Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 8, 2011 15:42:12 GMT -5
Whitey, what do you think it is about this place that makes all these little never-done's smack up about how they're going to revolt and bite the hand that feeds? We paved the way for little scrubs like them. We're the ones who brought prestige to the very title they salivate after. And what do we get for it? "Oh, you beat me, but I went easy on you." Jesus, man. These kids need to shut the f*** up. What say we make 'em, come Monday?
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 8, 2011 15:50:17 GMT -5
Whitey, what do you think it is about this place that makes all these little never-done's smack up about how they're going to revolt and bite the hand that feeds? We paved the way for little scrubs like them. We're the ones who brought prestige to the very title they salivate after. And what do we get for it? "Oh, you beat me, but I went easy on you." Jesus, man. These kids need to shut the f*** up. What say we make 'em, come Monday? Keep talking punk, pretty soon you're going to see the real Punisher, and I'm not sure you're gonna like what you see. You're between me and Fats, so the clock's ticking for you...
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 8, 2011 15:50:21 GMT -5
Their jealousy of us lessens them, Viva. Instead of earning or taking their place at the grown-up tables, they follow, yapping at our heels, not unlike barking dogs.
They realize now, that Whitey, Inc. is where the power lies, and they can't stand us. They can't stand the prestige that bring us.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 8, 2011 15:52:51 GMT -5
Whitey, what do you think it is about this place that makes all these little never-done's smack up about how they're going to revolt and bite the hand that feeds? We paved the way for little scrubs like them. We're the ones who brought prestige to the very title they salivate after. And what do we get for it? "Oh, you beat me, but I went easy on you." Jesus, man. These kids need to shut the f*** up. What say we make 'em, come Monday? Keep talking punk, pretty soon you're going to see the real Punisher, and I'm not sure you're gonna like what you see. You're between me and Fats, so the clock's ticking for you... What happened the last time? Oh, that's right, I pinned your ass.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 8, 2011 15:56:01 GMT -5
I mean, the writing's on the wall. The table has been set, Punny. You lost, Franky. You aren't good enough to beat him, and you're damn sure not good enough to beat me. At first, I liked the cut of your jib, dude. Now you're just all smoke and no fire. Security, hey, security! Take this chump out of my locker room. I've had enough.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 8, 2011 16:03:33 GMT -5
"Ha ha, you have no idea what's coming do you? You really have no clue as to what's round the corner do you? Ignorance is bliss Van Agony. Cherish the time at the moment where you think you're in control and know everything, because you're about to find out truly how little you know.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 8, 2011 16:09:34 GMT -5
"Ha ha, you have no idea what's coming do you? You really have no clue as to what's round the corner do you? Ignorance is bliss Van Agony. Cherish the time at the moment where you think you're in control and know everything, because you're about to find out truly how little you know. Ignorance is bliss? I just said that to Dupoe like, ten minutes ago. GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT. SECURITY! GET HIM OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE STEALS MY ENTIRE GIMMICK!
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 8, 2011 17:48:41 GMT -5
And now the Punisher is here, the farce is now complete. A man who has a death wish and a man who cant tell the difference between an insect and an arachnid. Well let it be known that I'm going to destroy both of you be it through MITBOB or in matches, Punisher. The monsters of the void have awakened in me, no more Mr. nice Dupoe this is now a war and I don't care who's dies by my hand.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 8, 2011 23:32:54 GMT -5
All this commotion, and in the meantime, I prepare to punch my ticket to Gookermania IV. Much as I despise Evil M, I'm going to work with him, seeing as it IS supposed to be a tag match. And considering that Mulligan is a member of WHitey, Inc., I'd love nothing more than to get one over on them by taking down their "Head Of Security."
Gookermania and MITBOB, HERE WE COME!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2011 23:37:47 GMT -5
All this commotion, and in the meantime, I prepare to punch my ticket to Gookermania IV. Much as I despise Evil M, I'm going to work with him, seeing as it IS supposed to be a tag match. And considering that Mulligan is a member of WHitey, Inc., I'd love nothing more than to get one over on them by taking down their "Head Of Security."Gookermania and MITBOB, HERE WE COME!!!! Richlen, I'm glad to see we're on the same page.
What I don't understand is why, after I already announced myself as the first entrant, why I have to win my way into this match.
But that's of no matter. Gus, Monday night, you do your part, I'll do mine.
Then at GookerMania, we'll see what the other guy is made of...
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 2:33:23 GMT -5
"They say that this is the biggest show in town...where heroes are born and villains make their names...well, I'm not sure if that's true, but I'm willing to learn. I'm not here to play, or goof off and make jokes, or stagger around half-sober. I'm here to win, and I'm here to establish myself as a force to be reckoned with. Age? Size? They don't matter. I've never been the biggest, or the strongest, but I never know when to quit...and I know exactly how to make others do just that. WWCF...consider yourselves on notice. The Brainbuster has arrived."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 9, 2011 10:51:45 GMT -5
You may kiss my title, new boy.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 11:07:13 GMT -5
"Kiss…your title? I don't care if you're Whitey Fats, Fatboy Slim, Slim Shady, whoever. I bow to nobody. Last I checked, you're someone. So kindly take your title and, in the words of my grandfather, piss off."
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 9, 2011 11:28:01 GMT -5
I think it's pretty clear to the WWCF now, that Smokin Vokoun NEEDS..to be respected. Oh it took a damn while, but I think I got your attention. I got your attention soooo much....that I have to tag with the World Heavyweight Champion, Whitey F***ing Fats. Now, I'm sure all you know, that me and Whitey WE DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE VERY MUCH!!!! IN FACT, WE HATE EACHOTHER'S GUTS!!!! But, just to show, how much of a man that I am, I'm willing to put my personal feelings aside and tag with Whitey Fats for a place in the Money in the Bank or Botch ladder match. Oh my...what will the suits in the office think if not only will I win the WWCF Hardcore title...BUT IF I WIN MONEY IN THE BANK!!!!!! I THINK THEY WOULD LITERALLY S*** THEIR GOD DAMN PANTS!!!! And I have to fight along side Whitey Fats to do it...well then I will do it. Just to prove to all you peons out there in the stands, in the locker and in management that Smokin Vokoun belongs on top. So Punisher and Mountain King, you both better be listening to the sound of my golden tones. You two better be prepared for the fight of your lives. Because when you combine the World Champion with the sickest man in wrestling.....IT'S GONNA BE AN INSANE COMBINATION!!!! And Whitey.....I hope your prepared also, because this tag team partner is just a...little different...from the stiffs you usually teamed up with. And General...I want you to watch this match...real closely. Because the beating that thePunisher and Mountain King are gonna get...IS ONLY GONNA BE A PREVIEW OF THE TORTURE YOU WILL BE RECEIVING AT GOOKERMANIA IV!!!![/color]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 9, 2011 14:37:32 GMT -5
"Kiss…your title? I don't care if you're Whitey Fats, Fatboy Slim, Slim Shady, whoever. I bow to nobody. Last I checked, you're someone. So kindly take your title and, in the words of my grandfather, piss off." Someone? I'm world heavyweight champion, and you ain't shit.
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 14:50:26 GMT -5
"You forgot one word. I ain't shit...YET."
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 9, 2011 14:52:15 GMT -5
"Ha ha, you have no idea what's coming do you? You really have no clue as to what's round the corner do you? Ignorance is bliss Van Agony. Cherish the time at the moment where you think you're in control and know everything, because you're about to find out truly how little you know. Ignorance is bliss? I just said that to Dupoe like, ten minutes ago. GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT. SECURITY! GET HIM OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE STEALS MY ENTIRE GIMMICK! I'll steal a lot more before I'm done with you pal. There's a big surprise coming for you, and trust me, you won't like it.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 9, 2011 15:06:14 GMT -5
And now the Punisher is here, the farce is now complete. A man who has a death wish and a man who cant tell the difference between an insect and an arachnid. Well let it be known that I'm going to destroy both of you be it through MITBOB or in matches, Punisher. The monsters of the void have awakened in me, no more Mr. nice Dupoe this is now a war and I don't care who's dies by my hand. "Spare me your childish tirade Dupoe, you've not exactly pulled up any tree have you? Monsters of the Void? I've heard worse from deranged old women in retirement homes. You haven't even got the guts to become a full blown member of Fats' Corporation have you? You're a spineless little runt who can't even stand up for an ideal. You're even worse than Fats himself. I'll take great pleasure in beating you to within an inch of your life and getting you to beg for mercy, then breaking your nose so you can't even smell the defeat that will head your way."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 9, 2011 15:08:53 GMT -5
And now the Punisher is here, the farce is now complete. A man who has a death wish and a man who cant tell the difference between an insect and an arachnid. Well let it be known that I'm going to destroy both of you be it through MITBOB or in matches, Punisher. The monsters of the void have awakened in me, no more Mr. nice Dupoe this is now a war and I don't care who's dies by my hand. "Spare me your childish tirade Dupoe, you've not exactly pulled up any tree have you? Monsters of the Void? I've heard worse from deranged old women in retirement homes. You haven't even got the guts to become a full blown member of Fats' Corporation have you? You're a spineless little runt who can't even stand up for an ideal. You're even worse than Fats himself. I'll take great pleasure in beating you to within an inch of your life and getting you to beg for mercy, then breaking your nose so you can't even smell the defeat that will head your way." Say what ya want, but I'm not a coward, unlike Seth.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 9, 2011 15:10:31 GMT -5
I think it's pretty clear to the WWCF now, that Smokin Vokoun NEEDS..to be respected. Oh it took a damn while, but I think I got your attention. I got your attention soooo much....that I have to tag with the World Heavyweight Champion, Whitey F***ing Fats. Now, I'm sure all you know, that me and Whitey WE DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE VERY MUCH!!!! IN FACT, WE HATE EACHOTHER'S GUTS!!!! But, just to show, how much of a man that I am, I'm willing to put my personal feelings aside and tag with Whitey Fats for a place in the Money in the Bank or Botch ladder match. Oh my...what will the suits in the office think if not only will I win the WWCF Hardcore title...BUT IF I WIN MONEY IN THE BANK!!!!!! I THINK THEY WOULD LITERALLY S*** THEIR GOD DAMN PANTS!!!! And I have to fight along side Whitey Fats to do it...well then I will do it. Just to prove to all you peons out there in the stands, in the locker and in management that Smokin Vokoun belongs on top. So Punisher and Mountain King, you both better be listening to the sound of my golden tones. You two better be prepared for the fight of your lives. Because when you combine the World Champion with the sickest man in wrestling.....IT'S GONNA BE AN INSANE COMBINATION!!!! And Whitey.....I hope your prepared also, because this tag team partner is just a...little different...from the stiffs you usually teamed up with. And General...I want you to watch this match...real closely. Because the beating that thePunisher and Mountain King are gonna get...IS ONLY GONNA BE A PREVIEW OF THE TORTURE YOU WILL BE RECEIVING AT GOOKERMANIA IV!!!! [/color][/quote] "Hello Vokoun, maybe you've missed the newsflash, but I'm not the lovely cuddly Punisher of the past few months. I'm really starting to get pissed off with everyone here, so I've been reassessing my strategy, all great soldiers do it.
"I've got now big argument with you, I just want Fats, so I'll cut you a deal, you give him to me, I'll feed you the stinking little junkie I've got. You beat him, and I take Fats to the cleaners. You get in the match, I get what I want. Problem solved?"
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