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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Nov 13, 2011 14:30:23 GMT -5
So, just the writers, not the winners themselves? Afraid not. You have to wait for the show to be posted, unless you happen to be writing your own match.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 13, 2011 23:07:48 GMT -5
Then I could take it if you don't mind. Fine by me. Hope it's a great one. Like every match I write, I'll try my best to make you famous. Or something like that. That said, it will be a Niteraw match and not even the main event at that, so don't expect it to be as good as, say, the Tag Team Championship at NotWZ. Also, while I don't plan to bury him, I find the Black Rose's booking odd because he seems nonexistent. Of course, I haven't read the promo thread for the past few days.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Nov 14, 2011 2:46:28 GMT -5
Also, while I don't plan to bury him, I find the Black Rose's booking odd because he seems nonexistent. Of course, I haven't read the promo thread for the past few days. That was a suggestion from the Majority Shareholder, and at the time it made sense to me since neither guy has too many WWCF matches under his belt so they seemed like a good match. It also wasn't too long ago that Black Rose requested a match which led to his participation in the fatal four-way, so I thought he might be around to promo for this one. But from the looks of things, he hasn't been.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 14, 2011 9:56:59 GMT -5
I can write Enigma vs. Dupoe and then send it to Richlen for commentary.
Can the winner be sent to me before 4 PM so I can finish the match? I have work today at 4 PM EST so I can't finish the match for today after that time and Gus stills wants to add commentary.
EDIT: Send it to Gus so he can fix the match up and add commentary to send it in!
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Post by Shamar James on Nov 14, 2011 16:47:51 GMT -5
Fine by me. Hope it's a great one. Like every match I write, I'll try my best to make you famous. Or something like that. That said, it will be a Niteraw match and not even the main event at that, so don't expect it to be as good as, say, the Tag Team Championship at NotWZ. Also, while I don't plan to bury him, I find the Black Rose's booking odd because he seems nonexistent. Of course, I haven't read the promo thread for the past few days.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 14, 2011 22:29:01 GMT -5
Our line tho extend a warm welcome to our newest member, "90s Man" Devon Ray. I love the gimmick already.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Nov 14, 2011 22:31:13 GMT -5
I just sent in my match. I'm waiting for Ryan to put a promo of his at the end of it. But the entire match is now finished.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Nov 14, 2011 23:34:52 GMT -5
I'm just waiting on Pumpkin King vs. Brainbuster, although even if I get it in like the next ten minutes I doubt I'll have the energy to put the show together before getting some sleep. So we're looking at Tuesday I think, which is still better than last week at least.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 15, 2011 17:36:15 GMT -5
My apologies for the delay on that everyone and I take full responsibility. Unfortunately I had some RL things come up this past weekend that affected me getting the things done that I wanted to but I can assure you all that the match shall be submitted, in its entirety, this evening.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 15, 2011 19:27:04 GMT -5
I just hope this Devon guy doesn't steal my spotlight. I think you'll do fine - your gimmicks seem different enough to me. I do have the image of you two as a tag team though, with the catch phrase, "Devon, get the turn tables!" Perhaps he could be your first feud so that your gimmicks and spots stand out by contrast.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 15, 2011 19:49:48 GMT -5
Match is in now folks. And to echo BRB's sentiment I immediately thought that Shamar and Devon would make a great tag team.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Nov 15, 2011 20:24:08 GMT -5
WWCF Monday NiteRaw, November 14th, 2011
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Only seven days to go until "In Your Apartment"! I'm Tim Hoss and this is Jesse King. Jesse King: And because of me, listening to wrestling commentary is fun again! Tim Hoss: Maybe for you it is, King. We've got a double main event for you tonight as the world champion and his challenger, Jonathan Michaels and "The Hangman" Jonathan Stone Amigo respectively, must get through absolutely horrific "Pick Your Poison" matches! The way "Pick Your Poison" works is that Jono got to choose Amigo's opponent and what type of match he would wrestle said opponent in, and vice versa. Jesse King: So Jono's gotta go up against the Punisher in a Taipei Death Match, and Amigo has to fight Smokin' Vokoun in a Barbed Wire Rope, Broken Glass Filled Turnbuckle, Thumbtack Covered Flaming Tables Match! Tim Hoss: It's anybody's guess what kind of shape these two will be in at the time of "In Your Apartment"! Right now, let's get to our opening bout!
Michael Muffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first...
*Marilyn Manson Version of "This is Halloween"*
Michael Muffer: Hailing from The Town of Halloween and weighing in at 155 lbs. The Pumpkin King!
A Scarecrow is lowered down to the Stage and there's a beat of silence.....THe Scarecrow stirs and then "I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!" is heard and his music starts. He jumps down and skeleton dances down to the ring bobbing his head to the beat of his theme. He then poses standing on the top turn buckle arms held out wide.
Michael Muffer: And his opponent...
*"Indestructible" by Disturbed*
The opening siren to "Indestructible" plays, alerting the crowd before Jason Allen walks onstage as the guitars kick in. He looks dead ahead at the ring, allowing himself a brief smirk before he walks down. Sliding in under the bottom rope he hops to his feet, letting the ref check him before moving calmly to his corner. Referee Will Lloyd McFloyd calls for the bell and things get under way.
Hoss: And here we go folks! No telling what's in store with this one, wouldn't you say King?
King: We've got upper management's hired help versus a guy I still consider a loser. Sounds pretty damn dull to me.
Both men circle the ring, Allen looking at times to try and reach out to latch on to Pumpkin King only to be side stepped or have his hand slapped. Finally as things build, the two men lock-up. Allen quickly puts on a headlock, Pumpkin King's arms going out wide as Allen grinds on his opponents head.
Hoss: Looks like both men took their time sizing each other up a bit there.
King: See what I mean!
Allen stays in the middle of the ring as he maintains the headlock. Pumpkin King starts to move his hands to Allen's however and makes a move to put Allen into an arm wringer reversal.
Hoss: Good reversal there by Pumpkin King to get out of that headlock.
Allen moves to try and reverse but Pumpkin King halts the attempt by sending a swift kick to Allen's reaching arm, then leaps up to latch on and pull him to the mat with a cross armbreaker. Allen writhes as he quickly moves, dragging himself to the bottom rope which forces the ref to call for a break.
Hoss: And The Pumpkin King trying to get an early submission there. Though it looks like he may have done a little damage early on in this one.
King: Still bored.
Hoss: Again my apologies for Jesse King's commentary folks. He's in one of those fickle moods again it would seem.
Allen gets back to his feet, shaking his arm out as he eyes The Pumpkin King who stares back. Both men come at one another again but Allen is quick to his an elbow with his good arm. Pumpkin King staggers back and hits a rolling elbow which staggers Allen enough to allow Pumpkin King to grab his head and head for the nearest turnbuckle.
Hoss: This doesn't appear to be boding well for Allen.
Just as The Pumpkin King looks to throw Allen's head into the turnbuckle, Allen stops himself with a raised foot, then hits Pumpkin King in the sternum with an elbow shot. Grabbing onto Pumpkin King's head, Allen starts throwing his opponents head into the turnbuckle.
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On the last one, Allen winds back and hurls Pumpkin King into the turnbuckle hard and turns. The Pumpkin King, meanwhile, appears to be stuck thanks to his mask. Allen pauses as he watches the crowd's reaction then turns to see the predicament that his opponent is in. The ref meanwhile has moved over to try and assist, Allen moving behind Pumpkin King as well and starts to pull. Initially Pumpkin King protests as the ref tries to undo the ties in the back of the mask and as Allen pulls, Pumpkin King's head comes loose. Both men lurch back, rolling over each other as Allen is stunned.
Hoss: Bah gawd! His mask is off...
King: Who is it?! Who is it?!!
As Allen gets back to his feet he looks to see that The Pumpkin King is clutching his face. Allen looks around, perhaps a bit resentful of what he's done. As he starts to take a step towards Pumpkin King to check on him however he is leveled with a mighty superkick to the jaw.
Hoss: Dear lord! How is Allen's head still attached?!
King: Forget that Hoss! Look who it is!
Taking advantage, The Pumpkin King moves quickly to a turnbuckle, hitting a 450 splash before going for the pin.
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Hoss: Trick or treat from...
As The Pumpkin King rises, his arm raised, it becomes apparant that The Pumpkin King is none other then...
King: MAD PIRATE MULLIGAN!
Hoss: MAD PIRATE MULLIGAN!?
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner...The Pumpkin King...Mad Pirate Mulligan!
Tim Hoss: This is...unbelievable! The Pumpkin King was really Mad Pirate Mulligan all this time? Pumpkin King only weighs 155 lbs, and looks it! How did Mulligan lose all that weight?! Jesse King: You want his secret, don't you Hoss? Tim Hoss: Maybe I do and maybe I don't. For now, I'm getting word that Aaron Enigma, who will be in action later tonight, is standing by backstage...
Fred: Hello this is Fred G. Neric backstage with none other than the Head Detective, Aaron Enigma! Now Aaron, not only do you have a match tonight with Dupoe, but you have spent all week looking for clues to the identity of the majority shareholder of WWCF. Tell me your game plan for Dupoe tonight.
Aaron: Well Fred, tonight my game plan with Dupoe is to outsmart him really. I've been studying him during the time I haven't been looking for clues and I think I have a great shot at beating him. We've had some back and forth banter for quite some time now. Dupoe is definitely a skilled fighter. He's always talking about how he's never been caught by any detectives. Unfortunately for him, tonight that ends when he runs into me in that ring.
Fred: Sounds like you are confident in this match. Now then, onto the majority shareholder case. What exactly have you found out and what can you tell us?
Aaron: Well this may be news to everyone here in WWCF minus a few people, but I had a meeting with the board of directors on Friday. I asked what they could tell me about said shareholder. They told me even they barely knew anything about what they looked like. Our esteemed shareholder decided to meet with them in a dark office one at a time. The only information I have from that meeting is that he wore a black mask to hide his facial features from the board and that he is the most muscular boss they've ever had.
Fred: Wow that doesn't sound like much information, Aaron. How will you piece it all together?
Aaron: Well you can't always just solve the case the first week or so, Fred. It takes a long time to gather information. However, this definitely helps in my investigation. I had a few suspicions already and this may have confirmed a few of them.
Fred: Really now? Anything you can share with the WWCF Galaxy?
Aaron: Sorry Fred. I don't want to go around spreading any rumors. However once I solve the case, I will definitely let you, everyone backstage, and the WWCF Galaxy know about the identity of the shareholder. Now if you excuse me, I have a match to prepare for.
*Back to ringside*
Tim Hoss: Interesting...do you think that the Majority Shareholder could be a wrestler, Jess? Jesse King: Maybe, or maybe he's just a wannabe who works out a lot. You know, like Vinnie Mac. Tim Hoss: Well, I've been dying to know who this guy is for a long time, so I hope that the Head Detective can crack the case soon! We'll be right back after this commercial break...
*Advertisements! You don't want to read about those! So we'll skip them!*
TH: Welcome back, WWCF Galaxy. Up next is an exhibition match between Cageking and Steve Rollins.
JK: Cageking is a guy who keeps showing up and disappearing right when he's on the verge of being on fire. Steve Rollins might be able to make a name for himself if he can just capitalize.
Cageking versus Steve Rollins
MM: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. Now standing in the ring from Parts Unknown, Minnesota at a weight of 235lbs: Steve Rollins!
And his opponent...
*Cageking comes out rapping his own entrance theme.*
TH: Cageking is on the comeback trail tonight, and he plans to warm up against Steve Rollins, a promising young man.
JK: He's toast.
*Cageking slides into the ring and poses for the crowd atop the turnbuckle.*
TH: Who? Cageking?
JK: No; Steve Rollins. I know which way the wind blows, Hoss.
*Referee Lloyd McFloyd starts the match. Cageking and Rollins circle eachother.*
TH: And they lock up. Rollins with a hammerlock. Cageking counters with one of his own...
JK: It starts...
TH: Irish whip to the ropes... DDT from Cageking!
JK: Hurry up and pin him.
TH: One, two, Rollins kicks out.
JK: What?
TH: Cageking with another Irish whip...
*Cageking leapfrogs Rollins, who rebounds from the ropes across the ring...*
TH: Cageking with a hip toss...
*Cageking turns around and leaps...*
TH: He hits the moonsault!
JK: Plenty of impact, yet he minimizes risk. That's playing it smart, Gorilla.
TH: One, two, three!
MM: Here is your winner by pinfall: Cageking!
TH: Another day-
JK: And another loss for Steve Rollins.
TH: Maybe, King, but Cageking didn't seem to do him much harm. He's already back up.
JK: But he didn't have enough juice to win mere moments ago.
TH: Sometimes that's how the cookie crumbles. Nonetheless, Cageking racks up another win, and Niteraw continues right after this commercial break.
*Upon NiteRaw's return, we cut to the General of the Monkey Army and the Wind Up Monkey*
Hey Wind up monkey?
WUM: What?
How do you say "The General Store" in German?
WUM: I don't know.
Neither do I
*Music and fanfare.*
WUM: What do we have today General?
The first ever WWCF Oscar winning film BioDome 2! Available on Blu-Ray, DVD, VHS, Laser Disc, and Beta! Get it today!
*Meanwhile, another match is about to get started*
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
"THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF, THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY. IT'S TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD. KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!"
*The pyro goes off as Inter-Forum Champion Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara walk out to the ramp. The moment the chorus starts, Richlen hoists the title in the air as the pyro goes off again. He walks around the ring as Shaelin takes a chair and a spare headset and sits next to Hoss.*
And apparantly, we will be joined by Shaelin Marie O'Hara, although I find it strange that Richlen himself is not joining us as well.
And for that, at least, I can be thankful!
Are you always this much of a blowhard, King? Oh wait, I already know the answer. Don't bother telling me.
That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die
*The Grand Cathedral-Serious Sam Second Encounter soundtrack*
Pyro strikes the stage (think the Dudly boys WWE entrence).Dupoe rises through a hole thats bellowing fog. He arrives reading a book, when he gets to the top of the stage he slams the book shut with one hand and start walking to ring with the book in hand shooting disgusted looks at the crowd.he sneaks one last at the book before setting it by the book by the turnbuckle and climbing the stairs going he enters the ring through the ropes removes his robe gets on the turnbuckle and shakes his head disapprovingly at the crowd.
MM: Introducing first, weighing in at 230 lbs! From Arkham, Massachusetts: Jeremy Dupoe!
Dupoe has proven to be a lethal member of ViVA, Inc., and lately he has gotten on the bad side of Aaron Enigma.
Well, there wouldn't be a problem if Enigma knew how to mind his own damn business! Actually, there would be no problems if everyone just gave their titles to ViVA, Inc. and left the company for good!
I know who that was aimed at, King, and I am half inclined to beat you up now and spare the fans the pain of having to listen to your garbage.
*Cry for Help by Shindown*
Music starts and a purple pyro goes off before Aaron appears holding up his magnifying glass out on the entrance ramp. He brings the magnifying glass to his face and looks through it as he points to the crowd. He walks down the ramp high-fiving the crowd and eventually gives his magnifying glass and fedora to a fan. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and goes to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd.
MM: And his opponent, weighing in at 230 lbs! From Concord, NH, he is the Head Detective, Aaron Enigma!
I noticed, as has Enigma, that Richlen has repeatedly pointed out that a win over Enigma would be the fourth WWCF World Champion to fall to the Inter-Forum Champion. Don't you think that the two of you are overlooking a strong challenger at In Your Apartment?
Ricky's not overlooking anybody. He's just saying that Aaron Enigma is not the first World Champion that he's faced. Or beaten. But Ricky is not so stupid as to take anyone lightly at all. That's what Caleb Fourchon did, and Ricky left Gookermania as the Inter-Forum Champion as a result.
Richlen, meanwhile, has finished walking around and is standing midway up the ramp, watching the ring with cold intent.
The two men stare at each other in the ring before locking up. Aaron locks in a chinlock but Dupoe quickly escapes and knocks Aaron to the ground by sweeping his leg. However Aaron sweeps, Dupoe's leg and both men get up quickly.
The two lock up again and Dupoe pushes Aaron into the corner. The referee breaks them up but Dupoe goes for a sucker punch. Aaron blocks it and punches back, slowly moving Dupoe back towards the center of the ring. Aaron whips Dupoe into the ropes. Dupoe ducks under a clothesline but Aaron comes back with a surprising heel kick to knock him down and go for a pin.
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Aaron lifts up Dupoe but Jeremy punches him in the gut. Dupoe nails Aaron with a vicious punch to the head, sending Aaron reeling into the ropes. He bounces off and Dupoe hits a running knee on Aaron and goes for the pin.
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It can't be good for Enigma to be taking much damage with a title match looming over the horizon.
Especially since it's his duty to help the WWCF by taking the title from Richlen!
Careful, King, you're hanging by a thread.
Dupoe stomps on Aaron repeatedly before lifting him up and attempting to drop him with a neckbreaker. Aaron manages to counter this and spin around, quickly hitting a German suplex on Dupoe. Aaron goes for the cover.
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Aaron lifts up Jeremy and attempts a vertical suplex, Jeremy knees him in the head though and instead drops Aaron with a big suplex of his own. Dupoe with the pin!
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Dupoe throws Aaron into the turnbuckle hard, causing him to fall down. He lifts Aaron up and put him in the tree of woe before elbowing him in the face. Aaron slowly slides out of the tree of woe quite dazed. Dupoe lifts him up and hits a big German suplex before going for a cover.
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I don't know whether to cheer for Aaron so he can destroy Richlen at In Your Apartment or boo him since he's facing a member of ViVA, Inc.!
How about you keep your mouth shut altogether? That sounds like a much better idea.
Dupoe lifts Aaron up and moves towards the ring apron. He looks around before trying to hit the Scrambler on Enigma. Aaron counters though and instead hits a big European uppercut before collapsing back into the ring.
Jeremy goes back into the ring and picks Enigma up. He attempts to hit Aaron with a brainbuster but Aaron manages to counter it with a sitout jawbreaker. Dupoe reels back and grabs his chin before charging at Aaron for a knee strike. Aaron manages to duck under the knee strike and lands a huge clothesline on Dupoe! Both men are down!
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Dupoe gets the shoulder up at the last moment!
That cannot be something Richlen wanted to see!
That's assuming this scene repeats itself at the PPV, Hoss. And you and I both know that it might not.
Richlen is almost statue-like as Aaron lifts up Dupoe, trying to hit the Brilliant Deduction. However, Dupoe weasels out of it and instead backs up trying to get the ref in between himself and Aaron. The ref looks confused and Dupoe slams him into Enigma.
While the ref is down, Dupoe reaches for the book he brought. He attempts to hit Aaron with the book but Aaron ducks and grabs Dupoe for an arm trap reverse STO. He drops Dupoe to the ground and locks in Extreme Interrogation on Dupoe! The ref is stirring, but not enough to notice either Dupoe tapping or Ophelia Shadowgail walking past Richlen, who doesn't notice her walking toward the ring until she's almost there! He takes two steps to the ring, but that's all he gets before Ophelia pulls the referee out of the ring! Enigma releases the hold to go to retrieve the ref, but Dupoe manages to crawl away, and as Enigma gets to his feet, Dupoe takes the book and decks him with it! Ophelia tosses the ref in as Shaelin tosses her headset at King and heads for her:
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MM: Here is your winner, Jeremy Dupoe!
So much for momentum.
Enigma had the match won, but thanks to Dupoe's fiancee, he just got robbed this close to In Your Apartment!
Dupoe and Ophelia are celebrating on their way up the ramp as Shaelin glares at Ophelia and Richlen stares at a dazed Enigma, shakes his head, and mouths "Hopefully you're 100% next week."
JK: That was a good match, but the show must go on. Tell me and the viewers at home what's up next, Gorilla.
TH: Why certainly, King. In just a few minutes the Black Rose is going to lock arms with the "Father Monster" Shamar James.
JK: Sounds like a lot of high-risk district nonsense coming up.
The Black Rose versus Shamar James
TH: And I'm sure the fans are going to love it. Take it away, Michael Muffer!
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen-minute time limit...
*Black and gold lights shine on the entrance stage.*
*Kiss From a Rose - Seal*
*Black Rose drops down from the rafters.*
TH: A mysterious individual - the Black Rose.
JK: I think he's full of himself. I mean, what's with the crow?
*Black Rose heads for the ring, a rose in hand...*
MM: Introducing first, hailing from the Rafters, and weighing 215lbs... The Black Rose!
*The Black Rose gives a female fan the rose.*
TH: That's just romantic in my book. Nothing wrong with that.
JK: But do you really expect him to throw down with a real man's man in Shamar James?
TH: I don't see why not.
*BR sends his crow back to the rafters.*
JK: Do you wonder if it's a pet crow or if it's a wild one he picks up before each match?
TH: A pet?
*BR slides into the ring.*
MM: And his opponent...
*Power - Kanye West*
*Smoke rises from the ground as Shamar James walks out with a cocky grin on his face.*
TH: The Black Rose has class, whereas Shamar James is loudmouth with a chip on his shoulder.
JK: Don't be silly. Shamar James has "future World Champion" written all over himself.
MM: Now entering the ring; hailing from Brooklyn, New York, and weighing 240lbs: Shamar... James!
*Shamar walks up to the woman that Black Rose gave a rose to...*
TH: What's he doing here?
JK: He's going to show her what a real man is tonight.
*Shamar takes the rose from her and sniffs it before hitting on her.*
TH: Real man or not, now's not the time to pick up dates.
JK: A man of Shamar James's stature can manage just fine.
*The woman refuses Shamar's advances...*
TH: Guess she doesn't like real men, King, and no I don't mean in that way.
JK: Well played, Gorilla.
*Shamar throws the rose to the ground and stomps on it.*
TH: What classlessness!
JK: Watch out, Shamar!
*Black Rose suicide dives over the top rope, landing squarely against Shamar's back.*
TH: Shamar hits the guard rail!
JK: You want classlessness, Black Rose didn't even give him time to take off his coat!
TH: Well they're going at it now!
*Referee Will Alphonzo rings the bell to start the match.*
JK: And the count starts. Shamar should leave Black Rose with that hussy. Preferably in a heap.
TH: You advocate violence against women, King?
JK: Uh...
*Black Rose rolls Shamar into the ring and slides in with him.*
TH: Black Rose has the initiative! Jumping Senton to Shamar James!
JK: That won't keep him down for long! See?
TH: Drop toe hold to Black Rose!
JK: Keep on him! Yes! Boston Crab!
TH: Black Rose kicks away!
JK: He'll get him.
TH: Shamar goes for the big boot! Black Rose ducks it! Superkick! Shamar is down!
JK: Ah... but a strategic roll to the outside is in order.
TH: But he better watch out or Alphonzo will count him out.
JK: It's all about strategy and working within the rules.
TH: Maybe, but Shamar James seems like the stretching type.
*Shamar rolls back into the ring and locks arms with the Black Rose.*
TH: Black Rose doing this for the ladies out there tonight.
JK: Oh please...
TH: Shamar James with a full nelson.
JK: Oh no, Black Rose reverses!
TH: Going for the super-kick!
JK: Yes! Shamar side-steps it! Bulldog!
TH: Rolling out of the ring again?
JK: Of course. You gotta psych out the competition, Gorilla.
*Shamar paces around the ring while Black Rose gets up and Alphonzo counts.*
TH: I thought Shamar James was a man's man, a superstar, someone to respect. These are not the tactics such a man would use.
*Shamar climbs up the ring steps and requests space to enter the ring.*
TH: And what is this?
JK: What? Why can't he have some space to enter? He shouldn't have to-
*Black Rose dives at Shamar with a spinning wheel kick, knocking him back into the guard rail.*
TH: Black Rose has had enough of Shamar James's shenanigans!
JK: At least Shamar James doesn't sucker punch his opponents.
TH: You're right, he just hits and runs his opponents.
JK: A perfectly legitimate strategy.
TH: Black Rose to the top rope!
JK: Shamar is poised to win this right here!
TH: Black Rose with a moonsault to the outside!
JK: He missed!
TH: But he's on his feet!
JK: Big boot!
TH: Shamar returns to the ring!
JK: And no complaints!
TH: Black Rose must beat the clock!
*Black Rose hops onto the apron, but Shamar is there to DDT him back into the ring.*
JK: Ooh! That's going to ruin Black Rose's week!
*Black Rose falls over the top rope into the ring onto his back.*
TH: Shamar going for the pin! One, two, Black Rose kicks out!
JK: Crap.
*Shamar attempts to pin Black Rose again.*
TH: One, two, kick out.
JK: Crap.
TH: Black Rose isn't out of this match yet!
*Shamar stands up and stomps on Black Rose, who slides out of the ring to recover.*
TH: Black Rose to the outside.
JK: Oh I get it, Gorilla - when Black Rose does it it's okay.
TH: I said no such thing, and Shamar James is taking the match to the outside.
JK: It's only fair now that Black Rose is using it as a tactic.
TH: Roundhouse kick by the Black Rose!
*Black Rose slides back into the ring while Shamar is down.*
JK: And what was that about "hit and run" tactics?
*Shamar gets up and rolls into the ring.*
TH: But Shamar James isn't far behind.
*Black Rose and Shamar lock arms again.*
TH: Shamar James with another full nelson!
*Black Rose escapes the hold and twists behind.*
TH: Black Rose reverses!
JK: Not so fast, Gorilla!
*Shamar reaches behind himself and leaps up for a sliced bread #2 to Black Rose.*
JK: Swagnificent Bastard, Hoss!
TH: A clever ruse from the Father Monster. One, two, three!
*Power - Kanye West*
MM: Here is your-
*Shamar James yanks the mic away from Michael Muffer.*
Shamar James: I am your winner by pinfall, Haters: The Father Monster... Shamar... James!
*Shamar drops the mic onto the Black Rose and slides out of the ring, collecting his jacket on the way.*
TH: More "class" from Shamar James, King?
JK: Is he wrong, though?
TH: That's not the point.
JK: Whatever your point is, we must move on.
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