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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Sept 17, 2011 21:11:13 GMT -5
He's reminding more and more of Frank Grimes, really. Priest: "and we now remember the life of CM Punk, as he lays here in his final resting pla.." HHH: "Steph..change the channel!" Everyone at the funeral: HAHAHAHA! That's our Hunter! (casket is lowered while everyone keeps laughing)
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 17, 2011 21:27:00 GMT -5
If CM Punk comes out to Louie Louie this sunday I'd mark. ...or "Why can't we be friends?" Instead of "Best In The World", the back of his shirt should say "OPPONENT".
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Sept 17, 2011 21:28:31 GMT -5
...or "Why can't we be friends?" Instead of "Best In The World", the back of his shirt should say "OPPONENT". "The Southern Dandy" CM Punk
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Sept 17, 2011 22:22:35 GMT -5
Instead of "Best In The World", the back of his shirt should say "OPPONENT". "The Southern Dandy" CM Punk When Punk won at MiTB, instead of jumping over the guard rail the Fan Man should've swept Punk away. That, or rescued Punk from losing the title to Del Rio. CM Punk vs Triple H: If Punk wins, Triple H must step down as COO.......That, and Punk will be appointed to the POTUS' brand new cabinet position: Secretary of Partying Down!
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Sept 17, 2011 22:41:22 GMT -5
Curly, Straight! Curly, Straight!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2011 23:05:53 GMT -5
If I was Punk, I wouldn't trust a guy who hit his best friend in the back with a sledgehammer. The guy is nicknamed the Game; kayfabe, there isn't a sneakier, more politically edged person in WWE.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 18, 2011 0:12:21 GMT -5
So if that's the case Vince McMahon is Richard Nixon?
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Post by The Peck™ Says… on Sept 18, 2011 0:26:33 GMT -5
In his current feud with Triple H, does CM Punk remind anyone else of Homer Simpson in that episode where Homer went back to college? For those who haven't seen it, Homer spends a lot of the episode trying to rebel against the "crust, old dean." The only problem? The dean is actually a great guy trying to help Homer and Homer's resentment towards him comes from the fact that he had seen a bunch of college movies where the dean was portrayed as a jerk. Triple H has resigned CM Punk, forgiven him for taking the title from the company at Money in the Bank, secured the rights to "Cult of Personality" for him, and gotten his new shirt mass marketed. But to CM Punk, Triple H is just that crusty old promoter because he watched the McMahon/Austin feud. You, sir, are brilliant! You should be knighted!
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Post by icemansiva on Sept 18, 2011 0:27:24 GMT -5
he reminds me of an annoying kid who believes santa claus is real.
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Post by Massive G on Sept 18, 2011 0:29:39 GMT -5
I knew there was a reason that they made Punk "head bee guy".
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Post by donny on Sept 18, 2011 3:45:14 GMT -5
...or "Why can't we be friends?" Instead of "Best In The World", the back of his shirt should say "OPPONENT". I may have made this thread, but you... you've made it a win!
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 18, 2011 7:12:51 GMT -5
Punk: WOO HOO! I'm getting a match against the COO at the next pay per view! I don't need my title rematch anymore! <sets contract on the wall on fire> I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Post by Snowman on Sept 18, 2011 7:30:51 GMT -5
This thread is full of WIN!
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Post by Snowman on Sept 18, 2011 7:31:57 GMT -5
Kevin Nash should hang around outside WWE arenas and when Daniel Bryan comes out pretend he is the wallet inspector.
Nash: Uhh, wallet inspector.
Daniel Bryan: Okay. Here you go. I believe that's all in order. [Bryan hands him his wallet]
Nash: Oh, I can't believe that worked! [Saunters away, and tears his quad]
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2011 7:47:14 GMT -5
If Punk manages to win the match, he will have pulled a Homer Punk for sure
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Post by donny on Sept 19, 2011 16:54:51 GMT -5
Since HHH didn't turn heel at Night of Champions, CM Punk is now definitely the Homer Simpson to HHH's dean. From the "Voice of the Voiceless" to Homer "Opponent" Simpson in two months. Wow...
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Post by Munkie91087 on Sept 19, 2011 18:01:08 GMT -5
I think Stephanie should have attempted to talk Triple H out of wrestling CM Punk. Like they have a backstage segment like this...
Stephanie: What if something goes wrong? Triple H: Pffft... what if. What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap? Oh my god, I'd be killed!
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Post by chazraps on Sept 19, 2011 18:10:39 GMT -5
Linda to Stephanie:
"Don't worry, Steph. Punk's idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing."
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Sept 19, 2011 18:16:42 GMT -5
So was crazy Vince and his asskissing of John Cena be
The Dean Jeff Winger?
I mean they never fueded despite the many times John Cena has offended him. And CM punk liked to point out that Vince loves him never the less. I don't think he's ever followed through with any of his threats toward him.
Vince all out of touch, many stupid schemes for legitimacy and making money.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Sept 19, 2011 18:31:30 GMT -5
So was crazy Vince and his asskissing of John Cena be The Dean Jeff Winger? I mean they never fueded despite the many times John Cena has offended him. And CM punk liked to point out that Vince loves him never the less. I don't think he's ever followed through with any of his threats toward him. Vince all out of touch, many stupid schemes for legitimacy and making money. John Cena never learns.
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