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Post by RedSmile on Jun 2, 2006 21:00:12 GMT -5
No London or Kendrick No Gregory Helms
Boooooooooooo
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Rick Mad
Grimlock
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Post by Rick Mad on Jun 2, 2006 21:00:33 GMT -5
Alright, as much as despise Rey's title run, shouldn't at least ONE champ main event his show regularly? YES especially considering Angle vs Rey was a much better match.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jun 2, 2006 21:01:22 GMT -5
Q:What's worse than hearing Regal repeat "ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!"?
Hearing Sharmell repeat "ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2006 21:03:02 GMT -5
The king isn't supposed to get squashed in 3 minutes though is he?
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Rick Mad
Grimlock
Rick Mad Champion
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Post by Rick Mad on Jun 2, 2006 21:05:04 GMT -5
The king isn't supposed to get squashed in 3 minutes though is he? Its the new way WWE gets guys over. They have someone win a Title, or win King of the Ring, and then have guys squash them all the time.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Jun 2, 2006 21:10:00 GMT -5
hmm, I wonder if this will lead to King Booker having a "Kings Court" stable
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Post by Timmy8271 on Jun 2, 2006 21:38:27 GMT -5
Great smackdown just for the midget and the main event. ALL HAIL KING BOOKER
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Post by bruteshot79 on Jun 2, 2006 22:49:57 GMT -5
This is a good pic This one is funny...
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El Dandy
Don Corleone
Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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Post by El Dandy on Jun 2, 2006 23:03:43 GMT -5
Dear lord his hand is bigger than Piper's head.
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Jun 2, 2006 23:04:30 GMT -5
I'm waiting for Prince Nana to come out with a mic..... "JIMMY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!" I'd mark hard if that happened,lol and he should be signed to either WWE or TNA, he's a very good manager. Lashley needs to change his tights, maybe to the white tights w/white boots he wore when he first arrived as "Blaster" Lashley.
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on Jun 2, 2006 23:25:06 GMT -5
Please, for the sake of all that is sacred in wrestling, get that fat tub of crap Mark Henry off my tv. This is the second squash match he's done with Burchill in a very short amount of time. Why the hell are they pushing this worthless sack of garbage? He can't wrestle and he can't work a mic. Wish him well on all his future endeavors (which will probably include collecting a welfare check and gorging on fast food every night).
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Post by bruteshot79 on Jun 2, 2006 23:53:48 GMT -5
Dear lord his hand is bigger than Piper's head. I thought it was funny because Piper was just standing there screaming in his face.
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nothing
Bubba Ho-Tep
nothing can stop me now because i do not care anymore.
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Post by nothing on Jun 2, 2006 23:55:33 GMT -5
Yeah. Piper was definitely gold tonight.
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damian001
Don Corleone
Bah gawd Keeng he just tripped over da chair! Da carnage!
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Post by damian001 on Jun 2, 2006 23:57:54 GMT -5
You know Smackdown sucked when the main event was Booker T vs. Bobby Lashley, followed by Lashley kissing his foot and "All Hail King Booker" chants.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jun 3, 2006 0:59:40 GMT -5
And now, direct to Wrestlecrap,via the TNA forums,it's the debut(and possibly only) edition of:
SINISTER1'S SMACKDOWN! REVIEW!
Mike Mizanin is your new "host" for Smackdown, thus proving that "Don't believe the hype" is not just a Public Enemy song.
Show opens and we start off with:
Paul Heyman come in to guest announce Angle' final Smackdown appearence before he goes to ECW. Loved the guy, but he could never really announce for jack in ECW: “Rhino, the Man-Beast, from Detroit, Michigan, last ever ECW TV champion, former partner of Steve Corino, lover of waffles, but only with syrup, just poked RVD, from Battle Creek Michigan, Mr. Monday Night, Mr. Thursday Night, Mr. Saturday Afternoon, former ECW Heavyweight champion, fan of Three’s Company , IN THE EYE!”
This proves that promo skills do not equal commentating skills.
Anyway, here come the combatants to start:
Kurt Angle vs Rey Mysterio: "7th times the charm" match.
Good match, crap ending. After a blocked 619 and a near pinfall, Angle follows up and hits a belly to belly on Rey to the outside where Rey…gets counted out. THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS, Ladies and gentlmen. Angle and Rey hug at the end. Aww, how cute.
BATISTA WILL RETURN!And we couldn't keep Angle, why?
VELOCITY on SD! as we see Nunzio looking for his buddy Vito as he head to our next matchup:
Nunzio w/o Vito vs Matt Hardy w/ Fan Support & w/o dignaty
Not really a good match, but that is really secondary as to what happens after the match. After Nunzio jobs to Hardy(a shocker of shockers) we see Beth Phoenix debut on SD!.....oh wait, that's Vito. Nevermind. Vito comes out in a black dress and sandels, thus making him better dressed than my Junior Prom date(don't ask). Vito goes to comfort Nunzio, who turns to find him in drag and he isn't at a Rocky Horror Picture Show convention. Nunzio freaks and runs out of the ring as Vito follows. Vito, as you know, joins such illustious names as Gerald Brisco, Steven Richards, Rikishi, and (saldy) more in the WWE drag queen HOF. Still more legitamate than the real one, TYTT.
After commercial, we see Miz introduce Rowdy Roddy Piper for his Piper's Pit interview with The Great Khali. Khali comes out with Davari and the sense that I should change the channel. Piper insults Khali, then insults Davari, Davari insults Piper, Roddy calls out Khali, Khali goozles him, Davari stops him then brags, Piper knocks his ass down, Khali beats up Piper and delivers the CHOP OF DOOM! It makes me pine for "Rene's Cafe", although it would have been event of the night if they had Kahli speak,cause he can cut a promo. I wouldn't know if it would sound like anything from Earth, but he can cut a promo.
Commercial and we get the Diva pimp time(How appropriate the wording is) as we have Ashley being announced as the newest member of Smackdown,thus dooming her to soon be kicked to the curb. When you go, go to ROH,since they've been overdue on getting a talentless bimbo for a while now. Anyway, this leads to:
Jillian vs Kristal: BOOBIEZ! Match
Match ends when Jillian counters a victory roll.
Off topic, but why are there Divas wrestling on SD! there's no title, there's no struggle, no nothing. So why do they do it? Also, Jillian use to do freakin' 450's in OVW, and now she's just dong slaps and catfights? WTH?
Anyway, after the match, we see Michelle McCool come in with Torrie's music in what looks like Stacy's old Ms. Hancock outfit. Who says WWE can't think of anything original.......oh,yeah, EVERYONE! She promises that SD! is about to get hotter. Not on Network Television you're not! Also, it would be nice to mention that she still has her accent. Yeah, Steph send Michelle to KENTUCKY to lose her country accent. Smart one.
Now, we see Mark Henry come out,as we get a recap of him injuring Chris Benoit, making him take a sabatical, and him earning my undying hatred. The announcers mention that Henry did it since Benoit injured him a long time ago. Score one for continuity. Too bad the ball game has been over for years. Paul Burchill swings out and we head into:
Paul Burchill vs Mark Henry: "Dear God, not this again!" match
It starts.....and it ends. Seriously, it took around a minute for Henry to win, and then Burchill gets beaten down. I've heard that this was done to have Burchill out so he can have surgury. It makes sense, excpet the jobbing to Finlay and Mark Henry before and jobbing so quickly to Mark this time, and that they might drop his gimmick, possibly with no explaination why. And people wonder why I have little faith in WWE.
Mr. Kennedy returns next week. Also next week: A million idiots doing the Kennedy bit online.
Kennedy!
Back from break, We hear music as he head into:
Finlay vs Caden Matthews aka Jobby McJobberpants
Finlay wins, then he goes outside and reaches under the ring for a CRAZED MIDGET LEPRECHAUN! Hell, I'd be crazy too if I had to live under the ring. Anyway, the midget delivers a couple of slaps and a butt driver, then gets thrown back under the ring.
Next comes the best segments of the night. First, we see that for ECW: ONS we get Rey Mysterio defending his title against Sabu. Also, we see a good video giving viewers an idea of who Sabu was: A crazy ass mother(Not Steph). After that, we get a short promo from Taz(one Z!!) calling out Jerry Lawler for his comments on RAW. He seems to challenge him to a match at ONS, ending it with his coined phrase "Beat me if you can, Survive if I let you". Nice.
ALL HAIL KING BOOKER! Booker T is out with Queen Sharmel and William Regal for the main event. William Regal yells on the mic "All Hail King Booker" repeatedly for almost 2 minutes. Someone said it was said 49 times. If I had that as a drinking game, I would be dead. Booker tries to cut a speech but is interputed by Lashley's music as he get to:
Lashley vs Booker T: "This is our main event?" match
Short match, making me wonder why Kurt vs Rey wasn't the main event. Lashley wins with the pin after a powerslam, but gets attacked by Regal and Finlay. Booker joins in after. Lashley keeps fighting back, but is soon silenced. Then Finlay and Regal makes Lashley bow before King Book, now on his throne, and make him kiss his feet. I hear "Kiss My Foot Match" in the future and also "Change the Channel".
Final Thought- Real dull show. Rey/Angle was the only good match there, and it had a crappy finish. Batista, Orton, and Kennedy cannot come back fast enough, and it's not really a good thing when they do,either.
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Post by bruteshot79 on Jun 3, 2006 1:13:59 GMT -5
Good review Sinister.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jun 3, 2006 1:14:52 GMT -5
Thanks. So when is Invader Dave gonna sue me for gimmick infringment?
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