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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Apr 7, 2006 20:13:51 GMT -5
Being the one and only Bibleman, I am in direct contact with God at all times. If anybody has a question feel free to ask me and I will give you the 100% correct answer. No spoilers, though.
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markkayfabe
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Post by markkayfabe on Apr 7, 2006 22:19:46 GMT -5
well christianity has the holy trinity, where God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost are the same God yet different entities. So it is possible that not only can God be a tag champion, he could be one third of the 6 man tag champions.
I think that Shawn will get screwed, blame God, and will eventually turn heel. Then by WM 24, he'll have his last match and go out as a baby face.
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Post by Michael Coello on Apr 8, 2006 0:26:38 GMT -5
From the 3R's on 411mania.com:
The Ridiculous:
Wait a minute…God? - Who is Vince to act like he can book God anyway? Does he know that the Almighty will demand 10% of the gate, PPV revenue, merchandizing, concessions, stocks; the whole lot. You need to understand that the good Lord always has to have his 10% in order to keep things proper. Plus, if I know Vince he hasn't been keeping up with this, so he would have to pay him back retroactively before he would even agree to a match. There is so much legwork to this that people can't comprehend. Then there is the match structure. God always is booked as "the supreme power" of the team. The big man won't be playing Ricky Morton for anyone. And then there is the theme music. Vince would have to get the rights to the "Halleluiah Chorus" or "My God is an Awesome God." If he doesn't, the big man doesn't go through that curtain.
Tonight at church I talked to Big Daddy G, that's what I call him, and as a man of God I have insider information. God isn't going to be at the PPV. First of all, WWE refuses to fly him in first class because he hasn't "paid his dues" in the WWE. Also, they refuse to let him bring his manager "The Holy Spirit." The final straw was that they wouldn't give Jesus a developmental deal without his signing his name over for a WWE Trademark. I mean, what happens if they release him and he goes to TNA. I mean, Yahweh or Nazarene doesn't have the same ring as "Jesus Christ." So now you know from one of the Lord's right hand men.
As a man of God, I feel that I should be insulted by this whole situation, but I am not. I am sad, sad because this is just further proof of Vince's slide into insanity. This is just a sad situation.
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Apr 8, 2006 0:48:51 GMT -5
I could see this leading to a deity stable. I've seen Low Ki mentioned as Loki. How about Sonjay Dutt as Shiva? Isn't there a wrestler named Apollo? That sound vaugely familiar. And don't forget Hercules. I have think think of some more diety wrestlers.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Apr 8, 2006 3:09:24 GMT -5
In all seriousness, with all this God talk... all I have to say is, it's about damn time WWE signed La Parka!
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Post by Rocky Angle on Apr 8, 2006 14:16:43 GMT -5
Forget about God, they need to sign Anubis or Pluto. Gods of death rule.
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Post by rko on Apr 8, 2006 16:29:12 GMT -5
the only real god is JBL, THE WRESTLINNNNNNNNNNNG GOD!
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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Apr 8, 2006 17:42:32 GMT -5
I imagine God would make a pretty good Dudley. I don't know why but I think it'd work. I mean God's had the same gimmick for eternity. Literally.
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Post by nacho on Apr 8, 2006 21:07:13 GMT -5
What about booking Hel (Norse queen of the Underworl) in an angle with Mickie James? Now this bout of crazy chicks should be worth gold.
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Post by UnderFaker on Apr 8, 2006 23:24:40 GMT -5
Ok so orton got suspended for bad conduct and wasn't fired for his actions because he his in the upper card........so if god no shows this event does that mean a 60 day suspension for the almighty one as well.....
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Post by John Oates' Moustache on Apr 8, 2006 23:24:42 GMT -5
*sigh* It'll just be a matter of time till God is jobbing on Velocity when his gimmick doesn't "get over".
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Post by UnderFaker on Apr 8, 2006 23:27:41 GMT -5
*sigh* It'll just be a matter of time till God is jobbing on Velocity when his gimmick doesn't "get over". then the wwe will wish him well in all of his future endevors and then he will sign a 6 figure contract with TNA and fued with Jarret to see who the real king of the mountain is.......which will in turn anger Zeus and force him to come out of retirement and join in on the fued to see who the real king is..............................of course all of this ends with jarret winning and god and Zeus leaving never to be seen again right..... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Rocky Angle on Apr 8, 2006 23:53:29 GMT -5
Some guys just get preferential treatment. Randy Orton acts like an asshole and gets suspended- god lets loose some earthquakes, floods and poison monkeys and gets put into a high profile tag match. It's not fair.
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Post by thegladiator2550 on Apr 9, 2006 0:04:04 GMT -5
I've heard God is the best all-rounder of all time, he's more technically skilled than Malenko and Bret combined, a better high flyer than Owen and Pillman, and better at brawling than Austin, The Rock, and Hogan combined
I've also heard that if you piss him off, you better run
There was also a situation at an indy show where god killed a man by looking at him
As well as that I've heard God likes to do shooting star presses for no reason, just because he can
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 9, 2006 0:07:59 GMT -5
As well as that I've heard God likes to do shooting star presses for no reason, just because he can God invented the Shooting Star Press. How do you think he beat Satan?
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Post by The Deadly Snake on Apr 9, 2006 0:13:45 GMT -5
As well as that I've heard God likes to do shooting star presses for no reason, just because he can God invented the Shooting Star Press. How do you think he beat Satan? No, he was the REAL inventor of the Spiral Tap. HIs version is way better than AJ Style's.
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Post by Celtic Heat on Apr 9, 2006 0:43:41 GMT -5
As well as that I've heard God likes to do shooting star presses for no reason, just because he can God invented the Shooting Star Press. How do you think he beat Satan? This reminds me of my Grade 12 English Lit. class, where a really easy "gimme" question was "What weapon does God use to defeat Satan in Paradise Lost?." (the answer was "Thunder", I think) My God, I wish I could take that class again just to answer that question with "The Shooting Star Press!" Paradise Lost and Pro Wrestling...together at last.
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Post by damian001 on Apr 9, 2006 2:24:50 GMT -5
God sent HHH to battle Satan. HHH won with a few sledgehammer shots and 20,000 pedigrees for the 3 count.
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 9, 2006 2:52:19 GMT -5
Lets just hope that God has a good attitude going into this match, afterall they released his son Jesus shortly after a loss to Cena two years ago...
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Post by angryfan on Apr 9, 2006 2:53:48 GMT -5
God sent HHH to battle Satan. HHH won with a few sledgehammer shots and 20,000 pedigrees for the 3 count. Well played, though I thought it was only one Pedigree. Remember, no one kicks out, ever.
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