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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 19, 2011 8:05:57 GMT -5
;D
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Post by bibboid on May 19, 2011 10:21:43 GMT -5
You have two choices.
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Post by Bald Bull on May 19, 2011 10:38:06 GMT -5
1) Get Acoustic Guitar 2) Go on youtube and find a video that teaches you how to play "Hey there Delilah" 3) Replace Delilah with your girlfriend's name, replace New York City with the city you live in 4) Tell your girlfriend you've been learning guitar for her 5) Play song 6) Sex 7) Throw guitar away.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 19, 2011 10:39:16 GMT -5
If you are going to the trouble and potential humiliation of having to sing her a song, I hope at least she'll reward you with sex afterwards.
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Post by BigBadZ on May 19, 2011 10:55:14 GMT -5
Just send her one of these, it's practically the same thing.
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Post by Jacob Lee on May 19, 2011 10:56:45 GMT -5
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on May 19, 2011 11:42:32 GMT -5
Cut right to the chase.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2011 15:06:44 GMT -5
Obviously the answer is "F*** Her Gently" by Tenacious D
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on May 19, 2011 15:10:39 GMT -5
uuuhhhh....,
My Girl - Temptations
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2011 15:19:51 GMT -5
Obviously the answer is "F*** Her Gently" by Tenacious D I was thinking more "F***in' in t Bushes" by Oasis Seriously answer: Just any of the Beatle's pre-Revolver Stuff would probably work.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on May 19, 2011 15:28:17 GMT -5
I approve. Several years ago, I was working nights at a Coca Cola warehouse and almost never seeing my girlfriend at the time. She called me one night right before work and wanted me to sing to her. Never mind the fact that I'm not a singer. So I just went with the first thing that came to mind, which was a Misfits song. She actually didn't mind, though in hindsight, I probably should have picked, "Thank God and Greyhound" by Roy Clark.
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Post by Monty Dawson on May 19, 2011 15:44:01 GMT -5
By hesitating you may have already lost it. Next time she asks you to sing, just start singing, anything.
I suggest "can take my eyes off of you"
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2011 15:57:36 GMT -5
Can you do a good Jamaican accent? If so, then i'd recommend a little Mad Cobra. ;D
Barring that, you could always go with some Rick Astley. You can never go wrong with Rick Astley on your side.
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Post by ddd84 on May 19, 2011 16:02:58 GMT -5
"Why Don't We Do It In The Road?", by The Beatles.
Serious answer, "I Will", by The Beatles.
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Post by theryno665 on May 19, 2011 16:17:27 GMT -5
(Language)
There are plenty of more "fitting" CC songs, but the titles would violate the hell out of some board rules.
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Post by The QC Loser on May 19, 2011 16:24:03 GMT -5
What's her first name? Maybe you can take a song about some other girl, and just change the name (like "Amanda" or "Beth" or something). Sounds like a good idea
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Post by Alucard on May 19, 2011 16:41:14 GMT -5
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Post by DSR on May 19, 2011 17:00:05 GMT -5
"I Kill Everything I F***" by GG Allin.
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