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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2011 23:54:18 GMT -5
You'll have two from me soon. I'm partway through a Magnus/ShaRKO promo, then I'll work on my KOs one.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Aug 12, 2011 5:04:34 GMT -5
You will have two from me within the next 6 hours.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 11:10:39 GMT -5
OK, my stuff for the PPV is in.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Aug 12, 2011 11:20:48 GMT -5
You will have two from me within the next 6 hours. I was 20 minutes off, sad.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 11:23:48 GMT -5
Well, I'm better than both'a y'all, I've had my stuff in since last night!
...of course, I still haven't done one of my promos, so...I STILL WIN, BITCHES!!!
*runs off with imaginary trophy for winning the PPV*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 12:45:35 GMT -5
Here's a depressing thought that I just realised. We actually have LESS women's tag teams than real life TNA.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 12:47:25 GMT -5
Here's a depressing thought that I just realised. We actually have LESS women's tag teams than real life TNA. I blame Sticky. Not sure why.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 13:41:15 GMT -5
I blame the schools.
And my other promo is sent.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 15:53:39 GMT -5
TNA Hard Justice Pre Show- With Brooke Adams
Brooke Adams is at ringside, in front of all the screaming fans in attendance.
Brooke Adams alongside just some of the fans who bought a ticket to come see Hard Justice, along with the thousands more who purchased it on PPV. It is an electric feeling in this arena right now, and we are just about to get started, but first, I figured I would go around and ask some people who they want to see win in some of tonight's matchups on tap.
Brooke goes around the ring, asking people who they want in the New America/Red Chaos match, and any response (if any at all) of New America is immediately drowned out by hoots and hollers for Red Chaos. After a mixed response for the three participants in the triple threat match for the Legend's Championship, a "We want Steiner" chant starts to pick up. As that goes on, Brooke stops in front of a man in shorts, with a lovely tan on his arms and legs. In his row in particular, is a load of fine women.
You there! You seem to have quite a bit of attention. Why don't you tell the world about your selection for the World Tag Team Championship match: Beer Money, or The Jacksons?
Saywhatnow?
Huh?
Brooke snaps back into reality, realizing who it is:
ROBBIE E?!
Rats, it didn't work.
What are you- oh never mind. May I ask you why your in the stands? We go live in less then two hours!
Hey, cool it sweetcheeks. Let me do all the talking here. As the entire knockout division and my fanclub are well aware of by now, it appears that I've been left off tonight's card.
Yeah, so?
So? SO? Babester, didn't you read the website? There was a RAVAGE of complaints from a ton of fans that now can't get there daily dose of Vitamin Robbie! And I agree! How could they do this to me? I"M ROBBIE E! I"M FREAKING AWESOME! The cameraman knows it, these girls know it, the lighting crew knows, the popcorn vendors know it, the street cleaners know it, the janitor knows it, the hobo outside the arena knows it! They all can't get enough of me! The camera loves my face! If TNA was smart, they would have handed me over the TNA Title on a silver platter. But there not. Which is why I'm here!
Not for long. Once they find out about you, you go outside with that "hobo" you've been talking about.[/color]
... Are you stupid? Was Blond an old hair color for you? Why do you think I'm here, Einstein? I BOUGHT A TICKET! Yeah, I'm going to be among the crowd when we go on the air! And boy oh boy, is this going to be fun! I'll be getting everyone to do the wave, fistpump to my awesomeness, then I'll be grabbing the T-Shirt vendor and giving everyone here the best shirt they can ever wear: Robbie E = Awesomesauce. (Points to some of the ladies) I know they will be wanting one.
(Rolling her eyes) Let me guess. They're with you?
Of course they are! I figured I'd get lonely or fall asleep during one of the snoozefests. I was even ready to bring my pillow and blanket in preparation. But then I figured: What does Robbie love the most? So I took out my black book. Just to clarify, it weighs about 150 pounds from all the numbers in it, but I didn't break a sweat. Anyway. Blonde's, brunettes, redheads, you name it. I rounded out about seven or eight of these gals to watch the show with me.
Really?
Yeah. Just like how a boyfriend and girlfriend "watches" the movie at the movie theater. I figure I'll have no problem getting through some of these matches. And the best part comes later..... at my house, that is. Jacuzzis, loud music, a laid out buffett.... forget other places, ROBBIE E"S THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE SUMMER!
Boos are showered onto Robbie E, who doesn't even care, staring at Brooke.
You know, I can forgive you, and you can jump over here and join the party...... Come on, you can't resist it, I see it in your face. Let The Shore wash over you like a sunset tide at the beach....
Oh boy. I think it's time I head off before this jerk can go any further. This is Brooke Adams, signing off at The iMPACTZone.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 16:18:13 GMT -5
Robbie E for champion of everything.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 16:31:04 GMT -5
Mick Foley enters the backstage area, talking on a cell phone.
Look, Ramon, let me worry about the details, the bottom line is that this fundraiser is vital to the continued health of the Foley Foundation, there's still so much work to be done.
Okay, I have to go, I just arrived at the Impact Zone, I have busines to see to, talk to you later, goodbye.
Ric Flair walks up to Foley.
Well, look who it is, how nice of you to grace us with your presence, for a minute there I was going to say that you seem to have forgotten that you are a wrestler, but then I remembered that you aren't one, you're just a punching bag.
That may be, Ric, but at least I don't need to desperately cling to the industry and squeeze every last cent out of it that I can simply because I wasted all my money "Stylin' and Profilin'."
They glare at each other and Foley walks off, leaving Flair standing there, staring off at Mick.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 12, 2011 16:34:39 GMT -5
Just so everyone knows... I don't WANT LnL to lose like I did the previous two PPV's. Vote however you feel like, but don't vote against LnL because you think I still feel that way. I'm looking foward to reading the PPV tonight.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 16:35:49 GMT -5
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 16:41:00 GMT -5
As for me, I'll make Robbie E win the hearts of everyone.
Why? Oh, no reason.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 16:41:33 GMT -5
And remember a vote for me. I'll be here to vote for myself but just make sure a do so anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 16:41:36 GMT -5
Vote Magnus for a better future.
Vote Winter, Katy, and Sarita for continued sexy ghost stuff.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 16:43:08 GMT -5
Vote Winter, Katy, and Sarita for continued sexy ghost stuff. Who do you think we are, fanfic writers?
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Aug 12, 2011 16:43:35 GMT -5
As for me, I'll make Robbie E win the hearts of everyone. Why? Oh, no reason. Best of luck with that.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 16:43:46 GMT -5
Vote Winter, Katy, and Sarita for continued sexy ghost stuff. Who do you think we are, fanfic writers? Would you prefer Hardy Boyz fanfics?
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 16:45:44 GMT -5
Vote for Samoa Joe: Because seriously, I've been screwed over by Brutus Magnus enough.
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