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Post by Ash Kingston on Sept 11, 2011 21:59:45 GMT -5
"Oh, Rick, you got my name on the jumbotron! 'Dear Martha, you have AIDS...'"
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 12, 2011 6:28:06 GMT -5
*At a Man U football game.*
Come on you Reds Come on you Reds Just keep your bottle and use your heads For ninety minutes we'll let them know Your Mom and I are getting A Divorce It's Man United - Here we go!
Glory, Glory Man United, Glory, Glory Man United........
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
Posts: 2,489
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Post by Methusael86 on Sept 12, 2011 12:32:18 GMT -5
"Show of hands! Who just didn't get diagnosed with cancer?"
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 12, 2011 20:23:10 GMT -5
"Hey Bill! You know how everybody here has a job? You're not one of those people."
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Unocal 76
King Koopa
Providing The Finest Oil
Posts: 12,687
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Post by Unocal 76 on Sept 14, 2011 14:59:32 GMT -5
Next Scene:
"People that should not be seen posing in Playboy Magazine"
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 15:45:37 GMT -5
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 14, 2011 18:59:20 GMT -5
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Post by Ash Kingston on Sept 15, 2011 11:02:36 GMT -5
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
Posts: 2,489
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Post by Methusael86 on Sept 15, 2011 18:19:01 GMT -5
"This Month: Nancy Grace graces Playboy!"
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 15, 2011 22:05:07 GMT -5
Playboy's Sitcom Stars Special: The Golden Girls
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
Posts: 627
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Post by TMK on Sept 15, 2011 22:35:02 GMT -5
Jocelyn Wildenstein bares all.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 17, 2011 20:47:09 GMT -5
Next scene:
"Bad Excuses for Being Late"
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
Posts: 2,256
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Sept 17, 2011 20:49:40 GMT -5
"I was standing outside of the courthouse,heckling people."
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 17, 2011 21:43:40 GMT -5
"I'm sorry the joker got away with all your money , Mr.Bank Manager. I was busy wrestling gators."
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 17, 2011 22:16:01 GMT -5
Sorry about that. My flux capacitor is on the fritz again.
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 17, 2011 22:32:47 GMT -5
I was walking down the street when I saw Lex Luthor steal fourty cakes FOURTY CAKES! and that's terrible...
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Post by Ash Kingston on Sept 17, 2011 22:58:20 GMT -5
"Gosh, I'm sorry, sir, but a friend of mine sent me this really hot video of Julia Bond..."
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
Posts: 5,964
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 18, 2011 10:03:31 GMT -5
"They were giving out free balloons at the grocery store across town!"
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
Posts: 2,489
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Post by Methusael86 on Sept 18, 2011 18:27:42 GMT -5
"I'm not late! I'm 23 hours early!"
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Post by RI Richmark on Sept 18, 2011 19:48:59 GMT -5
"So after I save the orphans from the burning bus the driver suddenly goes into labor..."
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