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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jun 8, 2006 11:47:13 GMT -5
Paul: Guys, this is still not enough solidarity!! We need more...Tommy, get the "Members Only" jackets out of the car! Mick: Now, I know I promised you guys "Members Only" jackets, but apparently someone took them from my car. Randy: I wanna see your grill Kurt: U wanna see my what? Randy: Yeah, your grill. Yeah Yeah, your grill. Mark Summers: Look guys, I know you're excited and all, but if you came here to play Double Dare, you're about ten years too late. Hardcore powers ACTIVATE!! For some unkown reason, Tommy thought it would be hardcore to hit Edge with his diploma. Tommy:...hey, anybody smell tuna? Funk: Dadgummit! No matter what I do this god dang tv won't work.
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Post by samachine on Jun 8, 2006 11:48:23 GMT -5
Paul Heyman demonstrates what they're doing to Smackdown.
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Post by invaderdave on Jun 8, 2006 11:51:55 GMT -5
Paul: Her breasts were smooth! Supple! SO SQUEAZABLE! Foley: Okay, I pick you, you, and you. Rey: I'm always picked last for kickball! Randy: O RLY? Kurt: YA RLY! Randy: NO WAI!!! The Stars of WWE in...M&M's, the Musical. Edge: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. Tommy: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. Nothing says Hardcore like a PAPERCUT! Tommy: It's dark in here! I'm scared! Funk: This is Mork calling Orson! Come in Orson!
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Post by bruteshot79 on Jun 8, 2006 11:59:40 GMT -5
Dreamer: You're not Hardcore enough Edge. Edge: You underestimate my powers. Dreamer: DON'T DO IT EDGE!
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Post by I Like Rocks on Jun 8, 2006 12:04:20 GMT -5
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE !
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Post by flairfan75 on Jun 8, 2006 12:11:32 GMT -5
The referee confirmed that Tommy Dreamer's head actually DID fit inside Lita.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Jun 8, 2006 12:22:24 GMT -5
Tony mamaluke: WHOOOOO WWE TV HERE I COME!! Mick: ok now for some simple algebra Finley+Hardy+Rey=Big Show is also read Big Show=Rey+Hardy+Finley Randy: I'm Back Kurt: You still suck Randy:..........oh JR: BAH GAWD KEENG, TATANKA IS THE EPITOME OF HARDCORE!! Styles:.....i don't agree with you much JR but i think i gotta agree with you on that one Dreamer: IT'S ALL OVER ANAKIN, I'M ON THE HIGHER GROUND. Edge:........WHAT?! Dreamer: Hey edge, you about to be Beluahed! Edge: Dreamer, your about to be Herped! Funk: i should stop swimming in the dumpster
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jun 8, 2006 12:39:54 GMT -5
Dreamer: I'll take 'em both, I'm Hardcore!! (that was too easy)
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wrasslinmachine
Don Corleone
Savagely protecting the innocent since 1987.
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Jun 8, 2006 13:05:01 GMT -5
Dreamer: Hey Edge I found the remote for the TV.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jun 8, 2006 13:10:24 GMT -5
"MAY 19TH! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! MAY 19TH!" Funk: DAMNIT! You have the wrong guy!
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Post by Santana on Jun 8, 2006 13:11:49 GMT -5
Hey sabu can you change that bulb real fast
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Post by jdm24 on Jun 8, 2006 13:13:07 GMT -5
Edge: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. Tommy: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. That's beautiful.
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Chad1m
Don Corleone
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Post by Chad1m on Jun 8, 2006 16:38:17 GMT -5
Mark Summers: Look guys, I know you're excited and all, but if you came here to play Double Dare, you're about ten years too late. I laughed my ass off at that.. Good job!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 8, 2006 17:04:25 GMT -5
Dreamer: "Edge, are you sure that I can't get any STD's while I'm under here?" Edge: "I don't think so, but I'm not making any promises." Dreamer: "I think my lips are on fire." Edge: "Oh, Crap! Get up Lita! get up!"
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RavingRendal
Trap-Jaw
We will teach you the true meaning of Democracy.
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Post by RavingRendal on Jun 8, 2006 17:14:03 GMT -5
Edge: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. Tommy: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. That's beautiful. I agree, that is perfect for that one.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jun 8, 2006 17:28:16 GMT -5
Paul: So did everyone understand that? Avocados should be firm! NOT MUSHY! Mick: Oh man, this is gonna be the best family portrait EVER! Randy: Ya know, those gum guards really bring out your DSL's. Kurt: My whah? Randy: DSL's. Uh... look it up. On the Internet. The Red Jaguars and Blue Barracudas grew up so fast.Tommy Dreamer and Edge decided the Ghost That Never Lies needed a good, stiff Con-Chair-To.Dreamer and Edge: not just hardcore icons, but the innovators of color-coordination.Dreamer: Oh, how life would be fine, if we'd all just sixty-nine... Funk: His power is in the mix! Head on down to St. Paul's Mattress Discounters...
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Jun 8, 2006 17:34:46 GMT -5
Dreamer: Hey, this isn't as bad as I thought..... Who was I to doubt El Dandy??
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Jun 8, 2006 17:46:22 GMT -5
Terry Funk models the new "hardcore hearing aid" for aging wrestlers.
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mat7h3w
Trap-Jaw
Toothless Agression
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Post by mat7h3w on Jun 8, 2006 17:54:37 GMT -5
Mark Summers: Look guys, I know you're excited and all, but if you came here to play Double Dare, you're about ten years too late. I laughed my ass off at that.. Good job! I agree, that's awesome. I could so see Big Show trying to fit in one of those tubes on the obsticle course too!
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jun 9, 2006 2:40:27 GMT -5
Randy: Ya know, those gum guards really bring out your DSL's. Kurt: My whah? Randy: DSL's. Uh... look it up. On the Internet. That is SO wrong...yet SOOO funny!
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