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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 28, 2011 21:34:24 GMT -5
"Baby, the things I wanna do to you are illegal in 42 states, plus DC. Fortunately for me, it is legal in Michigan. I think. Let's find out!"
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Aug 28, 2011 21:37:58 GMT -5
You look prettier up close than from my telescope.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 28, 2011 22:01:15 GMT -5
Ok....Next Topic
"Signs you picked the WRONG Doctor"
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 28, 2011 22:06:13 GMT -5
"The Ankle bone's connected to the......DAMMIT I SHOULD KNOW THIS!"
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 29, 2011 0:05:22 GMT -5
"Here you go. Would you like to play with these toys while you wait?"
"I'm 21, ma'am. And why do I have to sit in this tiny plastic chair again?!"
"Well, you ARE here to see the pediatrician, right?"
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 29, 2011 0:56:32 GMT -5
*sound of a chainsaw revving* "The doctor will... ah... see you, now." {Spoiler}  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2011 1:50:03 GMT -5
I'm afraid you have a spinal tumor...at least that's what WebMD said.
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Sigma: Current SRW Champ!
Dennis Stamp
Writes about wrestling, does videos about game shows, helps transpeople, loves baseball etc.
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Aug 29, 2011 3:39:43 GMT -5
Ok, let's see what's broken here...
The ankle bone is connected to the leg bone, the leg bone is connected to the thigh bone.
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Post by saneiac on Aug 29, 2011 5:06:35 GMT -5
(This is directly ripped off from a Simpsons episode)
The ankle bone's connected to the knee bone.
The knee bone's connected to the red thing.
The red thing's connected to my wrist watch.
Whoops.
Uh-oh.
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Post by RI Richmark on Aug 29, 2011 6:51:59 GMT -5
"Don't worry. I saw this on an episode of Scrubs."
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 29, 2011 7:01:14 GMT -5
"It didn't look this bad when Dr. House had to deal with it."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2011 7:36:11 GMT -5
"Bend over & stay that way"
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Aug 29, 2011 8:50:08 GMT -5
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
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Post by Methusael86 on Aug 29, 2011 9:01:45 GMT -5
"What's this red ball looking thing that keeps pumping out blood?"
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 29, 2011 9:21:42 GMT -5
"Oh, don't worry, you don't need your liver. Read that in a book somewhere, I think."
"..or is that your appendix you don't need?"
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Aug 29, 2011 10:10:16 GMT -5
Next scene:
"Classic Movies If They Were Directed by Michael Bay"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 29, 2011 10:15:15 GMT -5
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a..."
*BOOM*
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 29, 2011 10:17:31 GMT -5
The Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls are Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive With the sound of --*Maria Explodes*
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Aug 29, 2011 10:20:25 GMT -5
Rosebuds means Optimus Prime.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2011 11:32:55 GMT -5
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna-"
*BOOM*
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hehehehe
