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Post by General Adam on Oct 5, 2011 19:51:16 GMT -5
*The General is sitting in a very nice chair smoking a cigar.*
If you don't know yet BioDome 2 has become a smash hit. It has all ready gross more money than Avatar! Suck it James Cameron! And being a producer of this film....let's just say I won't be hurting for money anytime to soon. And if you think that I got it good....go look at Aaron.....dude has a pool made out of gold.
*The General takes another puff from his cigar.*
Look out Lord of the Rings.....BioDome 2 is taking home all the gold.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Oct 5, 2011 20:27:05 GMT -5
WWCF.com EXCLUSIVE ~ Tim Hoss will be interviewing The Great Warrior and The Sam this upcoming Niteraw.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Oct 5, 2011 21:23:41 GMT -5
*Another WWCF.com exclusive...*
A camera comes into focus in a familiar looking gym. As the camera pans around it zooms in on a man in a hooded sweat shirt as he appears to be training with a trainer in a ring. The trainer holding up practice gloves as the hooded man works on throwing a combination then ducks an attempted punch then hits another combination.
The camera cuts to static then resumes closer to the ring. The trainer and the hooded man have taken a break and moved to the ropes. The hooded man looks down at the camera, sweat beaded on his brow. Connor Mackenzie offers a tired, yet bright smile.
"Jonathan Stone Amigo...I keep feeling like at some point there's going to be even more added to that name. Sort of like the Qwik-E-Mart guy from The Simpsons. You know, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. It's almost to that point."
Connor reaches to a corner and takes a bottle of water, opens the cap and tilts his head back to take a drink.
"This coming Monday it's the Champion of Honor versus the...wait, what is it again? Oh yes, the World Openweight Blood and Guts Hardcore Brass Knuckles Deathmatch Champion. Did I get all that? God, you have a thing with long names. "
Connor takes another sip, then wipes his mouth briefly before putting the cap back on the bottle.
"A title that was given to you by your boss. One that I'm sure you got to pick all the nice pretty stones, the color of the belt, hell, I have no doubt what so ever that you picked the name. But it just goes to show the depths of which you, and all of your little boy band friends in Viva Inc, are willing to go just to make yourselves feel like you are the big guns around here. Here's why I take a big exception to it. I came to the WWCF and night in and night out have put my body on the line, bared my soul, and given a damn. Guys like you, and Viva and Dupoe and the rest all feel like you are overlooked, like you deserve all the accolades. While guys like me, Jason Allen, Ryan Blood, Jonothan Michaels, just to name a few, are the ones who do the work. The ones who rise to the occasion, who take the ball when it is given and run with it. We might not always score a touchdown, or hit the homer, or get the goal but you know what? We're the ones who damn well make sure that people know we at least tried. Guys like you are the reason guys like me have to exist. Because if we didn't then no one would even pay the admission. So come Monday, Amigo, bring your A game. I'm bringing mine and we'll see just who deserves to be called a champion."
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 5, 2011 21:44:51 GMT -5
*Another WWCF.com exclusive...*
A camera comes into focus in a familiar looking gym. As the camera pans around it zooms in on a man in a hooded sweat shirt as he appears to be training with a trainer in a ring. The trainer holding up practice gloves as the hooded man works on throwing a combination then ducks an attempted punch then hits another combination.
The camera cuts to static then resumes closer to the ring. The trainer and the hooded man have taken a break and moved to the ropes. The hooded man looks down at the camera, sweat beaded on his brow. Connor Mackenzie offers a tired, yet bright smile.
"Jonathan Stone Amigo...I keep feeling like at some point there's going to be even more added to that name. Sort of like the Qwik-E-Mart guy from The Simpsons. You know, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. It's almost to that point."
Connor reaches to a corner and takes a bottle of water, opens the cap and tilts his head back to take a drink.
"This coming Monday it's the Champion of Honor versus the...wait, what is it again? Oh yes, the World Openweight Blood and Guts Hardcore Brass Knuckles Deathmatch Champion. Did I get all that? God, you have a thing with long names. "
Connor takes another sip, then wipes his mouth briefly before putting the cap back on the bottle.
"A title that was given to you by your boss. One that I'm sure you got to pick all the nice pretty stones, the color of the belt, hell, I have no doubt what so ever that you picked the name. But it just goes to show the depths of which you, and all of your little boy band friends in Viva Inc, are willing to go just to make yourselves feel like you are the big guns around here. Here's why I take a big exception to it. I came to the WWCF and night in and night out have put my body on the line, bared my soul, and given a damn. Guys like you, and Viva and Dupoe and the rest all feel like you are overlooked, like you deserve all the accolades. While guys like me, Jason Allen, Ryan Blood, Jonothan Michaels, just to name a few, are the ones who do the work. The ones who rise to the occasion, who take the ball when it is given and run with it. We might not always score a touchdown, or hit the homer, or get the goal but you know what? We're the ones who damn well make sure that people know we at least tried. Guys like you are the reason guys like me have to exist. Because if we didn't then no one would even pay the admission. So come Monday, Amigo, bring your A game. I'm bringing mine and we'll see just who deserves to be called a champion." Nice to see you demean Hindu culture, you racist prick. But moving on from that, there is a reason for you being overlooked. Probably because nobody really cares about you and your boyish little "I'm fighting for the fans!" malarky. Are you related to that midget Jason Allen? And, oh the delicious irony: I, a man who created my own title, and you, holder of the sloppy seconds from Seth Drakin.
Anyways, I figure it's time to lay down some facts on fools like you. People in the Inc may want some things, but I am a pretty simple guy. I have now, in the past, in the future & forever more want power. And with this power, I shall crush your soft skull into the ground, and prove one thing clearly: Those who seek power, those who seek to challenge the boundaries, will always overcome meek fools who merely do what their masters tell them.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 5, 2011 21:53:37 GMT -5
Hey, Mr. Blood, didn't you say you didn't want any double champions? Who are you to stop me from taking that Championship of Honor whenever I please? Who's to stopping Punisher from claiming that belt right now, damn the tournament? Think about it. Evil M, though not a member of Viva, Inc. A long time associate of yours truly. We'd have the Tag, Championship of Honor, World Title, and Inter-Forum title between us and associates. Doesn't that scare you? What's to stop us from winning and never defending again. You gonna strip us? You and what army? We're not asking for much. All we're asking for is an honest chance.
Despite being a former world champion, you keep me out of the tournament. Is it really a championship tournament then? Aaron Enigma disappeared for a year and a half and he gets a shot at the belt before I do? This is the shit I'm talking about. There's no f***ING respect. And we're going to take it.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 5, 2011 21:55:30 GMT -5
*Another WWCF.com exclusive...*
A camera comes into focus in a familiar looking gym. As the camera pans around it zooms in on a man in a hooded sweat shirt as he appears to be training with a trainer in a ring. The trainer holding up practice gloves as the hooded man works on throwing a combination then ducks an attempted punch then hits another combination.
The camera cuts to static then resumes closer to the ring. The trainer and the hooded man have taken a break and moved to the ropes. The hooded man looks down at the camera, sweat beaded on his brow. Connor Mackenzie offers a tired, yet bright smile.
"Jonathan Stone Amigo...I keep feeling like at some point there's going to be even more added to that name. Sort of like the Qwik-E-Mart guy from The Simpsons. You know, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. It's almost to that point."
Connor reaches to a corner and takes a bottle of water, opens the cap and tilts his head back to take a drink.
"This coming Monday it's the Champion of Honor versus the...wait, what is it again? Oh yes, the World Openweight Blood and Guts Hardcore Brass Knuckles Deathmatch Champion. Did I get all that? God, you have a thing with long names. "
Connor takes another sip, then wipes his mouth briefly before putting the cap back on the bottle.
"A title that was given to you by your boss. One that I'm sure you got to pick all the nice pretty stones, the color of the belt, hell, I have no doubt what so ever that you picked the name. But it just goes to show the depths of which you, and all of your little boy band friends in Viva Inc, are willing to go just to make yourselves feel like you are the big guns around here. Here's why I take a big exception to it. I came to the WWCF and night in and night out have put my body on the line, bared my soul, and given a damn. Guys like you, and Viva and Dupoe and the rest all feel like you are overlooked, like you deserve all the accolades. While guys like me, Jason Allen, Ryan Blood, Jonothan Michaels, just to name a few, are the ones who do the work. The ones who rise to the occasion, who take the ball when it is given and run with it. We might not always score a touchdown, or hit the homer, or get the goal but you know what? We're the ones who damn well make sure that people know we at least tried. Guys like you are the reason guys like me have to exist. Because if we didn't then no one would even pay the admission. So come Monday, Amigo, bring your A game. I'm bringing mine and we'll see just who deserves to be called a champion." Oh look the biggest imbecile in the WWCF has joined the anti-ViVA inc. coalition. Are you guys trying to end up like Lionel.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 5, 2011 22:27:23 GMT -5
Hey, Mr. Blood, didn't you say you didn't want any double champions? Who are you to stop me from taking that Championship of Honor whenever I please? Who's to stopping Punisher from claiming that belt right now, damn the tournament? Think about it. Evil M, though not a member of Viva, Inc. A long time associate of yours truly. We'd have the Tag, Championship of Honor, World Title, and Inter-Forum title between us and associates. Doesn't that scare you? What's to stop us from winning and never defending again. You gonna strip us? You and what army? We're not asking for much. All we're asking for is an honest chance.
Despite being a former world champion, you keep me out of the tournament. Is it really a championship tournament then? Aaron Enigma disappeared for a year and a half and he gets a shot at the belt before I do? This is the s*** I'm talking about. There's no f***ING respect. And we're going to take it. Oh I think there are enough people who despise you that will make damn sure to make you and your group look like R-Truth and the Miz being thrown out of Raw. Seriously, you guys have made enough enemies.
Oh and you've gotten plenty of chances at regaining the world title after you lost it. Aaron never got a chance to regain his because he lost a Loser Leaves WWCF Match. So allow Aaron to get his freakin chance and just be happy with you currently a champion.
Oh and you talk about having no respect, well............I can't speak for anyone else, but you had my respect and you lost it. So in my mind, the only person you can blame for having no respect is yourself.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 5, 2011 22:31:39 GMT -5
Hey, Mr. Blood, didn't you say you didn't want any double champions? Who are you to stop me from taking that Championship of Honor whenever I please? Who's to stopping Punisher from claiming that belt right now, damn the tournament? Think about it. Evil M, though not a member of Viva, Inc. A long time associate of yours truly. We'd have the Tag, Championship of Honor, World Title, and Inter-Forum title between us and associates. Doesn't that scare you? What's to stop us from winning and never defending again. You gonna strip us? You and what army? We're not asking for much. All we're asking for is an honest chance.
Despite being a former world champion, you keep me out of the tournament. Is it really a championship tournament then? Aaron Enigma disappeared for a year and a half and he gets a shot at the belt before I do? This is the s*** I'm talking about. There's no f***ING respect. And we're going to take it. Oh I think there are enough people who despise you that will make damn sure to make you and your group look like R-Truth and the Miz being thrown out of Raw. Seriously, you guys have made enough enemies.
Oh and you've gotten plenty of chances at regaining the world title after you lost it. Aaron never got a chance to regain his because he lost a Loser Leaves WWCF Match. So allow Aaron to get his freakin chance and just be happy with you currently a champion.
Oh and you talk about having no respect, well............I can't speak for anyone else, but you had my respect and you lost it. So in my mind, the only person you can blame for having no respect is yourself. I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me beating you, 1, 2, 3, on Niteraw a couple of weeks ago.
Do me a favor and take a cue from everybody else telling you to shut the f*** up. All you do is repeat yourself, and at this point, it's falling on nothing but deaf ears.
And just by the by, bitch, I never got a f***ing rematch. Do your homework.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Oct 5, 2011 22:44:20 GMT -5
Nice to see you demean Hindu culture, you racist prick. But moving on from that, there is a reason for you being overlooked. Probably because nobody really cares about you and your boyish little "I'm fighting for the fans!" malarky. Are you related to that midget Jason Allen? And, oh the delicious irony: I, a man who created my own title, and you, holder of the sloppy seconds from Seth Drakin.
Anyways, I figure it's time to lay down some facts on fools like you. People in the Inc may want some things, but I am a pretty simple guy. I have now, in the past, in the future & forever more want power. And with this power, I shall crush your soft skull into the ground, and prove one thing clearly: Those who seek power, those who seek to challenge the boundaries, will always overcome meek fools who merely do what their masters tell them. The only way I've demeaned hindu culture is making a comparison between them and you. And for that I apologize to hindu people everywhere. Sorry folks. But let's face it, this guy that's spouting off all this stuff and the name changes and what not. I'm sure they are pretty much as fed up with it as the rest of the world is. I'd rather have a title held by guys like Seth Drakin then buy one and claim to have earned it. Overlooked? Overlooked...Connor holds up his Championship of Honor. Nope, don't think I was overlooked here. But please, tell me, just how much did you have to kiss Whitey's ass to have him make a belt for you? I mean, are you paying for it in ass kissing installments or did you just give one, big, long wet one right on each cheek? Or maybe it was a bunch of short ones all over? Don't answer, it's a rhetorical question. I'm not some sick freak who gets my jollies from that sort of thing like your absent boss. By the way, you might want to check with Viva since you guys seem to have a little mis-communication on goals here. He keeps going on about not wanting to run the show yet you seem to be all for that. Oh look the biggest imbecile in the WWCF has joined the anti-ViVA inc. coalition. Are you guys trying to end up like Lionel. Oh yes speaking of sick freaks. Dupoe, I use the big words you have to look up in the dictionary to make sure you spell them right. It's a result of not being a crazy-ass D&D freak. I'm willing to bet you were one of those kids who made the tin foil hats that gave the game the bad name right? Maybe mixed some of the kool-aid in with the mountain dew? By the way, someone called about your credit card being over it's limit for the mail-order bride you have on your arm now.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 5, 2011 22:52:59 GMT -5
The only way I've demeaned hindu culture is making a comparison between them and you. And for that I apologize to hindu people everywhere. Sorry folks. But let's face it, this guy that's spouting off all this stuff and the name changes and what not. I'm sure they are pretty much as fed up with it as the rest of the world is. I'd rather have a title held by guys like Seth Drakin then buy one and claim to have earned it. Overlooked? Overlooked...Connor holds up his Championship of Honor. Nope, don't think I was overlooked here. But please, tell me, just how much did you have to kiss Whitey's ass to have him make a belt for you? I mean, are you paying for it in ass kissing installments or did you just give one, big, long wet one right on each cheek? Or maybe it was a bunch of short ones all over? Don't answer, it's a rhetorical question. I'm not some sick freak who gets my jollies from that sort of thing like your absent boss. By the way, you might want to check with Viva since you guys seem to have a little mis-communication on goals here. He keeps going on about not wanting to run the show yet you seem to be all for that. It was quite simple: Leave Bergman, Get Title. Of course, I can't expect someone like you to understand such simple things, after all, you are a Champion of Honor, and like most who claim to have honor, are an idiot.
And please hold up that title as much as you like. I can quite clearly see the aluminum frame from the light shining in on it from here. Perhaps when we throw down the old powers and claim it for ourselves, I'll auction it off for a couple of dollars.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 5, 2011 23:12:44 GMT -5
Oh I think there are enough people who despise you that will make damn sure to make you and your group look like R-Truth and the Miz being thrown out of Raw. Seriously, you guys have made enough enemies.
Oh and you've gotten plenty of chances at regaining the world title after you lost it. Aaron never got a chance to regain his because he lost a Loser Leaves WWCF Match. So allow Aaron to get his freakin chance and just be happy with you currently a champion.
Oh and you talk about having no respect, well............I can't speak for anyone else, but you had my respect and you lost it. So in my mind, the only person you can blame for having no respect is yourself. I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me beating you, 1, 2, 3, on Niteraw a couple of weeks ago.
Do me a favor and take a cue from everybody else telling you to shut the f*** up. All you do is repeat yourself, and at this point, it's falling on nothing but deaf ears.
And just by the by, bitch, I never got a f***ing rematch. Do your homework. NiteRaw Hell in a Cell against Jay Carroll called, yes you did.........dumbass. Remember that if you won, you get the belt but if you lose.........you don't get a title shot for an entire year. You might want to do your research.
You should also remember that we are one to one in matches with me having the more memorable victory in a Rules of Honor Match at Gookermania 3. Maybe I can let loose an insect and see if you truly are that bad at paying attention. *opens the door to outside and let's in a fly before closing the door.* Oh and by the way, I've been challenging you to a steel cage match as a rubber match and the only person who has been quiet is you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 5, 2011 23:15:46 GMT -5
The only way I've demeaned hindu culture is making a comparison between them and you. And for that I apologize to hindu people everywhere. Sorry folks. But let's face it, this guy that's spouting off all this stuff and the name changes and what not. I'm sure they are pretty much as fed up with it as the rest of the world is. I'd rather have a title held by guys like Seth Drakin then buy one and claim to have earned it. Overlooked? Overlooked...Connor holds up his Championship of Honor. Nope, don't think I was overlooked here. But please, tell me, just how much did you have to kiss Whitey's ass to have him make a belt for you? I mean, are you paying for it in ass kissing installments or did you just give one, big, long wet one right on each cheek? Or maybe it was a bunch of short ones all over? Don't answer, it's a rhetorical question. I'm not some sick freak who gets my jollies from that sort of thing like your absent boss. By the way, you might want to check with Viva since you guys seem to have a little mis-communication on goals here. He keeps going on about not wanting to run the show yet you seem to be all for that. It was quite simple: Leave Bergman, Get Title. Of course, I can't expect someone like you to understand such simple things, after all, you are a Champion of Honor, and like most who claim to have honor, are an idiot.
And please hold up that title as much as you like. I can quite clearly see the aluminum frame from the light shining in on it from here. Perhaps when we throw down the old powers and claim it for ourselves, I'll auction it off for a couple of dollars. Actually, that's platinum dumbass.........I had that belt made myself. Your belt on the other hand............I don't know.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 5, 2011 23:16:35 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me beating you, 1, 2, 3, on Niteraw a couple of weeks ago.
Do me a favor and take a cue from everybody else telling you to shut the f*** up. All you do is repeat yourself, and at this point, it's falling on nothing but deaf ears.
And just by the by, bitch, I never got a f***ing rematch. Do your homework. NiteRaw Hell in a Cell against Jay Carroll called, yes you did.........dumbass. Remember that if you won, you get the belt but if you lose.........you don't get a title shot for an entire year. You might want to do your research.
You should also remember that we are one to one in matches with me having the more memorable victory in a Rules of Honor Match at Gookermania 3. Maybe I can let loose an insect and see if you truly are that bad at paying attention. *opens the door to outside and let's in a fly before closing the door.* Oh and by the way, I've been challenging you to a steel cage match as a rubber match and the only person who has been quiet is you. I don't want a steel cage match. I want hell in a cell. No matter anyways. The booker knew I was wasted to high heaven that night, and booked me out of the main event because I was too popular at the time. If you call that a rematch, you're just as jaded and stupid as the rest.
And no offense, Seth, but you don't pipe down when you've been beaten. You don't admit defeat. The same shit you chide on heels for, you're the most guilty of. You will be dealt with in time. As it stands though, I don't do jack shit on your terms. Shut your loser mouth and find another feud. Pansy ass f***in' doucher.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 5, 2011 23:28:09 GMT -5
NiteRaw Hell in a Cell against Jay Carroll called, yes you did.........dumbass. Remember that if you won, you get the belt but if you lose.........you don't get a title shot for an entire year. You might want to do your research.
You should also remember that we are one to one in matches with me having the more memorable victory in a Rules of Honor Match at Gookermania 3. Maybe I can let loose an insect and see if you truly are that bad at paying attention. *opens the door to outside and let's in a fly before closing the door.* Oh and by the way, I've been challenging you to a steel cage match as a rubber match and the only person who has been quiet is you. I don't want a steel cage match. I want hell in a cell. No matter anyways. The booker knew I was wasted to high heaven that night, and booked me out of the main event because I was too popular at the time. If you call that a rematch, you're just as jaded and stupid as the rest.
And no offense, Seth, but you don't pipe down when you've been beaten. You don't admit defeat. The same s*** you chide on heels for, you're the most guilty of. You will be dealt with in time. As it stands though, I don't do jack s*** on your terms. Shut your loser mouth and find another feud. Pansy ass f***in' doucher. This was a match you wanted. In fact, you blackmailed me into allowing you to be special guest referee the night before for a World Title Match between Jay Carroll and Amigo, who won a triple threat tournament to get that shot by threatening to sue me for not giving you a rematch. Then while refereeing you blackmailed me again to give you a title shot inside a Hell in a Cell the next NiteRaw against the winner.
Hell in a Cell instead of a steel cage match??? Fine with me. Hell............if I'm not in the tournament, how about we have a Chamber of Horrors Match so the two men in the finals don't have to electrocute each other to win a belt.
Oh and by the way...........the fact that I said we are knotted at one was me accepting that you did beat me once. Way to not get the message.........maybe next time I should give you flash cards.
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Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 5, 2011 23:58:07 GMT -5
I don't want a steel cage match. I want hell in a cell. No matter anyways. The booker knew I was wasted to high heaven that night, and booked me out of the main event because I was too popular at the time. If you call that a rematch, you're just as jaded and stupid as the rest.
And no offense, Seth, but you don't pipe down when you've been beaten. You don't admit defeat. The same s*** you chide on heels for, you're the most guilty of. You will be dealt with in time. As it stands though, I don't do jack s*** on your terms. Shut your loser mouth and find another feud. Pansy ass f***in' doucher. This was a match you wanted. In fact, you blackmailed me into allowing you to be special guest referee the night before for a World Title Match between Jay Carroll and Amigo, who won a triple threat tournament to get that shot by threatening to sue me for not giving you a rematch. Then while refereeing you blackmailed me again to give you a title shot inside a Hell in a Cell the next NiteRaw against the winner.
Hell in a Cell instead of a steel cage match??? Fine with me. Hell............if I'm not in the tournament, how about we have a Chamber of Horrors Match so the two men in the finals don't have to electrocute each other to win a belt.
Oh and by the way...........the fact that I said we are knotted at one was me accepting that you did beat me once. Way to not get the message.........maybe next time I should give you flash cards. A) I WAS f***ING DRUNK.
B) Your passive-aggressive bulls*** doesn't work on me.
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Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 5, 2011 23:58:27 GMT -5
Oh yes speaking of sick freaks. Dupoe, I use the big words you have to look up in the dictionary to make sure you spell them right. It's a result of not being a crazy-ass D&D freak. I'm willing to bet you were one of those kids who made the tin foil hats that gave the game the bad name right? Maybe mixed some of the kool-aid in with the mountain dew? By the way, someone called about your credit card being over it's limit for the mail-order bride you have on your arm now. Really, a mail order bride joke and another D&D joke, that truly is pathetic, you are the wrestling equivilent of Larry the Cable Guy.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 6, 2011 0:06:26 GMT -5
This was a match you wanted. In fact, you blackmailed me into allowing you to be special guest referee the night before for a World Title Match between Jay Carroll and Amigo, who won a triple threat tournament to get that shot by threatening to sue me for not giving you a rematch. Then while refereeing you blackmailed me again to give you a title shot inside a Hell in a Cell the next NiteRaw against the winner.
Hell in a Cell instead of a steel cage match??? Fine with me. Hell............if I'm not in the tournament, how about we have a Chamber of Horrors Match so the two men in the finals don't have to electrocute each other to win a belt.
Oh and by the way...........the fact that I said we are knotted at one was me accepting that you did beat me once. Way to not get the message.........maybe next time I should give you flash cards. A) I WAS f***ING DRUNK.
B) Your passive-aggressive bulls*** doesn't work on me. Excuses are the tools of the weak and incompetent. Used to build monuments of nothingness. Those who excel in it seldom excel in anything else but excuses
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 6, 2011 0:08:48 GMT -5
A) I WAS f***ING DRUNK.
B) Your passive-aggressive bulls*** doesn't work on me. Excuses are the tools of the weak and incompetent. Used to build monuments of nothingness. Those who excel in it seldom excel in anything else but excuses
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 6, 2011 0:24:48 GMT -5
Excuses are the tools of the weak and incompetent. Used to build monuments of nothingness. Those who excel in it seldom excel in anything else but excuses Oh yes......I am serious. I learned that after Gookermania and now, I am not making any more excuses except to basically piss you off so you can realize how poor your excuses are.
Oh and by the way, its not my fault you decided to be Matt Hardy and show up to work drunk.
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Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 6, 2011 1:14:20 GMT -5
*Another WWCF.com exclusive...*
A camera comes into focus in a familiar looking gym. As the camera pans around it zooms in on a man in a hooded sweat shirt as he appears to be training with a trainer in a ring. The trainer holding up practice gloves as the hooded man works on throwing a combination then ducks an attempted punch then hits another combination.
The camera cuts to static then resumes closer to the ring. The trainer and the hooded man have taken a break and moved to the ropes. The hooded man looks down at the camera, sweat beaded on his brow. Connor Mackenzie offers a tired, yet bright smile.
"Jonathan Stone Amigo...I keep feeling like at some point there's going to be even more added to that name. Sort of like the Qwik-E-Mart guy from The Simpsons. You know, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. It's almost to that point."
Connor reaches to a corner and takes a bottle of water, opens the cap and tilts his head back to take a drink.
"This coming Monday it's the Champion of Honor versus the...wait, what is it again? Oh yes, the World Openweight Blood and Guts Hardcore Brass Knuckles Deathmatch Champion. Did I get all that? God, you have a thing with long names. "
Connor takes another sip, then wipes his mouth briefly before putting the cap back on the bottle.
"A title that was given to you by your boss. One that I'm sure you got to pick all the nice pretty stones, the color of the belt, hell, I have no doubt what so ever that you picked the name. But it just goes to show the depths of which you, and all of your little boy band friends in Viva Inc, are willing to go just to make yourselves feel like you are the big guns around here. Here's why I take a big exception to it. I came to the WWCF and night in and night out have put my body on the line, bared my soul, and given a damn. Guys like you, and Viva and Dupoe and the rest all feel like you are overlooked, like you deserve all the accolades. While guys like me, Jason Allen, Ryan Blood, Jonothan Michaels, just to name a few, are the ones who do the work. The ones who rise to the occasion, who take the ball when it is given and run with it. We might not always score a touchdown, or hit the homer, or get the goal but you know what? We're the ones who damn well make sure that people know we at least tried. Guys like you are the reason guys like me have to exist. Because if we didn't then no one would even pay the admission. So come Monday, Amigo, bring your A game. I'm bringing mine and we'll see just who deserves to be called a champion." Nice to see you demean Hindu culture, you racist prick. But moving on from that, there is a reason for you being overlooked. Probably because nobody really cares about you and your boyish little "I'm fighting for the fans!" malarky. Are you related to that midget Jason Allen? And, oh the delicious irony: I, a man who created my own title, and you, holder of the sloppy seconds from Seth Drakin.
Anyways, I figure it's time to lay down some facts on fools like you. People in the Inc may want some things, but I am a pretty simple guy. I have now, in the past, in the future & forever more want power. And with this power, I shall crush your soft skull into the ground, and prove one thing clearly: Those who seek power, those who seek to challenge the boundaries, will always overcome meek fools who merely do what their masters tell them. "So, Amigo, you've decided to randomly drag my name into this? I don't get people like you and ViVA. Self-serving pricks who think it's cool to be edgy and controversial. Guys who've decided that egocentrism and hedonism are more important than giving the fans what they DESERVE. I hear you ripping into me and calling what I believe in malarky? Your little Nietzsche ripoff speech there about challenging boundaries by seeking power? That might impress the guys that sit around and worship Rorschach, but not me. I'm not meekly sitting by and taking orders from ANYONE. I go out there, and my credo is simple: I aim to steal the show every single week. I don't care who else is on the card, what other matches there are, I'm going out to that ring to blow everyone away. Funny how the guy that's taking orders from ViVA is lecturing someone else about being a puppet. Don't ya think, Johnny-boy?"
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