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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 18:54:17 GMT -5
Tiebreaker: Mickie with a Thesz Press
Mickie floors Daffney and climbs to the top rope. She goes for a Thesz Press but Daffney pulls the referee in the way. Mickie looks stunned, then turns into the Daff Knees. Daffney looks down on Mickie, then she leaves the ring. Daffney goes under the ring and comes up with a sledgehammer.
Tenay: What is this? Is this part of Daffney’s master plan? West: Looks like it.
Daffney swings at Mickie with the sledgehammer but Mickie ducks and hits the Mick Kick! Mickie picks up the sledgehammer, then throws it away in disgust. Mickie checks on the ref who is beginning to stir as Daffney gets to her feet. Mickie kicks Daffney low and hits the Mick-DT!
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Taylor pulls the ref out of the ring and throws him into into the barricade. Then she enters the ring and hits the Wilde Side on Mickie. At this point Katy Nikita Lee and Sarita run down to the ring. Katy Lee takes out Taylor with Kat Nip, then turns her attention to Mickie. Katy pulls her up while Sarita holds a shard of mirror in front of Mickie.
Tenay: Is that a shard of mirror? West: Wait, you’re not telling me…
Mickie falls to the ground. Daffney then takes out Sarita and throws Katy lee out of the ring. Daffney then turns and Winter nails her with the sledgehammer. She tosses it aside as the ref reenters the ring.
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JB: Here is your winner and STILL TNA Women’s Champion…
Tenay: Even JB has no idea what’s going on. West: It seems obvious to me. Winter just retained the title.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 18:54:56 GMT -5
You see why that finish took so long.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 18:55:51 GMT -5
Douglas Williams and Rob Terry are on stage in their ring gear:
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is Le Grand Premiere of the next TNA World Tag Team Champions, The British Invasion. It will be full of THRILLS! CHILLS! SPILLS! MILLS! BILLS! SHILLS! GILLS! HILLS!
Please don't do this, Doug-
SILLS! TILLS! KILLS! DILLS! WILLS! JILLS! GRILLS! QUILLS! PILLS! KRILLS! AND EXCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCITEMENT!!!!!
What he hopefully means is that there are three tag teams who have the bad fortune to be stepping into the ring with us tonight. Three tag teams that, unlike us, will not be leaving the iMPACT! Zone as champions.
The first of those teams is the Jacksons.
ACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up, Doug.
The Jacksons-
FACTIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- May be one of the top young teams in TNA-
FRACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
-But are they the most dominant?
TRACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, they're not.
SANCTIOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Moving on with the intent of MAKING HIM STOP, then there's Team 3D.
An that means TABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
3D may be one of the greatest teams of the past decade, but that was the past decade. This is 2011. It's a crowded pond now, Ray and Devon, and you're no longer the most dominant fish around.
Oh man, I can't wait for the next one we mention!!!!
And that brings us to the current champions: Beer Money, Inc..
BEER! MONEY!
You may have been the most dominant tag team in TNA in recent years-
DEER! BUNNY!
- And that in light of so many other teams in the company-
SEER! FUNNY!
-But those days of dominance are going to come to an end tonight.
GEAR! SUNNY!
Tonight, there WILL be new champions, and those new champions WILL be the British Invasion.
FEAR! HONEY!
Terry slaps Williams in the back of the head.
Knock it off. Time to be serious now.
Ow! OK, OK, OK! Yeesh....
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 18:57:36 GMT -5
We see Robbie E at a bar outside the arena, with his X-Division FOF Briefcase on the counter. He's chatting it up with some ladies, and seems genuine shocked when he spies the cameras. As they get closer, you can clearly hear Robbie E say:
"Cuse" me girls. You'll have to call me later.... not like you would anyway!
Robbie E lets out a smug laugh, sending them off. He puts his hands on his hips, smiling at the cameras.
Well well well. You just couldn't stop thinking about me, could you? It's been so long since I've last really been seen, and before that, I was on a ''little break". That's right folks, Robbie E was fired, came back for about a week or so, faded off, appeared again, beat up Curry Man twice, then faded off again. You might be asking how old Robbie could be so busy all this time, and to that, I have a simple response: I got caught up with the crawling woman, begging for me to show my face one more time. It's something that I can't control, due to my stunningly phenomenal good looks. (Smiles) Yep, Robbie E has the high life. But it can only get better...
Robbie E picks up his FOF Briefcase, waving it around.
... For I have this. It's a guaranteed title shot for The X-Division Title, at anytime. Could I rush to the arena and cash it in today? Yes. Will I do it? Maybe. I'll most likely will be watching from here, since it looks like a few lucky ladies have stepped up to the plate tonight. But whoever leaves here tonight as X-Division Champion? I'll practically be stalking you bro. Cuz you have the one belt I've wanted all year. The one belt that should have been mine, but was taken from me by a Japanese midget during a dance contest. I took him out of this world of wrestling, and I can do the same to you. Your a fresh bottle of wine, and I'm a massive ship: I'll break you, bro. I'll break your heart. I'll break your dreams. Because you can bet your fancy silver dollars that Robbie E will be the next X-Division Champion. Because Robbie E is back. For real this time. OH! OH! OH-
HEY, MICHAEL SORRENTINO, WILL YOU KINDLY SHUT UP?
The camera zooms out, to reveal Team 3D almost right next to Robbie E's seat, watching some sports and eating some food.
.... May I ask why you two fools are even around me right now?
It's a running gag that we appear whenever you talk. People find it quite funny.
You know, I can report you two doughboys to the police for stalking. I'm surprised I haven't done so yet!
I'm surprised you haven't been fired by TNA for for ditching TV Tapings!
OHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO! That was a good one! Oh my brother, just fantastic!
.... Touche. Anyway, what do you want? I got a Wrestling PPV to watch!
Well, before we saw you out and about, we were here to promote our upcoming fatal four way against Beer Money, The Jacksons, and The British Invasion. All three very impressive teams, with some very impressive moves. This is going to be one of the toughest matches of our careers, and we hope, and we pray, that tonight, Team 3D holds the gold once again.
You know, you sound like a broken record all the time. "This is going to be tough", "Team 3D wants the gold", "Our opponents are impressive". Don't you ever get tired of hanging around somebody that gets drunk every single PPV? You had the run you wanted, and you blew it sky high. Why don't you just admit it's time to move on with your career? Actually do something notable in this company?
And why don't you take your cocky, unworthy, wannabee Guido ass, and look in the mirror. Sure, you've done some things here and there, but you rarely show up at an event anymore. Meanwhile, Team 3D shows up each and every day, ready to kick butt and collect our paycheck. You seem like somebody that's got one of the worst perspectives of the business. You do this for the woman. And sure, your life changes when you become famous, but we do this for a better cause: The Fans. That's why I pull through our troubles. Because it feels so good to accomplish something you've worked so hard for, just like we are going to do right here tonight. Meanwhile, your sitting on the sidelines, getting cheap win after cheap win. Think about that, kid. Let's go Devon.
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT...... OH LORD....
Team 3D heads off to the arena, but not before a quick shout form Robbie E:
But what's the cause for all these troubles? Your fans, or your drunk retarded partner?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 19:00:22 GMT -5
Storm, Roode and Flair are in their locker room.
All right boys, you ready for tonight.
Are you kidding me, Ric, this is bullcrap, THREE OTHER TEAMS!
You realize we don't even have to be pinned to lose the titles, hell the six of them could just jump us and knock us out and fight among themselves.
Yeah, Ric, I thought you said you were going to look out for us.
Am I hearing correctly?
Are you two actually scared of those clowns?
Look, you're in better shape than Team 3D, you're bigger than the Jacksons and you're smarter than the British Invasion, you guys will be fine . . .
But, Ric . . .
BUT NOTHING!
Flair slaps Storm across the face, knocking his beer away.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TALKING BACK TO ME?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I'M RIC ******* FLAIR!
YOU TWO THINK I DON'T HAVE A PLAN?
YOU TWO THINK THE NATURE BOY DOESN'T HAVE YOUR BACK?
Flair settles himself and takes a deep breath.
You two are the Tag Team Champions for a reason, because you are the best.
You can't let Jarrett get into your head, you can't let this match get to you, you actually think those guys stand a chance tonight?
You need to remember who you are.
Flair leaves.
He's absolutely right.
Let's do this.
Right behind you.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 19:02:14 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a fatal fourway match for the TNA World Tag Team Championships!
JB: Introducing the challengers, first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 589 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: Next, from Hesperia, California, at a combined weight of 350 pounds, Matt and Nick, The Jacksons!
JB: Introducing team #3, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Rob Terry and Doug Williams, The British Invasion!
JB: And accompanied by “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, they are the TNA World Tag Team Champions, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
Tenay: Well Beer Money certainly aren’t happy about this match. West: Well they have the most to lose here. They could lose the title without being pinned. Tenay: Well that’s the price of being champion. You don’t pick and choose your title defenses. West: This is still unfair.
TNA World Tag Team Championship Beer Money v The Jackson v British Invasion v Team 3D 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 8, 2011 19:02:45 GMT -5
Thank god im not too late
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 8, 2011 19:05:16 GMT -5
Storm with a DDT to Nick Jackson
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jul 8, 2011 19:05:18 GMT -5
The Jacksons with La Mistica.
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Post by wwe1993 on Jul 8, 2011 19:08:04 GMT -5
Beer Money with a double spinebuster
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2011 19:12:07 GMT -5
Douglas with a Punch on Storm
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 19:20:50 GMT -5
Roode hits a lariat on Nick Jackson. Matt Jackson then hits a crossbody off the top onto Roode!
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Storm breaks it up. Storm and Roode then hits a double suplex on Matt Jackson.
BEER!
MONEY!
Terry then takes Storm’s head off with a big boot. Roode charges Terry but runs right into a spinebuster. Williams grabs Storm from behind and hits the Chaos Theory!
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Ray breaks it up. Terry goes for a boot on Ray but Ray ducks and lifts in a back suplex as Devon hits a neckbreaker! Team 3D then hit the 3D on Williams!
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Roode breaks it up. Roode goes for the lariat on Ray but Ray catches him and hits the Brother Bomb. The Jacksons then hit double dropkicks to Ray. Terry comes in and alos gets double dropkicked. Devon the hits a double clothesline on the Jacksons. Tema 3D then set up for another 3D on Nick Jackson but Flair distracts the ref and Storm spits beer in Devon’s face. Storm superkicks Ray and Roode hits the Payoff on Devon!
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JB: Here are your winners and STILL TNA World Tag Team Champions, Beer Money!
West: Somehow Beer Money survive. Tenay: What do you mean somehow? It's thanks to Flair again. West: Hey, they were at a disadvantage going in. They needed something to even the odds. Tenay: That is just ridiculous.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 8, 2011 19:21:19 GMT -5
WOOHOO
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 19:23:02 GMT -5
Earlier today...
AJ Styles is shown backstage calling someone on the phone.
Hey, It's AJ again. Listen...
The person on the other end hangs up. AJ redials.
Look I need your help. I know things weren't that good between us a year ago but...
Again AJ is hung up on and again he redials.
Listen to me, you're the only guy I trust to team with me. Besides you and me have a score to settle with LAX.
Listen man. You turned your back on me. You stabbed me in the back. But I never lost my faith in you. I trust you. I respect you. More than anyone else in this business. I know you've been avoiding me all week. But I really need your help on this. Together, we can be a force to be reckoned with. Just like the old days. What do you say?
AJ is hung up on again.
Dammit!
Christy comes in.
What is it?
He hung on on me. Again!
Gimme that.
Christy grabs the phone from AJ and hits redial.
Now you listen to me. AJ has always been there for you. Even when you turned your back on him. He's been your friend no matter what. And you're gonna refuse him when he needs your help?
Christy hands the phone back to AJ.
Somebody wants to talk to you.
Hello?
You will? Great. You got your gear all ready? Thank you man. I owe you one. Don't mention it.
AJ hangs up.
It looks like we're all set.
Great.
These LAX punks use strength in numbers. Well let's see what happens when I call on my homies.
Christy giggles.
What?
C'mon, you're the whitest guy I know.
Fair enough. Let's go.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2011 19:25:15 GMT -5
Um, I think SNS wanted to lose that match, guys...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2011 19:25:19 GMT -5
As a fellow Latin American, I must say that there are people in fact whiter then Mr. Styles
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 19:25:58 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
JB: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 490 pounds, Homicide and Hernandez, the Latin American Xchange!
JB: Their opponents, first, accompanied by Christy Hemme, from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles!
AJ makes his way to the foot of the ramp and waits.
JB: And his partner…
West: That can’t be! Tenay: It is! Daniels is back! West: No freakin’ way! Tenay: Christopher Daniels is back in TNA.
AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels v LAX 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2011 19:27:13 GMT -5
Daniels with Angel's Wings as the crowd chants Welcome Back!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2011 19:27:32 GMT -5
Um, I think SNS wanted to lose that match, guys... I know he did. Here I was all ready to break the tie in your favour. But no.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2011 19:28:27 GMT -5
Um, I think SNS wanted to lose that match, guys... I know he did. Here I was all ready to break the tie in your favour. But no. Sorry, I had to go out.
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