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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 14, 2010 13:55:06 GMT -5
Preferably even more ridiculous than how the company is actually run. I'll start:
*AJ Styles likes to invite illegal immigrants back to his house so he can choke them in the shower.
*James Storm and Robert Roode once went missing for two weeks. Apparently Scott Hall had given them to a bar in Orlando for 36 pack of Coors.
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 14, 2010 13:58:34 GMT -5
The "Jarrett scrubs toilets and makes burgers" skit is actually what most TNA Knockouts do every day to make some extra money.
EDIT: Oh sorry this wasn't "Ridiculous rumour that could actually be true" Let me try again..
TNA Knockouts under contract are guaranteed to make enough money for living even if the creative is not currently using them on TV.
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 14, 2010 14:04:53 GMT -5
Impact scored a 2.0 this past thursday.
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Post by Branimal on Dec 14, 2010 14:24:08 GMT -5
Impact scored a 2.0 this past thursday. Give this man the $10,000.00!
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Post by NG on Dec 14, 2010 14:41:16 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy has cleaned his act up.
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Post by Celgress on Dec 14, 2010 15:05:28 GMT -5
The Rock has signed with TNA.
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Post by dav on Dec 14, 2010 15:06:40 GMT -5
The Pope doesn't get pushed because he once ran over Vince Russo's dog.
Just replace the word once with 'repeatedly' and the word dog, with 'son'.
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Post by BitterAF on Dec 14, 2010 15:07:16 GMT -5
Hogan and Bischoff will only play a role backstage and will not be in front of the camera.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2010 16:14:33 GMT -5
The reason why the Knockout Division has become all about The Beautiful People is because they are the lesbian lovers of Dixie Carter.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 14, 2010 16:16:29 GMT -5
The reason why the Knockout Division has become all about The Beautiful People is because they are the lesbian lovers of Dixie Carter. Thank you for that image.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Dec 14, 2010 16:25:33 GMT -5
TNA is about to sign the recently released Juan Cena.
The idea that the company has, is that from the next 5 months, the comapny will be build around him, with the hope to make him the top star of TNA, the plan is to debut him in a handicap match again Samoa Joe and AJ Styles and beat them clean
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 14, 2010 16:25:44 GMT -5
WWE tried to raid TNA back in 2007 by first signing Samoa Joe and Eric Young. However negotiations fell apart when the pair learned that they would be packaged as a tag team. Samoa Joe would be given a Baby Huey gimmick with Young playing his angry, yet resigned father.
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Post by bob on Dec 14, 2010 16:30:47 GMT -5
Orlando Jordan is a snake charmer
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 14, 2010 16:59:22 GMT -5
Eric Young was fired but due to complaints and support from the locker room was rehired. Young then thanked TNA Management before promptly quitting.
It was considered quite emotional until he tried to sneak back in dressed in the Super Eric costume two hours later..
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Dec 14, 2010 18:45:18 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff has a pet baboon called "Christopher Daniels" which he periodically shaves while watching old episodes of Big Brother on DVR.
Hulk Hogan has an orangutan called "Andre the Giant", but he never shaves it. He WAXES it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2010 18:51:10 GMT -5
No rumor could ever be more ridiculous than the reality of TNA.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Dec 14, 2010 19:04:47 GMT -5
Orlando Jordan is a snake charmer If you think about it, this isnt really a rumor.
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Post by slashandburn on Dec 14, 2010 19:16:21 GMT -5
Orlando Jordan is a snake charmer If you think about it, this isnt really a rumor. Yeah, but that involves playing a flute of a different kind.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 14, 2010 19:37:10 GMT -5
Daffney is scheduled to win the knockout title at the next PPV, as part of a major push surrounding an eventual Playboy pictoral
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Post by Celgress on Dec 14, 2010 19:56:12 GMT -5
Matt Hardy will debut at the Genesis 2011 PPV and receive a major push right from the,,,, oh wait.....
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