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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2010 2:09:14 GMT -5
"I won an Olympic gold metal with a dented freakin' briefcase!"
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 27, 2010 2:38:14 GMT -5
Dance teacher from Black Swan...
"I've decided that the new Swan for our production of Swan Lake will be...
AWEEEEESSSOOOOMMEEEE!!!!
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Beast Army Ass
Hank Scorpio
What being a Philadelphia sports fan feels like.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Dec 27, 2010 2:41:56 GMT -5
If only we could do these in the past...
Preacher: With the power vested in me, I pronounce you Stephanie, and you, Paul, man and wi....
*DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A WOMAN...*
Chyna: Sorry, I'm taking him back.
*Butterfly effect, universe ends up exploding probably*
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 27, 2010 4:02:04 GMT -5
Vince McMahon: I am proud to present, the newest inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame...Bruno Sammartino!
*AWWWWEEEESOMMMEEE*
Miz: I'M CASHING IN!
Vince McMahon: I mean, here is the newest member of the Hall of Fame, THE MIZ!
*cut to confused Bruno Sammartino*
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smoof
AC Slater
Very silly indeed.
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Post by smoof on Dec 27, 2010 4:11:09 GMT -5
Edge is sitting at the table, eating a sandwich...
*AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESSSOMMMMMMME*
Miz: Hey Edge! That looks like a ready good sandwich.
Edge between bites: ...Yup.
Miz slams down the MITB briefcase.
Miz: Mine now!
Edge briefly looks at the case. He then reaches behind him and places his own MITB briefcase.
Edge: Mine again.
Miz looks dejected.
*YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME*
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 27, 2010 4:20:03 GMT -5
Edge is sitting at the table, eating a sandwich... *AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESSSOMMMMMMME* Miz: Hey Edge! That looks like a ready good sandwich. Edge between bites: ...Yup. Miz slams down the MITB briefcase. Miz: Mine now! Edge briefly looks at the case. He then reaches behind him and places his own MITB briefcase. Edge: Mine again. Miz looks dejected. *YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME* *KENNNEDY!!!" *Mr Kennedy runs in* Kennedy - Actually, it's my-WHOA!!! *Kennedy falls over and break ever bone and muscle in his body* *Edge grabs Kennedy's briefcase* Edge - Still Mine
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Dec 27, 2010 4:24:16 GMT -5
Edge is sitting at the table, eating a sandwich... *AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESSSOMMMMMMME* Miz: Hey Edge! That looks like a ready good sandwich. Edge between bites: ...Yup. Miz slams down the MITB briefcase. Miz: Mine now! Edge briefly looks at the case. He then reaches behind him and places his own MITB briefcase. Edge: Mine again. Miz looks dejected. *YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME* *KENNNEDY!!!" *Mr Kennedy runs in* Kennedy - Actually, it's my-WHOA!!! *Kennedy falls over and break ever bone and muscle in his body* *Edge grabs Kennedy's briefcase* Edge - Still Mine *THIS FIIIIIIREEEEE BUUUURRRNNNNSSSSS* *CM Punk shows up with TWO briefcases* Edge: Woah woah woah...I only have one sandwich! *Punk slams down both cases* Punk: Yeah...and a Diet Pepsi. Edge:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2010 4:26:16 GMT -5
Edge is sitting at the table, eating a sandwich... *AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESSSOMMMMMMME* Miz: Hey Edge! That looks like a ready good sandwich. Edge between bites: ...Yup. Miz slams down the MITB briefcase. Miz: Mine now! Edge briefly looks at the case. He then reaches behind him and places his own MITB briefcase. Edge: Mine again. Miz looks dejected. *YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME* *KENNNEDY!!!" *Mr Kennedy runs in* Kennedy - Actually, it's my-WHOA!!! *Kennedy falls over and break ever bone and muscle in his body* *Edge grabs Kennedy's briefcase* Edge - Still Mine *Kane runs in, throws Kennedy through a window, and leaves.* Edge: Well then -- *The cafeteria bursts into flame, as Kane walks back in.*
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 27, 2010 5:39:07 GMT -5
*KENNNEDY!!!" *Mr Kennedy runs in* Kennedy - Actually, it's my-WHOA!!! *Kennedy falls over and break ever bone and muscle in his body* *Edge grabs Kennedy's briefcase* Edge - Still Mine *Kane runs in, throws Kennedy through a window, and leaves.* Edge: Well then -- *The cafeteria bursts into flame, as Kane walks back in.* *Kane burns Ric Flairs suit*
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@TenaciousBe
Hank Scorpio
Guess who's back... back again
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Dec 27, 2010 8:27:15 GMT -5
Guy spends an hour and a half and 35 bucks at a claw machine, getting increasingly frustrated that the claw keeps dropping the rare Joe Dirt plush doll. Finally the claw hooks onto Joe's mullet and picks him up.
Elation.
"YES! YES! FINALLY!"
The claw drops it into the chute, and the guy reaches in to grab it.
"AWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEESSOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEE...."
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Dec 27, 2010 13:30:00 GMT -5
Steph: "Oh Hunter I'm SO hot for you right now, take me." Hunter: *gets naked and ready for loving* "Game On!" AWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Miz: "Sorry kid, this one's mine." I find this one funny because I'm unsure which of the two Miz is talking to with that last line. I would laugh so hard if someone won both showcases on the Price is Right and then you hear AWWWWWWWWWWWWSOME!!!!!!!!! This thread = genius.
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JerryArr: Hat!
Mephisto
That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Dec 27, 2010 14:21:12 GMT -5
Here is one.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 27, 2010 14:27:03 GMT -5
*shelter worker hands a soup bowl to a hobo*
"Here you are..."
AWWWWEEESOOOOMMMEEEEEE
(Also, just a reminder: Let's leave the religious/political-based ones out of it, 'kay?)
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 27, 2010 14:33:55 GMT -5
Vince McMahon: Well Dennis I really hate to do it, but I'm short on talent. I guess what I'm trying to say is you're finally booked.
Dennis Stamp: I knew all those years practicing would pay off on the trampoli...
"AAAAWWWWWEESSSSSSSSSOOOOOMMMMMMEEE"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 27, 2010 15:37:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2010 15:49:04 GMT -5
Kanye: Imma let you finish but........
AWESOMMMMMMME!
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Post by eJm on Dec 27, 2010 17:49:33 GMT -5
Kanye: Imma let you finish but........ AWESOMMMMMMME! ALELEALELELEALELELELEALELEALELEAAAA.... Those three interruptions together would be greatness.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 27, 2010 18:14:23 GMT -5
Cut to video will
Vince McMahon Sr.: And so I've decided to leave my vast fortune and wrestling empire to my most generous and caring son. I only hope that he will use it for good like I would have...
Video suddenly cuts to Ted Turner holding a briefcase
Turner: Yoink!
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Pensacola Tableheads
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Acknowledging the Tribal Chief since 2012
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Dec 28, 2010 23:22:03 GMT -5
*Vince McMahon sees thread and his head summarily explo-*
AWWWWWWWWESOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!!
Whoops-
*Miz's head explodes*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2010 10:55:07 GMT -5
Cryme Tyme scalping tickets outside the arena. Shawn Michaels: "Hunter, let me converse with them. I speak jive. Three bills?"
AAWWWWESOOOOOMMMMME!
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