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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2010 5:45:06 GMT -5
So it's pretty agreed that if they're going to do this spoiled rich kid gimmick, Ted DiBiase needs to actually flaunt his trust fund money. Why not help Ted come up with some ideas on what he could do with it?
1. Buy two more stock cars, matching ones for him and Maryse.
2. Boots and trunks made of gold.
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Post by Bake Or Die on Dec 29, 2010 6:01:22 GMT -5
3.Get a giant tattoo of a dollar sign to cover his chest & one of Maryse's face to cover his back.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 29, 2010 6:18:30 GMT -5
4. Get the tattoos removed
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Post by Pseudonym on Dec 29, 2010 6:35:07 GMT -5
5.Charisma Classes.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2010 6:41:06 GMT -5
6. His own custom title shaped like an Espeon with his face as the sideplates.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 29, 2010 7:05:07 GMT -5
7. Hire Ralphus to serve as his new head of security. I think he's dead though, so if that is the case then...
8. Pay to have Ralphus reanimated.
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ilggant
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Run...
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Post by ilggant on Dec 29, 2010 7:24:22 GMT -5
9. enroll into Taz's finishing school, seeing as he can't even beat Santino Marella
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Post by anticonscience on Dec 29, 2010 7:25:04 GMT -5
10. Have Terri Runnels do a photoshoot where she's nekkid underneath a pile of money with dollar bills in strategic locations.
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DeathRay
Don Corleone
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Post by DeathRay on Dec 29, 2010 8:31:02 GMT -5
11. Get a decent theme song. 12. Buy some pants.
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nisidhe
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Post by nisidhe on Dec 29, 2010 8:42:30 GMT -5
13. Hand a wad to Maryse every time she starts up on him, to send her out shopping and get her out of his face.
14. When she starts being halfway civil to him, have him build her dependency on him.
15. Cut her loose and take up with (insert diva), who's been repackaged as a geeky, craft-crazy grad student with an Etsy account, a foster child in Nepal and a handmade dice bag. 8)
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Dec 29, 2010 9:11:49 GMT -5
16: Buy a personality
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Post by Bake Or Die on Dec 29, 2010 9:34:35 GMT -5
17.Buying Cody Rhodes mirror
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anglarite
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...enchantment!
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Post by anglarite on Dec 29, 2010 9:42:12 GMT -5
18. Buy a TV for Daniel Bryan.
19. Re-hire Kaval and make him his new Virgil. If that won't draw him heel heat, nothing will.
20. Hire Steven Seagal as his tag team partner. That will make his acting look Oscar worthy by comparison.
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Post by deadstock on Dec 29, 2010 10:33:49 GMT -5
21. Money rain ala pope
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2010 10:36:56 GMT -5
22. If Money Rain catches on, Gold Bar Rain.
23. Medical bills after Gold Bar Rain.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 29, 2010 11:12:08 GMT -5
24. Pay Alberto Del Rio to be his Virgil. That's right Dibiase would prove he's so rich, that he has another rich guy to be his servant.
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Post by Roo on Dec 29, 2010 17:03:04 GMT -5
25. Bugger off.
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Post by BigWill on Dec 29, 2010 17:05:53 GMT -5
26. A trash can. 27. One of his father's old suits. 28. A lighter.
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Post by crimsonwolf on Dec 29, 2010 17:18:58 GMT -5
29. A Golden Shower for all the boys and girls.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Dec 29, 2010 17:35:51 GMT -5
30: An Xbox 360 with a Kinect for every room in his mansion.
Come to think of it, they should make Dibiase's character into a comedy gimmick that spends lavish amounts of money on stuff he just doesnt need, like actual gold wrestling boots, that just happen to weigh a ton and drag him down in the ring.
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