Post by Alucard on Jun 6, 2006 12:31:18 GMT -5
We all know he's currently on the "Ring Announcer Killer Tour '06", but here are some other things Charlie Haas did on accident, that caused a lot of chaos.
Told Rikishi: "Maybe it's time to stop dancing, and do something for your people".
He moved the briefcase. He was backstage, a good several years before he was hired, eating a sandwich, he dropped his bag of chips, and when he bent down to pick them up, he accidentally triggered the winch for the briefcase to be lifted higher and out of reach.
He was the one who caused Sabu to botch his chair-y-leg-droppy-move last night, too.
He was in the audience the night Benoit dropped Sabu on his neck, infact, he was actually the cause of all of that, he was eating a banana, and threw the peel into the ring, hoping for it to be used as a weapon, Benoit slipped, and the rest is history.
It really wasn't Snitsky's fault. He was going to offer that chair to Kane and Lita to talk things out on. At that very moment an embarassing photo of Charlie Haas and Snitsky from the WWE Christmas Party appeared on the titantron. A shocked Snitsky nearly fainted, falling foward and nailing Kane. Thus Haas is responsible for one of the strangest storylines of 2005.
Charlie Haas booked Jeff Hardy at that ROH show.
Hawk didin't try to commit suicide on the titantron. In actuality, offscreen Haas was trying to return something he borrowed to Hawk, when Hawk bent down to pick it up, he lost his balance and fell.
An exausted Charlie Haas accidentally fell asleep in Amy Dumas' hotel room, thus locking her out of it. Causing Amy and Adam Copeland to bunk that one fateful night.
That's all I have for now. I hope that was moderately funny. Feel free to add your own.
Told Rikishi: "Maybe it's time to stop dancing, and do something for your people".
He moved the briefcase. He was backstage, a good several years before he was hired, eating a sandwich, he dropped his bag of chips, and when he bent down to pick them up, he accidentally triggered the winch for the briefcase to be lifted higher and out of reach.
He was the one who caused Sabu to botch his chair-y-leg-droppy-move last night, too.
He was in the audience the night Benoit dropped Sabu on his neck, infact, he was actually the cause of all of that, he was eating a banana, and threw the peel into the ring, hoping for it to be used as a weapon, Benoit slipped, and the rest is history.
It really wasn't Snitsky's fault. He was going to offer that chair to Kane and Lita to talk things out on. At that very moment an embarassing photo of Charlie Haas and Snitsky from the WWE Christmas Party appeared on the titantron. A shocked Snitsky nearly fainted, falling foward and nailing Kane. Thus Haas is responsible for one of the strangest storylines of 2005.
Charlie Haas booked Jeff Hardy at that ROH show.
Hawk didin't try to commit suicide on the titantron. In actuality, offscreen Haas was trying to return something he borrowed to Hawk, when Hawk bent down to pick it up, he lost his balance and fell.
An exausted Charlie Haas accidentally fell asleep in Amy Dumas' hotel room, thus locking her out of it. Causing Amy and Adam Copeland to bunk that one fateful night.
That's all I have for now. I hope that was moderately funny. Feel free to add your own.
