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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 28, 2006 21:53:52 GMT -5
I dont think people realise how much I love Trish Stratus. At least she tells it like it is.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2006 21:57:06 GMT -5
Hell last years contestants didn't even have hot dog eating skills.
Everyone ate one, except for the grand champion who ate *dun dun DUNNN* TWO!
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Post by Rorschach on May 28, 2006 22:20:49 GMT -5
And they called that an EATING contest?
I wonder what the purging contest was like backstage.....
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 29, 2006 4:32:10 GMT -5
“Any Diva who wants to come along, I will be more than happy to Stratisfy her.” so, do you reckon its possible for a male to enter this "diver search"? what do you mean i dont need a snorkel? oh...
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Post by starkman on May 29, 2006 7:16:40 GMT -5
I agree 100% with trish. I do think they should look for athleticism and some basic knowledge of the profession if they are serious about going on the road full time with these people.
To be fair, they have used the diva search for announcers and other non wrestling talent the 2nd time around...although I must say Maria can take a bump, if she's willing to work hard she could develop a moveset over time and become a decent wrestler (much like trish)
Ive said it before and I'll say it again, gimmie some good looking former NCAA athlete who has some good strength and speed already and you have someone who is willing to be trained and molded into a good wrestler. And no im not just saying that cuz I'm a Linda Miles fan. In fact I dont think Linda Miles was good loooking enough...Im talking about a Lauren Jackson, Sue Bird, Becky Hammon, Jenny Benson, Heather Mitts type, and yes any one of those girls could kick your ass in a way you would not like. And yes there are those types who do not just instantly end up models or pro/NT stars.
The diva search is not a bad idea...the problem is the execution is wretched.
I would not mind seeing some sort of 40 yard dash, bench press or other basic athletic test for the Diva Search.
I think given the rumors of Ashley to SmackDown to be with Matt Hardy and this interview, Trish must really not be happy with the way the protege' angle turned out with ashley.
Good trish...I agree more athletes in the womens division!
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Post by stonewt on May 29, 2006 8:11:27 GMT -5
They're all in the WWE. Most fans watch both shows if possible and make judgments on the talent. Eh, I don't think anyone can control a broken/injured leg. Did anyone think that Ashley might want to go to Smackdown to get away from the talentless, egomaniacal, camera whore Trish Stratus? Trish wants more ugly/manly Divas that can wrestle so she can be the 'hot' chick. Her rapidly aging and pancaked makeup looks would cover for her lack of wrestling ability if she feuds with a she-male. The WWE needs to get off the Trish Stratus horse and realize that the stable has been open for years. Who the f*** is she to say that SHE will Stratusfy any new Diva? She was picked for her looks. Her matches could be outclassed by any female backyard wrestler with a couple of months worth of experience. She realizes her ship is sinking and is lashing out. Good ridance.
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Post by Magneto on May 29, 2006 8:13:13 GMT -5
^^There's nothing aging about Trish. Her ass is a little too flat right now but she's still one of the top 3 most bangable blondes in North America.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 29, 2006 8:21:55 GMT -5
Well they should get girls that know wrestling. So at these snooze fest audition tapings they put on RAW the Coach should do a surprise quiz for each applicant with these:
"What was the Main Event of Wrestlemania 3?"
"How many times has Ric Flair Official been World Champion?"
"Which one of these is not a Mick Foley Gimmick: Mankind, Dude Love, Adam Bomb or Cactus Jack?"
"Who said this catch phrase: "The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will be?"
"Finish These Catch phrases: If You Smell _______?, And Thats the Bottom Line _______?, To be the Man _______? and Rest In ____?"
All fairly easy. If the Wannabe Diva gets just one wrong they will be shown the door.
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Post by Magneto on May 29, 2006 8:26:25 GMT -5
^Nah. It's too good a idea to ever happen.
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Post by Legion on May 29, 2006 8:28:16 GMT -5
Raw and Smackdown? Great, just great........
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Post by stonewt on May 29, 2006 8:28:43 GMT -5
Magneto, I don't deny that a lot of us here would like to leave her in a crumpled heap with body fluids flowing from one or more orifices . However, it's all due to fame. She's hot because she receives TV time. I don't buy that she really received the most votes for that recent Diva magazine cover. Most likely, she had a contract for it or the WWE put her on the cover to create the illusion of fan supoport for her. Melina can do the splits and looks hot in a t-shirt. Jillian has a bust. Admittedly, it's fake, but it is real as in physically there. Mickie has that cute look with the hint of dynamite. You don't know if you'll wake up with breakfast in bed or tied up and receiving donkey punches ;D. Victoria is finally being pushed as 'hot'. Trish has to use wonderbra outfits to create the illusion of a huge bust. Look at Trish when she is wearing just a shirt or wrestling top that isn't vacuum sealed to her chest and designed to pull everything up. All hype.
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Post by hil on May 29, 2006 8:43:49 GMT -5
I might actually apply for Diva search if it showcased wrestling skills and might lead someonewhere other than a Playboy shoot and kissing Vince McMahon Please do. Is anyone from the board going to apply? It would be good to have someone enter that at least loves wrestling.
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Post by Magneto on May 29, 2006 8:47:41 GMT -5
Magneto, I don't deny that a lot of us here would like to leave her in a crumpled heap with body fluids flowing from one or more orifices . However, it's all due to fame. She's hot because she receives TV time. I don't buy that she really received the most votes for that recent Diva magazine cover. Most likely, she had a contract for it or the WWE put her on the cover to create the illusion of fan supoport for her. Melina can do the splits and looks hot in a t-shirt. Jillian has a bust. Admittedly, it's fake, but it is real as in physically there. Mickie has that cute look with the hint of dynamite. You don't know if you'll wake up with breakfast in bed or tied up and receiving donkey punches ;D. Victoria is finally being pushed as 'hot'. Trish has to use wonderbra outfits to create the illusion of a huge bust. Look at Trish when she is wearing just a shirt or wrestling top that isn't vacuum sealed to her chest and designed to pull everything up. All hype. Even if she didn't receive television time, there was NO DENYING how hot she was at WM XX. That was the best I've EVER seen her except at the Kane/Lita Wedding when she had the Maid of Honor outfit on and was harassing Lita. And I was just watching Armageddon '03 last night. Trish was sporting several T shirts during the whole Jericho/Christian feud and she was looking more bitable than ever. Honestly, what's the real beef with her?
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2006 9:00:05 GMT -5
If you ran your hand down Trish's cheek it would take 2 minutes of hand washing to get the grease off.
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 29, 2006 9:03:48 GMT -5
lol, and what might that be? I don't have an excuse for watching it, but I do anyway It's little and calls me Mom. The same thing happened with Tough Enough. Who do we have left? Johnny (who actually won), Melina (who didn't) and Josh (who didn't.) Which season of T.E. was Melina a part of?
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Post by Magneto on May 29, 2006 9:23:10 GMT -5
If you ran your hand down Trish's cheek it would take 2 minutes of hand washing to get the grease off. Now you know DAMN WELL I'm a cheekbone sucker. ;D
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Post by hil on May 29, 2006 13:21:48 GMT -5
It's little and calls me Mom. The same thing happened with Tough Enough. Who do we have left? Johnny (who actually won), Melina (who didn't) and Josh (who didn't.) Which season of T.E. was Melina a part of? She didn't make the cut to the tv show, she was one of those that missed out on appearing in the series.
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