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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 13, 2011 21:52:14 GMT -5
Indeed, seems to be going rather well. I'm anxious to see how the second half plays out. I assume with varying degrees of anger, shock, and disappointment *shrugs* I'll admit, I am a bit disappointed that Connor lost. I thought for the most part I promo'd well. Guess it wasn't in the cards. I do feel a bit...saddened I guess that Cageking didn't get involved. I'll reserve any anger and shock for after the second half though.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 13, 2011 21:52:55 GMT -5
You had to spoil the surprise eh? Yes yes I have returned. I am glad to see so many familiar faces. For those wondering what happened. My computer died and I was falling behind in school. I focused all my efforts into school and now I return to the forums with my college degree ready to get back into this. I am sorry for the abruptness of my exit. It has been a trying 18 months for me.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 13, 2011 21:54:10 GMT -5
Ryan Blood will tell you IC'ly what I was referring to near the end of what we'll say is part two of three, coming right up...
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 13, 2011 21:54:32 GMT -5
Money in the Bank or Botch Qualifier Whitey Fats & Smokin Vokoun vs The Punisher & The Mountain King
Muffer: Ladies and gentleman, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall....
In the Hall of the Mountain King
Muffer: Making his way to the ring. Accompanied to the ring by Lenore. From "The Mountain Kingdom"....weighing in at 227 pounds....THE MOUNTAIN KING!!
The Mountain King walks out, smoking as usual. He staggers around while Lenore is trying to lead him to the ring.
Hoss: King, what a golden opportunity for Mountain King. If he and The Punisher wins this match...he will be one step closer to getting a shot at one of the WWCF prestigious championships.
King: Or he could get fired. I would hate to see what would happen if TMK was out of a job. Probably find a home in a dark ally with a drug dealer
Hoss: I'd actually think he would love that King.
Wake up by Rage Against the Machines
Muffer: And his tag team partner....from New York City, New York...weighing in at 286 pounds.....THE PUNISHER!!!!!!!
The Punisher walks out with a huge amount of pyro. He walks to the ring and stares down his partner.
Hoss: I tell you King, The Punisher is going to have to co-exist with his partner, in order to be able to be one step closer to climbing the ladder in a very competitive WWCF.
Iron Man by Black Sabbeth
King: Oh God.....
Muffer: And their opponents....first...from Chicago, Illinois...weighing in at 280 pounds....SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!
Vokoun walks out to a loud mixed reaction. Vokoun screams at the top of his lungs and stares at his opponents with evil eyes and a deranged smile. Before Vokoun gets to the ring, he passes the announcers table and stares and laughs at Hoss and King. Hoss stands up. King stands up to hold Hoss back.
King: Don't Gorilla...you can't get hurt again.
Hoss: YOU CAN GO TO HELL SMOKIN VOKOUN!!! YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!
Money Talks - AC/DC
Muffer: And his tag team partner....from Starke, Fl. Weighing in at 270 pounds...he is..WORLD WRESTLECRAP FEDERATION CHAMPION...WHITEY FATS!!!!!!
Whitey Fats walks out slowly to MASSIVE heat. He holds his World title belt over his head. He invites fans to touch his belt..but just as the fans are about to touch it...he pulls it back and laughs.
King: Now, THIS guy is a true champion. He is a prophet of man and hero to children all around the world!!!
Hoss: Yeah...if you say so. Quite frankly, he is the only man whose more scummy than Smokin Vokoun. I know this is an odd couple team...but they quite frankly deserve each other.
The bell rings as both men are trying to figure out who is going to start. Fats lets Vokoun start the match, and The Mountain King decides he's going to start the match for his team. TMK just slumps in the corner while Vokoun is just screaming at TMK for him to lock up. TMK doesn't move.
Hoss: He looks he's out of it King. Almost like a catatonic state.
King: Psh...what else is new.
Vokoun continues to scream at TMK, but still TMK doesn't do anything. Smokey has had enough and charges forward, BUT TMK SNAPS OUT OF IT AND HITS A STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE MUSH. Vokoun goes down like a shot and TMK starts throwing rights and lefts. TMK picks up Vokoun throws him into the corner and hits A ROARING ELBOW. He then hits another one as Vokoun walks out of the corner with a dazed look on his face. TMK then grabs Vokoun and hits a SNAP REVERSE DDT. TMK goes for a cover.
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kickout.
TMK applies an arm bar on Vokoun.
Hoss: The Mountain King is starting out quick. He wants to finish this match early.
King: Probably got some good stuff backstage, that he doesn't want to waste.
After the arm bar, TMK goes to pick up Vokoun. He throws Vokoun to the turnbuckle. TMK then runs at him to hit THE YAKZUZA KICK...BUT VOKOUN GETS OUT OF THE WAY!! TMK lays there holding his leg in pain. Vokoun gives a sick smirk.
King: Like him or not. Smokin Vokoun is much smarter than we all think he is.
Vokoun picks up TMK, throws him to the corner. Fats BEGS to be tagged in. Vokoun just stares at him and after a few seconds, he tags in Whitey Fats.
Hoss: Did you see that? We were talking about how it would be tough for Mountain King and Punisher to co-exist. But it's gonna be real interesting if Whitey Fats and Smokin Vokoun can co-exist.
Whitey throws some Big Right Hands to TMK. Fats pulls him out of the corner, grabs TMK and hits a BULLDOG!!! Fats goes for the cover...
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2
kickout
Fats applies a headlock on TMK. TMK tries to fight out it. He's just about to break the headlock, but Fats pulls TMK right down by the hair. The ref asks Fats if he pulled TMK's hair and of course, Fats denies it. TMK then fights out of it again. But this time TMK does get out the head lock. TMK then hits THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK FIST. This staggers Fats, TMK hit's another and Fats goes down like a shot. TMK runs to his corner and tags in The Punisher. Fats sees and tries to crawl away...but Punisher just grabs him and starts throwing some intense rights and lefts at Fats.
Hoss: The Punisher has no love lost for the World Champion. The Punisher wants so much needed revenge!!!
King: COME ON CHAMP FIGHT BACK!!!
Puinsher picks up Fats, Irish whips him to the ropes and Hit's the BIG BOOT!! But Fats stays up...but then Punisher HIT'S A STIFF RUNNING LARIET!!!! He goes for the cover...
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KICKOUT
King: It's gonna take a LOT more than that to beat the World Champ. In fact, he's probably the greatest of all time!!!
Hoss: Oh please, don't start that.
King: At least he's my pick.
The Punisher goes to pick up Fats, but Fats pokes Punisher in the eyes. The Punisher staggers around as Fats grabs him AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
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KICKOUT
Fats, then throws Punisher in the corner. Fats tags out to Vokoun. Vokoun starts throwing some bionic elbows to Punisher. Then he starts biting him. The ref yells at him to stop and then starts counting...
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Vokoun stops biting. He glares at the ref who walks away slowly. Vokoun drags Punisher out of the corner and hits a RUNNING NECK BREAKER. He stands over The Punisher and screams at the top of his lungs to a chorus of boos.
Hoss: It's becoming clear that Smokin Vokoun is alienating his fans with all of his complaining. It's not something that's gonna endure himself to these great fans.
King: Even though I don't like him Gorilla. I do agree that he's being screwed by the WWCF.
Hoss: Oh come one, even you of all people can't agree with a person who busted you wide open with a steel chair TO THE FACE!!
King: Hey come on, I don't agree with that. But Vokoun's words to make sense...even if I hate to admit it.
Smokey then picks up Punisher, and hits a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. The Punisher is starting to try and reach for his partner but Vokoun won't let him. Vokoun starts laying some STIFF kicks to Punisher's ribs. Smokey then picks up a stunned Punisher and HITS A PULLING PILEDRIVER!!!! Vokoun goes for the cover....
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KICKOUT!!
Vokoun starts to become a little frustrated. He grabs Punisher and once again Irish whips him to the ropes. Vokoun catches PUnisher, picks him up..AND HITS A SAMOAN DROP!!!! Vokoun goes for the cover again...
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KICKOUT!!!
Vokoun gets even more frustrated. He picks up The Punisher one more time. Smokey throws him to the ropes and picks him up for a SAMOAN DROP BUT PUNISHER REVERSES IT FOR A DDT!!!!! Punisher goes for the cover
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KICKOUT!!!
Hoss: It looks like Vokoun can't finish off The Punisher.
King: But I don't know if the Punisher can finish off Smokey. Smokey is a hard hard man to pin.
The Punisher then drags Vokoun to his corner and tags in The Mountain King. The Mountain King then goes up to the top AND HITS THE DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!! King goes for a cover...
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KICKOUT!!!
TMK then picks up Vokoun and does a few Muy Tai kicks to Vokoun's head. Vokoun staggers to the corner. TMK then rears back and this time HE HITS THE YAKUZA KICK RIGHT IN VOKOUN'S FACE!!!! Vokoun staggers out of the corner but TMK pushes Smokey back to the corner. TMK starts to walk back and then charges forward FOR A RUNNING SPEAR BUT VOKOUN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!! TMK goes shoulder first into the steel post. He then tags out to Punisher. Vokoun is face down on the mat and The Punisher just walks around him. The Punisher picks up Vokoun and LIFTS HIM UP FOR A GORILLA PRESS SLAM AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE MAT!!!! Punisher goes for the cover...
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KICKOUT!!!
Hoss: What strength by The Punisher to lift a 280 pound man over his head!
King: You might say that he's a big ol' "Hoss"
Hoss: Ugh, that was an awful joke.
The Punisher then picks up Vokoun and hits a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP. Again, he goes for a cover...
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KICKOUT!!
It's The Punisher now whose getting frustrated. He then waits for Vokoun to get to up. Once Vokoun gets up, he charges at him for a RUNNING LARIET, BUT VOKOUN DUCKS, GRABS PUNISHER AND HITS A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX AND PUNISHER LANDS SQUARE ON HIS HEAD!!!!!! The Punisher is face down and not moving.
King: He's got to be out!!!!
Hoss: That was an impressive Release German Suplex. But The Punisher looks to be in real big trouble!!!
Vokoun looks at the lifeless body and smiles. He then tags out to Whitey Fats. Fats kicks Punisher's lifeless body. Fats picks up Punisher and hits a STIFF DDT!!! He goes for the cover...
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WHITEY PULLS HIM UP!! He gives an evil laugh as the crowd boos loudly. Fats picks up Punisher and Irish whips him to the ropes...Fats THEN PICKS HIM UP FOR A DEVASTATING SPINE BUSTER!!!! Fats goes for the cover again....
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WHITEY pulls him up once again.
Hoss: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! JUST BEAT HIM..HE'S ALMOST OUT COLD!!!!
King: These two men have had a lot of problems....Fats wants to have some fun.
Whitey rolls Punisher on his back. Fats signals that he's going to the top rope. Whitey gets on the top rope. He looks at the crowd with a cocky smile...HE FLYS AND CONNECTS ON A FLYING SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! Whitey goes for the cover...
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KICKOUT!!!!!!
The crowd explodes as Whitey Fats looks on STUNNED!!!! Fats screams at the ref for counting to slow. The Punisher still looks like he's almost gone. Fats once again goes up to the top...he flies...... AND HE MISSED IT!!!! THE PUNISHER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! Both men are face down and trying to crawl to make a tag to their partners. The crowd is now going crazy. Both are soooo close. Fats tags in Vokoun who runs at Punisher, but he is too late and Punisher tags in The Mountain King!!!!
Hoss: I can't believe I'm saying this...BUT GO AND KICK HIS ASS TKM!!!!!!!!!!
TMK throws some heavy rights and lefts a Vokoun. TMK then throws Vokoun to the ropes AND HITS A SPINEBUSTER!!! TMK then runs to the top rope he flies AND HITS THE MOUNTAIN MADNESS ELBOW DROP!!! TMK GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!
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TMK is not fazed. He waits for Vokoun to get up. Smokey staggers to his feet, but TMK grabs him AND HITS THE FINAL HIT!!!!! TMK goes for the cover....
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WHITEY FATS BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!!!!
The Punisher then runs in and starts throwing rights and lefts at Fats. Fats also throws rights and lefts..The two start brawling. Whitey Fats then throws a right hook, but Punisher ducks and BACK BODY DROPS FATS OUT TO THE FLOOR!!!! The Punisher follows him outside
King: It's a free for all right now. The Punisher and Whitey Fats are now fighting on the floor!!!!
Hoss: BUT THERE IS STILL A MATCH INSIDE!!!!
While the two men are fighting...The Mountain King gets up and starts yelling at Punisher to get back on the apron. But the Punisher just ignores him. Just then...Smokin Vokoun springs to live and waits for TMK to turn around. When he does, Vokoun grabs him AND HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!!
Smokey then throws TMK to the turnbuckle. Vokoun then climbs to the top rope, picks up TMK AND HITS A SMOKE BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! Vokoun goes for the cover....
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Muffer: Ladies and gentleman, here are your winner...SMOKIN VOKOUN AND WHITEY FATS!!!!!!!
King: WHAT MATCH!!!!
Hoss: I hate to say it but Vokoun and Fats deserved to win that match. But still...DAMN IT!!!!
The Punisher goes and checks on his partner. While Whitey Fats walks in to go and celebrate with Smokin Vokoun. Smokey just stares at Fats while Fats tries to go and actually shake Vokoun's hand. Vokoun just looks at his hand...and actually shakes it. But just for a brief moment. Then Vokoun walks away from Fats and out of the ring. He then goes and stares at The Punisher before he leaves.
Hoss: That was really odd. Seeing Smokin Vokoun shaking Whitey Fats hand....something isn't right here.
King: I don't know, but did you see the look Vokoun gave The Punisher? That was even weirder.
*Commercials again. Aaaand now we're back...*
*"Let's Go Sunning" starts to play. The General walks out with no cart for of WWCF products or the wind up monkey, but he does have the hardcore title. The General then enters the ring and grabs a microphone.*
I have seen many things in my lifetime that have disgusted me, but not as much as last week when Smokin attacked Hoss and King. Ever since then I've been thinking what do you want Smokin? Then I realized that I had the answer already.
You want my title. You can't handle the fact that I have become the best hardcore wrestler in the WWCF in your absence and now you want to reclaim your glory. Well I gonna give you a shot at glory. How about you come out here right now and talk to me man to man.
Iron Man by Black Sabbath comes on to a huge pop but this time, with more booos than normal. Smokin Vokoun comes out. He doesn't scream or look at the crowd. He is staring down The General as he walks down the ring. He gets to ring side and swipes a mic. He also stares down Tim Hoss.
Well.....look who finally decides to be serious. Believe me, I'm shocked to see you in this state, General. I GUESS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOME DAMN PASSION IN YOU!!!! I'd give you credit...but why should I give you credit...WHEN YOUR SUPPOSED TO SHOW PASSION!!! As I look at you General....all I see, is a corporate puppet for the WWCF machine. You are the poster child for what the WWCF sees as a "Tough Guy". In their mind, you're the family friendly version of Hardcore. Oh I'm not saying you're not a tough guy, General. Please believe me when I say that. But are you truly Hardcore? Because, Hardcore champions don't dress up in dumb outfits...Hardcore champions don't pander to the crowd...AS IF THEY ACTUALLY MATTER!!!!!
The crowd boos him loudly. Vokoun addresses the crowd
HEY SHUT UP!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU ASSHOLE'S THINK!!!!! I NEVER NEEDED YOU!!!! IN FACT...PART OF THE REASON I'M LIKE THIS IS YOOOOOOU!!!!!
But you know the worst thing of all General.....is that Hardcore champions....are not spineless...shills.
You've been calling me a corporate puppet.You've been saying that I don't have the passion for this. You've been saying a lot of things that I don't like.
*The crowd cheers.*
You've seem to forget Smokin that I've held this title longer than anyone else has in the WWCF, and that includes you Smokin.
And you hate that. You hate the fact that someone that doesn't have the quote unquote passion is the hardcore champion. And you also must have not seen what I have done to all those that challenged me. Square, The Sam, Super Masked Hero X, Amigo....every single one tried to take this away from me, but they couldn't.
Now it's your turn. I am waiting to see who can take this away from me because so far nobody has! You and me. Gookermania. In a good old Alley Fight.
*The crowd cheers.*
You say you want an Ally Fight, huh? General......I ACCEPT!!!!!!!
The crowd cheers loudly and starts chanting ALLY FIGHT!!! ALLY FIGHT!!! ALLY FIGHT!!!!
Good. That's good. I'll see ya at Gookermania.
*The General is about to leave, but stops.*
Oh I just remembered something. My corner man. Who happens to be here right now.
*The General points to the announce table. Tim Hoss stands up and takes a bow as the crowd cheers.*
The voice of the WWCF Tim Hoss!
*The General then exits the ring and runs up to Tim Hoss and hugs him. Then they both raise their arms.*
Smokin Vokoun stares at General and Hoss and gives a deranged smile and starts to giggle.
Oh....ok. That's fine. That's fine by me. You know, I have a corner man too...And I'm gonna reveal him right now.....
The crowd is silent waiting for Vokoun to say something.
What a minute....I'M NOT GONNA REVEAL HIM TO YOU DROOLING MORONS!!!!! YOUR TO AN EVEN BIGGER DROOLING MORON LIKE YOU GENERAL!!!!
The crowd boos loudly
Tim Hoss: It isn't you, is it Jess? Jesse King: Stop asking me stupid questions Gorilla. I have to steel myself to endure another Gus Richlen match. Tim Hoss: [sighs] You never stop, do you?
Michael Muffer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit!
"THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF/ THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY/ IT'S TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD./ KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE!"
*"Na Na Na Na" by MCR"
Michael Muffer: Hailing from Peshtigo, WI, and weighing in at 181 lbs...he is "The Xtreme Machine"....GUS RICHLEN!
*A short burst of pyro explodes as Richlen walks out onto the ramp. He stops and raises a fist to more pyro at the chorus of the song and heads down to the ring*
Michael Muffer: His partner...
*"Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions*
Michael Muffer: Hailing from Rockland, MA, and weighing in at 307 lbs....EVIL M!
*M jogs down to the ring, taunting the crowd. He enters through the ropes and removes his sunglasses. He fakes throwing them into the crowd and then stops, smirking and shoving them into his jacket pocket.*
Michael Muffer: Their opponents!
*"Professional Pirate"*
Michael Muffer: Hailing from The High Seas and weighing in at 265 lbs....MAD PIRATE MULLIGAN!
*Mulligan appears at the top of the ramp, singing the intro to his theme in a deep baritone. He walks out slowly to the ring. He waves off a few fans who reach for him, and when he reaches the ring he whips off his jacket and takes the Captain Morgan pose on a turnbuckle. He scans the crowd, takes a drag from the flask and jumps down.*
Michael Muffer: And his tag team partner...
*"DOA" by Foo Fighters*
Michael Muffer: Hailing from Los Angeles, CA, and weighing in at 240 lbs...he is one of the number one contenders for the World Heavyweight Championship...JONATHAN MICHAELS!
*The ramp is engulfed in smoke as video of dangerous film stunts plays on the CrapTron, and JoNo emerges from the smoke cloud moments later. Mulligan jumps into the ring practically as soon as JoNo is up on the apron, and he and Richlen start things off.
Jonathan Michaels & Mad Pirate Mulligan vs. Evil M & Gus Richlen MITBOB qualifier
Richlen hits Mulligan with a knife edge chop! Mulligan fires back with a chop of his own! The two trade chops and before long both of their chests are red as beets, and both are gritting their teeth from the pain. Richlen whips Mulligan into the corner and goes for the Dark Lasso leg lariat, but Mulligan rolls forward at the last second, causing Richlen to miss! Mulligan tags in JoNo and then bails out of the ring*
Tim Hoss: Mad Pirate Mulligan seems to believe that discretion is the better part of valour here! Jesse King: Yeah, make Michaels pull his weight Mully!
*JoNo stares daggers at Mulligan before climbing through the ropes and going for a clothesline on Richlen--ducked! Richlen catches JoNo with the Rickyplex! Cover*
One!
Two!
Kickout!
*Richlen whips JoNo into the corner with Evil M, and tags M in.*
Tim Hoss: This could be interesting. Jesse King: These guys say they've moved on, but I think there's still some resentment between 'em.
*M enters the ring and starts choking JoNo against the ropes! John Creed administers a five count, and as M backs away JoNo slumps to the mat, gasping and coughing*
Tim Hoss: A blatantly illegal choke by Evil M, who has until five, I know King. Jesse King: Good, I get sick of reminding you.
*M whips JoNo into the opposite corner and follows him in to hit him with a running corner splash! As JoNo's still reeling from that, M sticks hit boot in JoNo's neck and chokes him for another four count before backing away*
Tim Hoss: Since being unexpectedly tagged in by Mulligan, Michaels hasn't been faring too well against Evil M! Jesse King: Speaking of Mulligan, he looks like he's about to do something!
*Mulligan's back up on the apron now. Suddenly he climbs through the ropes and charges at M, hitting him in the back with the Ye Harpoon spear! M stumbles forward and crashes into JoNo, who is still in the corner. Both men are down as Creed angrily orders Mulligan out of the ring*
Tim Hoss: Look at the smile on Mulligan's face! He seems as happy to have done damage to his own partner as Evil M! Jesse King: JoNo would've done the same to him, Gorilla!
*As Mulligan climbs back through the ropes, Richlen decides to get involved as well, jumping over the top rope and rushing across the ring to pull M out of the way and hit JoNo with a reverse STO--NO! JoNo somehow finds the energy to block it and counter into a DDT on Richlen!*
Tim Hoss: DDT from Jonathan Michaels! And Evil M is still down from that Harpoon by Mad Pirate Mulligan! This would be a great time to make a tag, but if I were JoNo I'd be pretty pissed off that I had to rely on help from Mulligan! Jesse King: He really seems to have enjoyed seeing JoNo get beaten up, Gorilla, and who can blame him? But Mulligan's smart enough to accept a tag here, since if JoNo gets pinned then Mulligan won't get into Money In The Bank Or Botch!
*JoNo stumbles groggily forward, looking at his downed opponents and then at Mulligan in the corner. Looking like he just swallowed something LONG past its expiration date, JoNo tags in Mulligan*
Tim Hoss: JoNo didn't enjoy that, and who can blame him?
*Mulligan climbs to the top rope and flies into the corner with both Richlen and M with a cannonball senton--but BOTH men roll out of the way simultaneously! Mulligan crashes hard, and as an angry Evil M starts picking himself up the non-legal Richlen rolls under the bottom rope to the outside on Creed's orders*
Tim Hoss: That might be the first time I ever saw people playing possum in stereo! Jesse King: I think that Evil M rolling out of the way of that senton was a thing of beauty, while Richlen's style of rolling was clumsy and laughable!
*M viciously stomps on Mulligan over and over! Finally M pulls him up and goes for the Journey To Hell--but Mulligan thumbs him in the eye in mid-spin! M drops Mulligan and stumbles backward clutching his eye and cursing, and happens to fall into John Creed, sending him over the top rope to the outside!*
Jesse King: Oh no, Evil M's eye! He needs that to see with! Tim Hoss: John Creed can't be feeling too good either, Jess. Jesse King: Unless he landed on his eye, it's not as bad.
*Mulligan crawls away from M, still disabled from the effects of the eye poke, and looks over his shoulder to see that there's no ref! GROG MIST FROM MULLIGAN! Evil M howls and goes down clawing at his face! Richlen is into the ring like a shot and begins wailing away on Mulligan with stiff punches before finishing him off with a Carnosel! JoNo, meanwhile, makes absolutely no move to help Mulligan*
Tim Hoss: And the Head of Security for Whitey Inc. is getting his ass kicked by Gus Richlen! Jesse King: Too late for Evil M, though! That grog is so deadly, even the General of the Monkey Army knows better than to try and sell it for human consumption!
*Richlen goes outside and tries to help John Creed back up. Meanwhile, Evil M is up but is still at least partially blinded! As Richlen helps Creed into the ring, Creed happens to walk by Mulligan, who has gotten to his hands and knees. Suddenly Mulligan gets a look on his face as if he's been struck by inspiration. He "inadvertently" falls forward and propels Creed toward Evil M! Evil M, seeing a blur rushing at him, responds by punching Creed in the face a nanosecond before Richlen yells "NO DON'T, THAT'S CREED!" Creed hits the canvas and uses the last bit of his energy to signal for the DQ before passing out*
Tim Hoss: Oh no, not like this! Jesse King: If M is out and Richlen's out I'm going to have very mixed feelings!
Michael Muffer: Here are your winners, Jonathan Michaels and Mad Pirate Mulligan!
Tim Hoss: So this means that Boiler Room Brawler, Smokin' Vokoun, Vincent Van Agony, and now Mad Pirate Mulligan are in Money In The Bank Or Botch. Jesse King: That's ALL?!
*As Mulligan celebrates in the ring, JoNo shakes his head in disgust and starts walking to the back. All of a sudden, Ryan Blood appears on the CrapTron! He does not look happy*
Ryan Blood: Okay, so with that victory what do we have? We have, count 'em, FOUR wrestlers competing for FOUR briefcases. And that ain't enough. We need at least two more. That was a great idea, Mr. Anonymous Majority Shareholder Guy! The worst case scenario has come to pass! Well, since I'm still WWCF Commissioner it's my job to figure out a way to fix this mess!
Here's what I've come up with. It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing. And it also is going to decide the #1 contenders for the World Tag Team Championships, the Inter-Forum Championship, and my Championship Of Honor.
Next week, we will have a steel cage match with escape rules! The following wrestlers will compete in that: Gus Richlen! Evil M! Connor Mackenzie! The Punisher! Jeremy Dupoe! And in their WWCF debuts, "The Brainbuster" Jason Allen and "Really Rotten" Lionel Murray!
The first man to escape the cage will be allowed to choose from the following: one of two open slots in Money In The Bank Or Botch, a shot at the Inter-Forum Championship, a shot at the World Tag Team Championship with a partner of his choice, or a shot at the Championship Of Honor! After he has picked his prize, the match will continue until a second man escapes the cage, and he will be allowed to pick from what is left! This will continue until everything has been taken.
And now I have a ladder match to get ready for, so if you'll excuse me...
Tim Hoss: I guess that's one way to go. It'll certainly be a baptism by fire for Allen and Murray! We have to go to commercial now, fans, but when we return we'll have the main event!
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 13, 2011 21:55:01 GMT -5
(And I literally JUST got the ladder match, so that'll be added momentarily!)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2011 21:56:09 GMT -5
You had to spoil the surprise eh? Yes yes I have returned. I am glad to see so many familiar faces. For those wondering what happened. My computer died and I was falling behind in school. I focused all my efforts into school and now I return to the forums with my college degree ready to get back into this. I am sorry for the abruptness of my exit. It has been a trying 18 months for me. Dude, I'm happy to see you back, but couldn't you have used another comp to log in and tell us what happened? We were all really worried about you, man.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 13, 2011 21:57:09 GMT -5
You had to spoil the surprise eh? Yes yes I have returned. I am glad to see so many familiar faces. For those wondering what happened. My computer died and I was falling behind in school. I focused all my efforts into school and now I return to the forums with my college degree ready to get back into this. I am sorry for the abruptness of my exit. It has been a trying 18 months for me. Hey, that's completely understandable. That same kind of thing happened to me. I had school, theater work and a crappy computer to deal with. So I also disappeared with out a trace for at least 8 months.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 13, 2011 21:58:50 GMT -5
The following contest is the Champions Ladder Match! The winner of this match will win a contract for a WWCF World Heavyweight Championship match, useable for as long as he remains a Champion!
*Circus Envy*
Introducing first, from Dulac, Louisiana, weighing in at 252 pounds, the WWCF Inter-Forums Champion, Caleb Fourchon!
Last year, Caleb Fourchon found himself very close to becoming the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion. We know he’d love nothing more to get back to that level. But would he be willing to throw away the Inter-Forum belt for it?
Caleb slides into the ring and rolls to his feet. He walks around the ring, stopping in the corner and crouching down to wait for his opponents.
The arena goes dark.
Next…
*Virus*
Several jets of blue flame shoot up at the top of the ramp, revealing Ryan Blood.
From Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in at 208 pounds, the WWCF Champion of Honor, Ryan Blood!
Here we have the Champion of Honor, a man who went toe to toe with Caleb Fourchon just one week ago. And I’m sure there’s still plenty of bad blood between these guys, Gorilla!
As the flames go down, the arena is bathed in blue light. Blood makes his way down the ramp. As he enters the ring, the lighting returns to normal.
*99 Problems*
Bergman stands hood up at the top of the stage. 23 seconds in, he removes the hood and slowly begins walking down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way.
Next, from Fulton, New York, weighing in at 219 pounds, he is one half of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, Ryan Bergman!
Interesting to note that the only two men in this match who have been World Champion before are the current Tag Team Champions. One would think that would make them the biggest targets in this thing, Gorilla!
Bergman slides into the ring and poses in the corner.
*Phantasmagoria*
From Phoenix, Arizona and Yellowknife, Canada, and Port-au Prince, Haiti and Calcutta, India and Tijuana, Mexico…
*deep breath*
And Yokohama, Japan…
He is the other half of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, “The Hangman” Jonathan Stone Amigo!
Amigo makes his way to the ring antagonizing the crowd.
And one can only wonder if this man has any idea who he actually is? Every week, he becomes more unhinged, Gorilla. And the more unhinged he becomes, the more dangerous he becomes.
*Let’s Go Sunning*
The General of the Monkey Army dances down the aisle, pushing a shopping cart full of WWCF merchandise, which he dispenses to the crowd on his way to the ring.
Here comes a longtime mainstay of the WWCF and a definite crowd favorite, Jess! The fact that they cheer this guy shows that most of our audience clearly suffers from brain damage!
And from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, The General of the Monkey Army!
As The General enters the ring, the bell sounds. The General goes after Blood, while Bergman and Caleb renew their rivalry from the summer. Amigo rolls to the outside and watches, seemingly having an internal discussion over how to proceed.
Look at this! The man is nuts! Nuts? Maybe. But he’s a smart nut, which makes him a dangerous nut, making him the toughest nut to crack! Gorilla groans at Jesse’s horrible joke.
Bergman fires Caleb into the ropes, then meets him coming back with a dropkick. Blood charges The General, only to be monkey flipped to the mat. The General then goes after Bergman, who rocks the Hardcore Champion with punches, before tossing him through the ropes to the outside. Blood comes up behind Bergman and back suplex’s him. Caleb clubs Blood from behind, then hoists him up and flapjack’s him! Bergman starts to get to his feet, but Caleb grabs him. As he starts to lift him up, Amigo rolls back in, armed with a chair. Caleb slams Bergman to the mat, then turns right into a chairshot!
And Amigo introducing a weapon that certainly is not a ladder into this fray! I told you Gorilla, a nut, but a smart nut! Just promise not to do that stupid joke again.
The General re-enters the ring only to be met with a chairshot, as is Blood as he rises to his feet. Amigo stands over the other competitors, brandishing the chair. Bergman makes it back to his feet and engages Amigo in a staredown. Amigo drops the chair to the mat and offers a handshake to Bergman. Hesitantly, he takes it, then blocks Amigo’s punch and fires back with one of his own!
And the Tag Team Champions explode! Hey, every man for himself here! Both men want that title shot!
Bergman fires off two more punches, knocking Amigo into the ropes. He goes to Irish whip him, but Amigo reverses it, sending Bergman over the top rope! Amigo rolls out after him and slam’s his head into the crowd barricade, then suplex’s Bergman on the arena floor!
Amigo get’s the better of his partner on that exchange…
Amigo rolls back in as Caleb is slowly getting back up. Amigo drives his knee into the small of his back, then drives him face first into the mat! Looking around, he sees Blood and The General still recovering. Amigo smiles and rolls to the outside to retrieve a ladder.
And now he’s looking to wrap this thing up!
Amigo slides the ladder into the ring and sets hit up under the contract. He begins to climb, only for The General to start to stir! Amigo climbs back down and picks up the chair. As The General gets to his knees, Amigo raises the chair…
This will change The General’s complexion!
Only for Blood to low blow him!
Well, that will change anyone’s complexion, Jess!
Amigo drops the chair as he falls to his knees. Blood grabs the chair and brings it down across the back of Amigo’s head! Meanwhile, Bergman has slid back in and is slowly climbing the ladder…
Bergman going for it! He has a great chance of winning this, Gorilla!
The General sees this and get’s to his feet. He hurries over and starts climbing the ladder himself. As Bergman and The General meet at the top, then start trading punches. Blood still has the chair and he goes over a nails Bergman across the back with it!
And Blood makes sure this match isn’t over just yet!
Bergman falls to the mat, Blood then pushes over the ladder, The General jumps off and lands abdomen first across the top rope! As he attempts to regain his balance, Caleb grabs him and drills him into the mat with a spinebuster!
And that‘s why he‘s the Inter-Forums Champ, Gorilla!
Blood charges Caleb with the chair, but Caleb ducks the shot! The chair bounces off the top rope and Blood is nailed in the face! Caleb then spears Blood to the mat! Caleb eyes the ladder, but then notices Amigo starting to get up. Caleb rushes over and begins hammering him with shot after shot to the head, before shooting him into the ropes. As Amigo bounces back, Caleb catches him in a fireman’s carry position, but before he can do anything, Amigo drills him with a DDT!
Amigo stops Caleb’s momentum dead in it’s tracks! And now everyone’s down!
All five men lay on the mat now. The first to start to move is Bergman. He slowly begins getting to his knees, as Blood is the next to start moving. Due to his close proximity to the ropes, Blood is able to use them to pull himself to his feet first. As Bergman also reaches his feet, both men make a mad dash for the ladder. Blood gets there first and rams the apparatus into Bergman’s ribcage! As Bergman is doubled over, Blood drops the ladder and goes to suplex Bergman onto it. Bergman blocks it though, then lifts Blood up and drops him straight down on the ladder!
OUCH! I felt that one from here!
Bergman has no time to follow up, though. The General is back up now and he spins Bergman around…
MONKEY PAW!
Monkey Paw! The General just cleaned Bergman’s clock with that one!
Bergman goes down and The General grabs the ladder and sets it up. He starts to climb and reaches for the contract, but misses! He reaches again, only for Amigo come underneath him and powerbomb him to the mat! Amigo starts to climb now, but stops when he sees Blood getting to his knees. He again hops down and pulls Blood up. He sets him up for a brainbuster, but Blood is able to fight out of it! As Amigo turns towards him, Blood goes for the Superkick! Amigo ducks it, though!
You see that?! Amigo had the move scouted! Clearly, the near yearlong partnership coming into play…
He grabs Blood, swinging neckbreaker! Amigo starts climbing the ladder, but Caleb starts climbing up the other side! The two men trade punches at the top, then Amigo tries to suplex Caleb! Caleb blocks it and throws Amigo off the ladder! Amigo hit’s the mat head first!
OH MY GOD! Amigo takes ANOTHER bump to the head! And that one wasn’t pretty, Gorilla!
Caleb wobbles a little, then reaches for the contract, only for Blood to grab him by the foot! Caleb kicks Blood back, but he gets right back up! Caleb hops down and charges Blood, only to be met with a back body drop! Blood quickly starts climbing the ladder, but Caleb lifts him off! He repositions him, Down Home Driver!
And so much for Blood! I’m afraid you may be right…
Caleb surveys the damage.
Bergman still laid out by the Monkey Paw…
Amigo out cold after the fall off the ladder…
Blood down after the Down Home Driver…
Caleb starts up the ladder, but The General pulls him down! The two trade punches, followed by The General monkey flipping Caleb to the mat! The General starts to climb!
C’mon General! Climb! Climb!
As he slowly makes his way to the top, Caleb gets back up! Seeing The General close to reaching the contract, Caleb charges the ladder and body checks it!
WHAT THE HELL?!
It topples over, sending The General over the top to the floor! Caleb is knocked back as well! He manages to get back up, repositions the ladder, and climbs it!
This is it, Gorilla! He’s got it!
With nobody left to oppose him, Caleb easily reaches up and grabs the contract!
The winner of this match, Caleb Fourchon!
YES!! Caleb does it, Gorilla! Indeed he has, Jess! Caleb Fourchon now has a contract for a WWCF Championship match that he can use at anytime during his current Championship reign. I can only imagine when he’ll decide to use it, though! Perhaps at the most opportune time, Jess. Although he did say that he didn't consider the Inter-Forum Championship a lesser title to be traded in, so perhaps he won't use it at all and tear up the contract like he promised. Oh come on! We're talking about the World Heavyweight Championship here! Although if I were him, I wouldn't want to face Whitey Fats either, I guess. Completely missing the point as usual, Jess. That's it for tonight, everybody! Join us next week for more excitement on the last NiteRaw before the biggest show of the year: GOOKERMANIA IV!
CREDITS: Connor Mackenzie, Smokin' Vokoun, Evil M, The General Of The Monkey Army, The Sam, Jonathan Michaels, BRB, Seth Drakin, Whitey Fats, Bergman, Amigo, Commando1985, the mysterious guy who had the mysterious hype video right before Commando1985's hype video, and yours truly.
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 13, 2011 21:59:08 GMT -5
Yeah, Aaron. f*** you, buddy.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 13, 2011 22:00:51 GMT -5
I should've alerted somebody and I am sorry for not. I am back though and ready bring the head detective back for a grand return.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 13, 2011 22:01:18 GMT -5
Check your Pm's Aaron.
And don't worry too much about Viva, he hates everyone now.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2011 22:02:40 GMT -5
Check your Pm's Aaron. And don't worry too much about Viva, he hates everyone now. Except for me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2011 22:03:30 GMT -5
Also, my reaction to the end of my match was exactly the opposite of how I felt while reading Battle Bowl.
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 13, 2011 22:04:04 GMT -5
I like the fact that the three guys in the Gookermania Main Event are also in Money in the Bank.
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 13, 2011 22:06:56 GMT -5
Nah, I just remember being legit worried for that asshole. I remember messaging him AIM the one time in 6 months he arbitrarily decided to log on (which he ignored.) I remember legit thinking he was seriously hurt, or worse, dead. I'm not gonna just forget about that. f*** that guy. Come around and say you have life to take care of, don't just disappear like an asshole.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2011 22:08:11 GMT -5
I like the fact that the three guys in the Gookermania Main Event are also in Money in the Bank. No, just their partners. Although I am mixed about you being in this and having a title shot as well. Nothing against you or anything, but...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2011 22:10:23 GMT -5
Also, to Aaron: As a word of warning, while you've been gone, I've gone from the benevolent master of everyone's fate to being the rundown, tired, bitter old man of the forum games section.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 13, 2011 22:10:53 GMT -5
I like the fact that the three guys in the Gookermania Main Event are also in Money in the Bank. No, just their partners. Although I am mixed about you being in this and having a title shot as well. Nothing against you or anything, but... Oh ok, I guess I didn't understand that. Sorry about that. Well I'm not gonna say no to the opportunity to be in the match, though you are right, it is a little strange.
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 13, 2011 22:14:37 GMT -5
Also, to Aaron: As a word of warning, while you've been gone, I've gone from the benevolent master of everyone's fate to being the rundown, tired, bitter old man of the forum games section. And Mr. Socko's Brother is filling the youthful exuberance left open by M's crawl into decrepitude while I do the busy work.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 13, 2011 22:16:28 GMT -5
Okay, well, any problems Viva and Aaron have got can be worked out between them I guess. But as for me Aaron, I've heard good things about you and if you want back in the WWCF then I certainly have no objection. Let me know what you'd like to do via PM. Anyway, I didn't realize until it was too late that the whole "tag team matches to decide who got into MITBOB" thing was a bad idea. I didn't want to arbitrarily put certain people in the match at this point to fill it out, but then again I also didn't want to throw the new guys into the deep end too soon. (As you know, usually they get an option of starting off against a jobber and being 1-0 going into their first real match.) The cage match was what I considered the lesser evil after thinking about it. Also, the match I wrote was definitely not my best work, and I'm not particularly happy with how little offense JoNo got in. Sorry about that, JoNo. As for how I wrote you, M, I figured that you could afford to take the loss more than Richlen, but I didn't want you to get pinned or submitted after losing to JoNo at the end of your feud. So I decided to go with the ref bump and ref gets hit by accident and DQs the guy since he thought it was intentional route instead. Sorry about that as well. Anyway, I'll ponder what the card for next week should be and post it within the next hour.
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