He got all pissed and said to put it down, so I did a hook shot and launched it onto the roof of the science building. He failed the class.

That's awesome.

[agent817]

Mar 21, 2011 18:41:49 GMT -5 Disaster Report said:

I used to play handball with the mexican dudes at my school, which was funny considering I spoke zero spanish. But guys would come by the courts to jump the fence and ditch (we had a closed campus), and some guy I knew wanted me to watch his books. I said no, because I was busy, and he said to just quit being a bitch and watch them or else. He jumped the fence and walked away. I took his books and hucked them over the fence, into the school's pool.

Months earlier, the same guy was harassing some handicapped girl. She was trying to hang out with him and he was playing along, and she was oblivious to his gesturing to his friends and stuff. She wanted some of his chips, so he spit on one and gave it to her, and she ate it. I told him that was f***ed up, and he said to f*** off. I looked over and he had one of those things for child raising class, where they tie a doll to a sack of flour and you have to care for it. I picked it up and jabbed my thumb into the flour. He got all pissed and said to put it down, so I did a hook shot and launched it onto the roof of the science building. He failed the class.

For that second part, I would say you were more like an anti-hero than a heel. But that was cool.

[Porky's Butthole]

-In high school, I pantsed countless guys and girls.

-Also in high school, two of my friends were about to come to blows and I got between them to separate it. I then turned to one of them and mule kicked the other and the two of us beat his ass. Reason? You don't hurt my sister. Period.

-Again, in High School, one of my teachers chastised me in front of the class about needing to use the men's room. So, during lunch, I sneaked up behind her and sprayed some lemonade on the back of her skirt. Imagine the questions she got..

-More HS fun: I pulled the fire alarm during the school play. Reason: Thought it'd be hilarious.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}It totally was.

..God, I was a dick.

["American Cream" Dusty Loads]

When I was 19 I looked pretty old for my age due to my beard. Some guy and his girlfriend came up to me and asked if I could buy them liquor since it was her birthday. They gave me 30 bucks and I told them to wait around the corner so the guy at the liquor store didn't see me giving them the liquor.
I had a nice 30 dollar meal at a seafood restaurant that night.

[SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks]

Got irritated with these two guys polluting my news feed on facebook with their love crap.

So I mailed one of them claiming to have seen the other dude cheating on him.

Even though I was lying at the time, he actually was.

[darthalexander]

Mar 22, 2011 0:31:15 GMT -5 "American Cream" Dusty Loads said:

When I was 19 I looked pretty old for my age due to my beard. Some guy and his girlfriend came up to me and asked if I could buy them liquor since it was her birthday. They gave me 30 bucks and I told them to wait around the corner so the guy at the liquor store didn't see me giving them the liquor.
I had a nice 30 dollar meal at a seafood restaurant that night.

That's wicked and rotten but man did I ever get a laugh from that one.

[YellowJacketY2J]

Mar 21, 2011 23:08:52 GMT -5 Porky's Butthole said:

-Also in high school, two of my friends were about to come to blows and I got between them to separate it. I then turned to one of them and mule kicked the other and the two of us beat his ass. Reason? You don't hurt my sister. Period.

Two things regarding this scenario:

1) I'd say you were more of a hero, or at least an anti-hero, in that situation, considering you were standing up for your sister.

2) This sounds like an episode of "Married... with Children".

[noleafclover1980]

Mar 22, 2011 0:31:15 GMT -5 "American Cream" Dusty Loads said:

When I was 19 I looked pretty old for my age due to my beard. Some guy and his girlfriend came up to me and asked if I could buy them liquor since it was her birthday. They gave me 30 bucks and I told them to wait around the corner so the guy at the liquor store didn't see me giving them the liquor.
I had a nice 30 dollar meal at a seafood restaurant that night.

Ha, there used to be some ultra douchey kid that lived by my brothers gf, that constantly hit us up to buy box wine for him cause "it's for the ladies"... yeah, he was like 13 and swore he was a pimp. He also didn't know how much the wine cost, so we'd lie and be like "dude, wine is expensive, need like $30." We'd buy the cheapest stuff and pocket the change.

[FUNK_US/BRODUS]

Mar 21, 2011 23:08:52 GMT -5 Porky's Butthole said:

-In high school, I pantsed countless guys and girls.

-Also in high school, two of my friends were about to come to blows and I got between them to separate it. I then turned to one of them and mule kicked the other and the two of us beat his ass. Reason? You don't hurt my sister. Period.

Despite having perfectly good reasoning, that sounds like a total wrestling style heel turn.

[Toates Madhackrviper]

Mar 20, 2011 21:40:11 GMT -5 noleafclover1980 said:

Now, I normally am a nice guy.... but for some reason when I worked at Hollywood Video, I enjoyed not letting kids under 17 rent M rated games, and seeing em get all pissed off about it. My fav exchange actually went as follows:

Mom: "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas? What's this game about"
Kid (no more then 10 years old):"It's just a driving game."
Me:"Actually, it has swearing, stealing cars, drug and alcohol references and sex"
Mom:"You are CERTAINLY not getting that, and now you're grounded for lying"

*kid stares me down as they leave*

So, any stories you all have?

Hey you used to work at Hollywood Video too? I did the same thing with kids and M rated games. I think you were being a face in this instance too.