El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Aug 2, 2011 23:09:05 GMT -5
Warning: language!
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triplethreatmark
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Post by triplethreatmark on Aug 2, 2011 23:29:09 GMT -5
Because nothing caps off a romantic night like a song about violently smashing someone's face in until all that's left is a bloody pulp where your head once was.
And you'll really get her going with lyrics like: "Suffer...then you die. Torture...pulverized".
p.s. I'm a death metal fan, so I'm just adhering by this thread's basic premise.
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Post by mcclanahan on Aug 3, 2011 0:14:46 GMT -5
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Post by DSR on Aug 3, 2011 1:43:46 GMT -5
I was toying with the idea of an SNL-like sketch where a young man tries to woo a girl he likes by shoe-horning her name into romantic songs on his karaoke machine, with little success. The punchline to the bit was gonna be his rendition of " Megan Went Down to Georgia". This is why I'm not a comedy writer.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Aug 3, 2011 1:48:10 GMT -5
I was toying with the idea of an SNL-like sketch where a young man tries to woo a girl he likes by shoe-horning her name into romantic songs on his karaoke machine, with little success. The punchline to the bit was gonna be his rendition of " Megan Went Down to Georgia". This is why I'm not a comedy writer. A friend of mine in high school tried to woo one of the popular girls and when it wasn't working, wrote her a letter, using song lyrics, and inserting her name to try and seem romantic. Her name was Mary-Beth. So, thinking he was clever, started off his love letter to her with "Last dance with Mary-Beth" , taking a cue from the song Last Dance with Mary Jane. When she considered a restraining order, he was confused, when I finally asked him what he wrote, I had to smack him upside the head for using a song about a dead girl. She probably thought he was gonna murder him.
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Post by DSR on Aug 3, 2011 1:55:39 GMT -5
I was toying with the idea of an SNL-like sketch where a young man tries to woo a girl he likes by shoe-horning her name into romantic songs on his karaoke machine, with little success. The punchline to the bit was gonna be his rendition of " Megan Went Down to Georgia". This is why I'm not a comedy writer. A friend of mine in high school tried to woo one of the popular girls and when it wasn't working, wrote her a letter, using song lyrics, and inserting her name to try and seem romantic. Her name was Mary-Beth. So, thinking he was clever, started off his love letter to her with "Last dance with Mary-Beth" , taking a cue from the song Last Dance with Mary Jane. When she considered a restraining order, he was confused, when I finally asked him what he wrote, I had to smack him upside the head for using a song about a dead girl. She probably thought he was gonna murder him. Crazy.
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Post by who throws a shoe?! on Aug 3, 2011 2:49:53 GMT -5
Because nothing caps off a romantic night like a song about violently smashing someone's face in until all that's left is a bloody pulp where your head once was. And you'll really get her going with lyrics like: "Suffer...then you die. Torture...pulverized". p.s. I'm a death metal fan, so I'm just adhering by this thread's basic premise. Oh I don't know, there's nothing wrong with a little death metal in the bedroom! Dick In A Box - The Lonely Island
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Aug 3, 2011 2:54:52 GMT -5
My very first thought on this thread
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 3, 2011 9:38:56 GMT -5
Get The f*** Out Of My House-2 Live Crew
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 3, 2011 9:46:50 GMT -5
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Post by Baixo Astral on Aug 3, 2011 9:51:57 GMT -5
She - Tyler the Creator
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Aug 3, 2011 9:53:43 GMT -5
TSOL - "Code Blue"
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Aug 3, 2011 10:39:33 GMT -5
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 3, 2011 10:41:26 GMT -5
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lucas_lee
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Post by lucas_lee on Aug 3, 2011 11:12:18 GMT -5
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 3, 2011 11:16:14 GMT -5
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Post by Joe Galt on Aug 3, 2011 11:16:34 GMT -5
I don`t know why, but this song popped into my head. Moderate language warning.
;D
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Aug 3, 2011 11:26:35 GMT -5
Oh hell yeah Language warning.
Pretty much all of NWA's backcatalog.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 3, 2011 11:30:18 GMT -5
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 3, 2011 11:33:57 GMT -5
Because nothing caps off a romantic night like a song about violently smashing someone's face in until all that's left is a bloody pulp where your head once was. And you'll really get her going with lyrics like: "Suffer...then you die. Torture...pulverized". p.s. I'm a death metal fan, so I'm just adhering by this thread's basic premise. I was gonna suggest another CC song, preferably something WAY more NSFW...like any other song in their catalog.
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