|
Post by DSR on Jun 21, 2011 20:52:15 GMT -5
But who would play sexting zombie Kojak? Does Statham have that kinda emotional range? I'd assume so, seeing how I constantly find myself mistaking Statham for sexting zombie Kojak. It just comes to him naturally. Statham: "Ugh, I get this all the time. I am not sexting zombie Kojak! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to use my cellphone...for non-sexting purposes...I swear!" *Statham puts a lollipop in his mouth*
|
|
|
Post by Kash Flagg on Jun 21, 2011 20:53:40 GMT -5
"Who luvs u bby?"
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 21, 2011 20:55:29 GMT -5
I'd assume so, seeing how I constantly find myself mistaking Statham for sexting zombie Kojak. It just comes to him naturally. Statham: "Ugh, I get this all the time. I am not sexting zombie Kojak! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to use my cellphone...for non-sexting purposes...I swear!" *Statham puts a lollipop in his mouth* "In fact, being in such a movie would be ludicrous. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get on the set of Crank III. In this one, my heart is constantly in need of Jolt cola; and I'm involved in increasingly violent ways of securing the frosty beverage to keep myself alive. But I get to nail Amy Smart again."
|
|
|
Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 21, 2011 20:57:33 GMT -5
Also, is it just me, or does Willard kind of look like Alfred Molina?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2011 20:59:10 GMT -5
Thuggin' and Buggyin' playas
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 21, 2011 20:59:14 GMT -5
Also, is it just me, or does Willard kind of look like Alfred Molina? The headline there would be " Doc Ock shows ...
|
|
|
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 21, 2011 21:18:15 GMT -5
No, he's amish AND a sicko. well how is he amish if hes using a cellphone telephone Weird Al taught me that the amish shun fancy things like electricity Well, he's still Amish but has broken the rules. In a less extreme example than this, some young Amish listen to radios.
|
|
Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
Posts: 31,359
|
Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 21, 2011 21:54:49 GMT -5
why are they all named Yoder ? They're not supposed to have cell phones. Is he really Amish or is he a Menonite A Mennonite would have rolled up in a car. I am another that is not entirely shocked. Do you have any idea how much work is entailed in building a battery powered stereo system for a buggy? I don't, but have met plenty of young Amish guys who do.
|
|
|
Post by General Adam on Jun 21, 2011 22:02:42 GMT -5
Did he text her by candle light or by lantern?
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 21, 2011 22:33:01 GMT -5
Did he text her by candle light or by lantern? Dashboard
|
|
|
Post by General Adam on Jun 21, 2011 22:34:19 GMT -5
Did he text her by candle light or by lantern? Dashboard Meh. Two out of three aint bad.
|
|
|
Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jun 21, 2011 22:42:37 GMT -5
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise. It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish Paradise We sext young girls for standard price living in an Amish paradise
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 21, 2011 22:44:26 GMT -5
Meh. Two out of three aint bad. If only when she mentioned texting, he'd told he wouldn't do that.
|
|
|
Post by General Adam on Jun 21, 2011 22:46:21 GMT -5
Meh. Two out of three aint bad. If only when she mentioned texting, he'd told he wouldn't do that. Now he's going to jail. Like a....
|
|
FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
Posts: 16,434
|
Post by FinalGwen on Jun 21, 2011 22:50:03 GMT -5
He tries to be up to date and use new technology, and he's going to jail because of it. I guess for him, the future just ain't what it used to be.
|
|
|
Post by Young Game on Jun 21, 2011 22:50:37 GMT -5
If only when she mentioned texting, he'd told he wouldn't do that. Now he's going to jail. Like a....
|
|
|
Post by Danimal on Jun 21, 2011 23:11:02 GMT -5
Imagine being a cop on that bust, they'll be lauging about that one for years.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2011 23:17:01 GMT -5
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise. It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish Paradise We sext young girls for standard price living in an Amish paradise I almost spit water on my laptop hahaha
|
|
|
Post by Beets by Schrute on Jun 22, 2011 0:48:00 GMT -5
This is probably the first time a thread title made me do a spit take
|
|
|
Post by Orange on Jun 22, 2011 1:18:28 GMT -5
I know I shouldn't, but the jokes in this thread have made me legit laugh out loud. Bravo you guys, bravo!
|
|