Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jul 19, 2011 2:31:02 GMT -5
On the eve of my job going out of business, what brick-and-mortar retail stores still exist? Gamestop still exist. I never seen anybody actually go in, but somehow we are still being ripped off by them. What happened to the "Demented" one? You had a great sale. Prices were so low, they were demented. How fares my global empire? By then I should have been in power for twenty years. I'm curious whether the world has prospered or become a war-torn wasteland where the people live in fear at my very image. Personally, I'm good with either. Your empire is fine. Turns out it was inside the couch the whole time. Did anybody kill the Grimace? Nothing can kill the grimace. Hoverboard. Was it ever made? No, and there is no intention to make one. The technology for hoverboards has actually been around during your time, but scientist have always been dicks.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jul 19, 2011 2:50:38 GMT -5
Has the world come to it's senses and declared this man President of Earth yet? ![](http://i55.tinypic.com/309pjk1.jpg) I don't live that far into the future. We're still dealing with a resurrected Red Foxx as president. How did the DC relaunch go? Is Johnny Storm still dead? DC did relaunch and it managed to reach orbit. Johnny Storm will always be dead. Have non-chafing underpants been invented yet? Yes they have. But then came the problem of running to fast because the space where you chafe is now very slippery. So, this whole flying cars thing. Tell me they've got it right by now. Or at least tell me they have a sugar substitute that doesnt' taste like some old ladies prescription medication. No flying cars, but we have made cars that don't taste like old lady medicine, if that helps. How much of your body is robot parts? Are there still diseases in the future? And, perhaps most importantly, what celebrity weddings do we have to look forward to? Look for the Hugh Hefner/Mila Kunis III wedding. Did you happen to run into John Titor while you were bouncing around the timestream? I haven't. Most likely because he was probably busy watching anime at the time. has Jake Diamond made it anywhere yet is WCW back yet...and if so is Jake Diamond there did they ever find a suitable vehicle for ellen cleghorn WCW is back, but no Jake Diamond. Ellen Cleghorn is president though. In the future, Am I still not allowed from rebroadcasting or retransmiting an account of a game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball? No, you can transmit if you want. But broadcasting Blurns Ball is punishable by garden hose whipping across the back.
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Post by Deadman Luke on Jul 19, 2011 5:48:43 GMT -5
Do you use 3 seashells to wipe your ass?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2011 6:31:48 GMT -5
Do you use 3 seashells to wipe your ass? *BUZZ*"Deadman Luke, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute."
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 19, 2011 7:25:54 GMT -5
did I succesfully create a cybernetic brain that allows me to know everything yet
and why hasn't Jake Diamond made it yet
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Post by eDemento2099 on Jul 19, 2011 15:30:25 GMT -5
Did all those jobs that were outsourced to China and India get outsourced to other countries?
Is WWE still the only 'major' wrestling promotion in North America?
Do people still pay cable companies to watch TV shows on a television set?
Do cars still run on gasoline and diesel fuel? Did hydrogen-powered cars ever catch on?
Did the US government finally come clean about the JFK assassination and 9/11? Did it finally end its trade embargo with Cuba?
Have any 'legendary' bands whose incredible music will be heavily talked about for the rest of time (i.e. The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Guns N' Roses, Nirvana, CCR, Oasis) come along since the year 2011?
Did commercial, mainstream software developers ever support Linux the way the eventually began to support Apple's Macintosh Operating System?
Does Microsoft still have a virtual monopoly over the PC Operating System market?
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Jul 19, 2011 15:32:36 GMT -5
Are people still as ignorant and intolerant as they are now?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 19, 2011 15:36:09 GMT -5
Have the Cubs won the World Series yet?
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wildojinx
Wade Wilson
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Post by wildojinx on Jul 19, 2011 17:12:50 GMT -5
Has the followup to Duke Nukem Forever come out yet?
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 19, 2011 18:21:42 GMT -5
Is Cena still wrestling?
Am I married to Raven?
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jul 19, 2011 18:28:55 GMT -5
Do you use 3 seashells to wipe your ass? No, we use a sponge that absorbs poo and turns it into biofuel. Which gave rise to the company Fuelcal Matter. did I succesfully create a cybernetic brain that allows me to know everything yet and why hasn't Jake Diamond made it yet Because you touch yourself at night(possibly thinking about the girl in your sig).
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2011 18:32:03 GMT -5
Has the Rupert Murdoch empire crumbled or did it weasel itself out of its current crimes?
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 19, 2011 18:36:14 GMT -5
Which Cleveland pro sports team finally ended the drought of no championships?
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wildojinx
Wade Wilson
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Post by wildojinx on Jul 20, 2011 0:41:51 GMT -5
Did Fox eventually devolve to a hardcore porn network?
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Jul 20, 2011 2:00:00 GMT -5
Did Matthew McConaughey ever win an Oscar?
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Jul 20, 2011 2:16:23 GMT -5
Which company now virtually owns the entire planet? Facebook, Microsoft or Google?
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Jul 20, 2011 2:25:44 GMT -5
Wich Number final fantasy series is at?
Wich is the new hot popular vidoe game console?
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 20, 2011 6:04:34 GMT -5
Do you have a copy of Grey's Sports Almanac?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2011 9:21:20 GMT -5
Has California fallen into the Pacific Ocean yet?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2011 9:55:47 GMT -5
Are jetpacks cheap and/or practical?
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