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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2011 4:18:24 GMT -5
What's the real reason TNA doesn't travel for Impact?
The name Antique Road Show's already taken.
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Post by the5thhorseman on Jan 3, 2011 4:20:37 GMT -5
Samoa Joe?
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Post by Hammer Smashed Ball on Jan 3, 2011 4:24:18 GMT -5
What's the real reason TNA doesn't travel for Impact? The name Antique Road Show's already taken. I don‘t know if it‘s because I‘ve been constantly falling in and out of sleep all night, but I really really really really really like this. |
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Post by deadstock on Jan 4, 2011 9:08:51 GMT -5
Jeff hardy s favorite ppv is guilty as charged.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 4, 2011 15:59:44 GMT -5
What's the real reason TNA doesn't travel for Impact? The name Antique Road Show's already taken. This will be hard to top, I'm laughing. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 4, 2011 16:30:23 GMT -5
Brian Knobs.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 4, 2011 16:39:41 GMT -5
TNA Reaction
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 4, 2011 16:56:16 GMT -5
 "What occurs after a Beautiful People entrance?" |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 4, 2011 17:11:33 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan and Linda are walking along with baby Nick in a pram. Linda stops and holds her back.
"Can you push Nick for me?" she asks.
"No Brother! He's too small and he can't work!"
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jan 4, 2011 17:15:52 GMT -5
How do submission machines ask for coffee?
"Samoa Joe!"
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Post by poi zen rana on Jan 4, 2011 17:22:24 GMT -5
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ilkrle.
Ilkrle who?
That's killer spelled inside out
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2011 17:55:13 GMT -5
People think Anderson says his name twice because he's funny, but really its because short term memory loss is a symptom of post concussion syndrome.
What? Too soon? Okay.
Hulk Hogan tweeted all his friends that TNA is looking for a new hero in which they can rely. It was retweeted to Jeff Hardy as "anewheroinwhichtheycanrely " and he signed up immediatley
When Jeff Hardy told his friends TNA was handing out paydays, Matt thought he meant candy bars and signed up.
AJ Styles' new tattoo is part of TNA's effort to help its senior wrestlers remember the indy talent.
Initially Tara was going to be repackaged and teamed with Amazing Red. Her new name? You guessed it: Amazing Pink.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 4, 2011 17:57:51 GMT -5
I told this one in the Jeff Hardy thread, more of a one liner than a joke.
Jeff Hardy should've listen to Punk and gone with Pepsi instead of coke.
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Post by unoriginalalex on Jan 4, 2011 19:03:02 GMT -5
Knock knock. Who's there? Ilkrle. Ilkrle who? That's killer spelled inside out Haha, I like this one! |
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Post by ICBM on Jan 4, 2011 22:32:33 GMT -5
The Beautiful people walk into a bar
Angelina Love ducked, Velvet Sky fell down and
Lacey Von Erich dosn't sell it
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Post by CrazySting on Jan 4, 2011 23:26:23 GMT -5
Possibilities for channels to replace Brave for the UK timeslot include The History Channel, The Vault, VH1 classic, Yesterday and Babestation. Although Babestation representatives insist they're far too classy and prestigious to show TNA: iMPACT.
I bought a TNA ppv: can I write this off on my taxes as a charitable donation?
On the news that Madison will particpate on empty arena matches for a specialized fetish site: if you want to see Madison fight in an empty building so badly, just go to a TNA house show.
Kurt Angle has went on record to say bringing Karen into wrestling wrecked their marriage. It's true: she never got over the embarrassment of appearing on impact.
In 2002, Vince Russo insisted to Jeff Jarrett the company be called TNA so they could trick people into thinking they were buying porn.
Brooke Adams was deeply embarrassed when it came out she was working at both TNA and Hooters. Mainly because her co-workers at Hooters kept laughing her at working for such a sleazy, embarrassing place.
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Jan 5, 2011 0:57:04 GMT -5
Initially Tara was going to be repackaged and teamed with Amazing Red. Her new name? You guessed it: Amazing Pink. I bet it is.... ...I'll see myself out now. |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 5, 2011 6:24:59 GMT -5
The Beautiful people walk into a bar Angelina Love ducked, Velvet Sky fell down and Lacey Von Erich dosn't sell it You sir, win the internet. |
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Post by BlahBlah on Jan 6, 2011 1:14:04 GMT -5
Jeff hardy s favorite ppv is guilty as charged. This is my favorite so far. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2011 1:20:45 GMT -5
In 2002, Vince Russo insisted to Jeff Jarrett the company be called TNA so they could trick people into thinking they were buying porn. I thought that one was actually true.... |
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