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Post by noleafclover1980 on Apr 27, 2011 3:33:29 GMT -5
She did not appreciate my shenanigans with the hose while washing my car. Any advice?
(obvious spoof topic,I apologize for cornyness)
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Post by loverman247 on Apr 27, 2011 3:37:40 GMT -5
lol
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Post by BR329 on Apr 27, 2011 3:43:27 GMT -5
I don't know man this is a toughy.....Did she seem to enjoy it?
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Apr 27, 2011 3:45:15 GMT -5
If you smell...?
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Apr 27, 2011 3:45:43 GMT -5
I don't know man this is a toughy.....Did she seem to enjoy it? Not really, she was mostly mad that it got on her hair.
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Post by Monkey Tennis? on Apr 27, 2011 4:45:02 GMT -5
I don't know man this is a toughy.....Did she seem to enjoy it? Not really, she was mostly mad that it got on her hair. Just be glad you didn't get any in her eyes.
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Post by Bam Neeley on Apr 27, 2011 4:47:39 GMT -5
I like to cover my gf with lard and then....
Oh this isn't the fetish thread. Sorry.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 27, 2011 7:17:44 GMT -5
Language warning
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on Apr 27, 2011 7:20:06 GMT -5
lol so sexual innuendo much?
haha but in all seriousness was she using urbal essence? Man you better spray her till the cows come home holla!!!! ;p
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Post by scarecrow on Apr 27, 2011 7:22:29 GMT -5
She needs to learn and she can suck my thigh.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Apr 27, 2011 9:20:49 GMT -5
Did you work stiff? Did you stretch her? Did you shoot on her?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2011 9:38:51 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by Hypnotix on Apr 27, 2011 11:38:53 GMT -5
Just tell her its good for her skin and to rub it in like a good woman.
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Post by Square on Apr 27, 2011 11:39:30 GMT -5
Shouldn't this thread be a post in the Fetishes thread?
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Post by emoney3265 on Apr 27, 2011 15:58:29 GMT -5
She was verbally knobbing me during our hot text the other night. {Spoiler}I apologize if this crosses the line Mods. Not trying to by any means. Delete if necessary.
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Apr 27, 2011 16:02:16 GMT -5
Up next:
"Spayed My Girl"
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Post by VINTAGE GRIDLOCK! on Apr 27, 2011 16:04:18 GMT -5
brilliant thread!
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Apr 27, 2011 16:19:50 GMT -5
She was verbally knobbing me during our hot text the other night. {Spoiler}I apologize if this crosses the line Mods. Not trying to by any means. Delete if necessary. Was it literally? Cause then we got problems!!
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Post by Efren on Apr 27, 2011 16:27:51 GMT -5
This tread just put me in a great mood.
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Post by zeez on Apr 27, 2011 18:45:12 GMT -5
Advice? Spray her again. It's the only way she'll learn.
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