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Post by therealsk on Jul 5, 2011 14:40:54 GMT -5
Very offensive joke by me put in spoiler tag. So click at your own risk and don't say I didn't warn you  {Spoiler}Charlie Sheen was Comedy Central's 2nd choice. They had to go to the back-up plan when "The Roast of Ryan Dunn" took place a few weeks ago. Thats a great messed up joke. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 5, 2011 14:49:34 GMT -5
I have the script. Roster: Charlie, you are a drug addicted, whore obsessed man who doesn't care about his kids in return for a playboy lifestyle. CHARLIE YOU ARE CRAZY. Charlie: THATTTTTTTTTTTT'S ME! FIN That's only 25 percent. You forgot the 50% that focuses on people in attendance other than the roastee, and 25 percent jokes about Lisa Lampanelli re: black penis. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 5, 2011 14:56:47 GMT -5
I have the script. Roster: Charlie, you are a drug addicted, whore obsessed man who doesn't care about his kids in return for a playboy lifestyle. CHARLIE YOU ARE CRAZY. Charlie: THATTTTTTTTTTTT'S ME! FIN That's only 25 percent. You forgot the 50% that focuses on people in attendance other than the roastee, and 25 percent jokes about Lisa Lampanelli re: black penis. Too bad Greg Giraldo isn't around to laugh at his own terrible jokes and to make racist remarks for no reason other than to get a rise out of people. |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jul 5, 2011 15:12:20 GMT -5
While I do not care for Two and a Half men, it would be satisfying to see if the new episode gets better ratings than Sheen's roast.
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Post by BR329 on Jul 5, 2011 15:23:38 GMT -5
While I do not care for Two and a Half men, it would be satisfying to see if the new episode gets better ratings than Sheen's roast. I can guarantee that. Even without Sheen a show on CBS is going get much higher ratings then a show on any cable network. |
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Post by chazraps on Jul 5, 2011 15:52:32 GMT -5
Get ready for the least necessary roast ever. Well it's better than the previously announced one, which fell thru, Kid Rock. And I'm over the whole Charlie Sheen thing too BUT with how brutal the roasters tend to be, this has a lot of potential I'm not a fan of either, but with the sheer oversaturation of Sheen in the media, at least a night taking the piss out of Kid Rock would be comparably more refreshing. Unless they get Neil Hamburger, on paper this is the least enthused I've ever been for a roast. |
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Post by chazraps on Jul 5, 2011 15:57:28 GMT -5
Neil Hamburger already had a joke last March that I'm confident ethers everything else the roast will offer: What is the name Charlie Sheen has for his six porn stars who will hold him up as he leaves rehab? {Spoiler} His Pallbearers. |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 5, 2011 16:02:01 GMT -5
If he wants to destroy his own life, that's his choice. Plus, something tells me he won't mind being called a druggie. Okay, if he wants to destroy his life, that's his choice. You're absolutely right. But why are we REWARDING him for doing it? I can't speak for everyone, but when I laugh at his antics, I don't feel like I'm rewarding HIM. I'm rewarding myself with a good chuckle. There will always be stupid people in life. Some stupid people will screw you over. Those aren't funny. Then there's this guy. He's funny. |
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Jul 5, 2011 16:12:34 GMT -5
Okay, if he wants to destroy his life, that's his choice. You're absolutely right. But why are we REWARDING him for doing it? I can't speak for everyone, but when I laugh at his antics, I don't feel like I'm rewarding HIM. I'm rewarding myself with a good chuckle. There will always be stupid people in life. Some stupid people will screw you over. Those aren't funny. Then there's this guy. He's funny. Yeah but with that idea he's the kid in school who no one liked and made fun of, and the kid thought it was good attention so he kept going not realizing that it was a "laughing at you" rather than a "laughing with you" situation. |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jul 5, 2011 16:14:33 GMT -5
I have the script. Whitney Cummins: CHARLIE, YOU ARE A DRUG ADDICTED, WHORE OBSESSED MAN WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIS KIDS IN RETURN FOR A PLAYBOY LIFESTYLE! CHARLIE, YOU'RE CRAZY!Charlie: THATTTTTTTTTTTT'S ME! FIN Fixed (Though, I doubt she'll show up, what with her new sitcom and all, but I thought I'd rehash an irratating trait about her) |
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