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Post by theryno665 on May 7, 2011 20:35:07 GMT -5
How does this chick have a Latin accent? Is there a South Asgard I don't know about?
And holy crap Thor is made to look like a dolt.
"I'm Thor!"
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Post by sgt slobber on May 7, 2011 20:35:23 GMT -5
Thor, God of Thunder, just got his ass handed to him by a girl.
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Post by mysterydriver on May 7, 2011 20:37:07 GMT -5
Asylum hyping that Cody Deal (The Thor in this movie) is on Twitter.
@codydeal
He's currently Tweeting back and forth with viewers.
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Post by sgt slobber on May 7, 2011 20:37:14 GMT -5
Did Thor jump through a Stargate?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 7, 2011 20:38:03 GMT -5
Good job teaching yourself how to fight.
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Post by Grendel on May 7, 2011 20:38:32 GMT -5
How does this chick have a Latin accent? Is there a South Asgard I don't know about? And holy crap Thor is made to look like a dolt. "I'm Thor!" Because yeah, there's lots of Latin gals in ancient Norway ...
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Post by Grendel on May 7, 2011 20:40:11 GMT -5
This Thor is an even bigger dunderhead than the Thor played by the Dunderhead kid from Home Improvement.
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Post by sgt slobber on May 7, 2011 20:41:05 GMT -5
Thor sucks at fighting
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 7, 2011 20:42:11 GMT -5
NO!
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Post by Grendel on May 7, 2011 20:42:54 GMT -5
What the snork?
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Post by sgt slobber on May 7, 2011 20:44:33 GMT -5
I completely expected that mugger to whoop Thor's ass
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 7, 2011 20:44:39 GMT -5
Did they not have enough money in the budget to actually show him jumping over the fence?
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Post by Grendel on May 7, 2011 20:44:44 GMT -5
And of course a brotha is trying to jack someone's purse ...
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Post by theryno665 on May 7, 2011 20:45:08 GMT -5
Richard Greico is really reminding me of William Fichtner from Drive Angry, only nowhere near as awesome.
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Post by Grendel on May 7, 2011 20:48:01 GMT -5
Richard Greico is really reminding me of William Fichtner from Drive Angry, only nowhere near as awesome. Is that movie worth watching? No theatre around here would carry it.
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Post by anticonscience on May 7, 2011 20:49:03 GMT -5
If they waste their time on it, the RiffTrax on this should be EPIC!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 7, 2011 20:50:33 GMT -5
UZI!
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Post by anticonscience on May 7, 2011 20:50:35 GMT -5
Who needs a hammer? Thor's gonna pop a cap!
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Post by sgt slobber on May 7, 2011 20:51:10 GMT -5
Thor learning to use a gun is just so wrong
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 7, 2011 20:51:20 GMT -5
Asylum should've done a Captain American mockbuster. There are public domain Patriotic superheroes they could've used. I'd use Captain Battle. His origin isn't like Cap's and he doesn't have any powers. He also has an eye patch so he's like Nick Fury.
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