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Post by lildude8218 on May 30, 2006 22:00:50 GMT -5
 Vince McMahon shows he is out of touch with today's fans by introducing the new Kane as "Crystal Kane."  Millions were shocked when Coach revealed he was in possession of the Burning Bush.  Armando encourages Umaga to finish unwrapping the World's Largest Hershey's Kiss with Almonds.  Lillian was really regretting those fajitas right about now.  Coming in Summer 2007....UMAGA 3D!  The new Play-Doh Fun Factory was definitely one for a new generation.  Ironically, the one with the most brains in this picture is also the only one who has a handle.  DEAR GOD! THAT YETI IS MAULING MELINA!!!!  Melina in 3D proved to not be as successful as Umaga's movie.  Van Dam forgot that it was actually his Magic Umbrella that enabled him to fly away.  The TV guys were getting a lot lazier now when having to blur out the WWF scratch logo.  3 days later Angle's check bounced and he was back on Smackdown.  Drunken Edge: HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Lita: *pouts*  It was about this time when Vince wondered why Big Show got a World Wildlife Fund tattoo.  Newest WWE Star and former X-Factor member Multiple Man kicks the crap out of Triple H in his debut.  Sadly Triple H didn't just receive a Val Venis "Money Shot."  Vince: See Hunter, I told you I could hit you with it from all the way back here. |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 30, 2006 22:06:05 GMT -5
quote] He spits? |
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on May 30, 2006 22:07:23 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good ones, man.
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Post by Scree is SCIENCE! ENERGY! on May 30, 2006 22:10:18 GMT -5
For some reason you're Edge and lita one had me rolling. Mainly because I can imagine a drunk Edge and how embarassed Lita would be. ;D
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Post by Virt McGirt on May 30, 2006 22:51:12 GMT -5
Pictured here, a contemplative Lillian Garcia piecing together why exactly ring announcers need to be in angles, too.  Ref: Let's see, motion to ring the bell, check, feign interest in said match, check, break up punches with closed fi...hey now! Extreme Close Up! WHOAAAAOHHHHOHHHH! Melina: YOU!!!! You're the one trying to mentally move the cloth on my top! |
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Post by forgottensinpwf on May 30, 2006 22:51:16 GMT -5
Perhaps Trips liked the kiss my ass club Proposal a bit too much. |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 30, 2006 23:05:06 GMT -5
No Fake Kane pics?
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Space Ace
Unicron
The sad thing is, he wasn't always evil.
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Post by Space Ace on May 30, 2006 23:06:22 GMT -5
The one about blurring out the logo had me cracking up big time. Well done I say!
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Post by lildude8218 on May 31, 2006 0:43:44 GMT -5
There wasn't a single one in the bunch. |
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E:P
Dennis Stamp
Artist formerly known as Deadman
Doin' It
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Post by E:P on May 31, 2006 1:03:57 GMT -5
No way will these be as funny, but what the hell... Smells like roses and shoots tiny orange orbs... "In other news, Jonathon Coachman is in serious condition today after pyro crews mistook him for Chris Masters without the juice and incorrectly set off the pyrotechnics. We wish Coach the best in his recovery from 3rd degree ass burns." Keep hitting him. We've got another hour before 10:40 gets herrrrrrrre... Why didn't we check our watches before we came out herrrrrrrrrre? I see dead angles. I miss Rosey... Billy's out of work, but he still gets to come home to this... How is that remotely fair? There's 30 years of prison wrapped in cling-wrap in that case... Which one is the yeti? Is it me, or is Melina much more attractive when she's moving and not in a close-up? "I've got dimes, I've got ounces... Whatever you need, dude." Paul: And that's why I believe a flat tax is wrong. Mick: No, Paul, a flat tax is fair. People like me, making millions every year, are paying too much tax as it is. a flat tax would keep the rate steady regardless of income level. Paul: You have a point, Mick. (Sorry if I lost you on this one...) "I'm going to get on top of you, and treat you like a little boy... Wait, did I say that again?" Lita: "Paul was right; my nuts are bigger than Adam's." (I can't top the Multiple Man caption. Kudos to you on that one.) Testing the milk for Steph. (Boooooo, hssssssss) ...and I swear, it was THIS big. |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 31, 2006 1:07:51 GMT -5
There wasn't a single one in the bunch. Yeah, that upset me greatly since RAW is over by the time I get back from work. Oh, and lildude, major props on the RVD/Lawler/Briefcase caption, as well as the Angle/Check bounce one.  |
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Post by ajmortimer on May 31, 2006 1:17:52 GMT -5
Look Rob, I'm not gona tell you again, Jake is my pusher ok?! Cena: Any chance I can get a free taste? I'm a tad strapped for cash, I haven't main evented in 2 weeks. Seriously wth is that? The champion has mid-carded 2 weeks in a row?! |
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Post by shemmy86 on May 31, 2006 1:41:58 GMT -5
HHH: "....and now my impression of Eugene" |
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Post by Virt McGirt on May 31, 2006 2:06:51 GMT -5
This one's all I could find:  "Wrestling Weird Al" v Kane @ Summerslam '06, book it! |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 31, 2006 2:27:28 GMT -5
Umaga: You will eat this red, white, and blue lollipop and you will LIKE IT!! Lilian: Alright, let me make sure I have this right....hailing from Kentucky...no, no, that's not right. Umm....hailing from Samoa..ok, got that one down. YOUMAGA! no....OMEGA RED....no, that's not right either...Mark Jindrak...no....UMAGA!! that's right! I'm sooo ready for this. Somewhere out there, Billy Kidman is eating a giant steak thanks to that rear. Rob: See, Jerry. I too can be an artist. Look, I spray-painted a briefcase. That is SO anti-establishment. Jerry: So what? I did a better spray job with Miss Kitty. Rob: Whoa! TMI, man. T-M-I. Foley: Excedrin headache number nine. Heyman: Giant cell phone. Foley: Coming out of a cake with Abdullah the Butcher. Heyman: Dressing up like a Mariachi. Foley: Lost in Cleveland!! Heyman: Okay, you win. Okay, raise your hand if you're the designated driver. ...and the Duke Lacrosse team claims another victim. Looks like we found Eugene's next feud. |
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on May 31, 2006 2:51:17 GMT -5
"Whoa, scuse me, had one too many Carne Asada Gorditas!" To the Ghostbusters delight, Ray summoned a Samoan Stay Puft man to fight the evil Black Stay Puft man. "I think I just threw up a little..." "PULL MY FINGER!" "FOUND MY CONTACT!" LOOK A BIRD, A PLANE! It's... Chuck Palumbo? After a lucrative contract deal, RVD was now known as MR. SAMSONITE F'N LUGGAGE. Heyman-"You forgot to bring the Battleship set didn't you?" Angle-"AND THIS IS FOR HAVING HAIR!" "Oh, hello, I didn't see you come in...." This is your HHH on drugs... Vince always embaressed everyone by imitating Scott Stap during "Arms Wide Open". |
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on May 31, 2006 2:55:06 GMT -5
SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY?!! |
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Post by lildude8218 on May 31, 2006 14:57:43 GMT -5
a "why the hell not?" Bump
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Mark4HBK
Unicron
How to kill a guy in three easy steps.
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Post by Mark4HBK on May 31, 2006 19:43:12 GMT -5
Am I the only person who thinks this picture looks photoshopped? I mean, I know it's not photoshopped, but something about her face just looks like one of those faked photoshop pictures we see all the time...  |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 31, 2006 20:09:57 GMT -5
No. Her face is just THAT ugly.
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