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Post by Pseudonym on Feb 19, 2011 16:59:11 GMT -5
I have the funniest image of Shelton running off with Rey in his Arms throwing him a van and driving off.
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Post by Dub H on Feb 19, 2011 17:08:46 GMT -5
Oh man,Marcus,Rey Shelton and Christian Jericho one are hilarious
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 19, 2011 17:33:08 GMT -5
You know, now that I think about it Christian is one sadistic son of a bitch spending months psychologically torturing a man in revenge for making him talk to Lash LeRoux for fifteen seconds. I know, right? Poor Lash. This isn't a WWE rib, and not a rib per se, but it's still one of my favorite stories ever. corino.livejournal.com/2006/02/02/
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Feb 19, 2011 18:01:27 GMT -5
The Miz/Marcus Cor Von one is great!
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Post by Vampiro138 on Feb 19, 2011 18:19:54 GMT -5
trying to remember some stuff...i remember Bret talking about a time a bunch of the wrestlers went drinking and Jim Neidhart picked Vince up on his shoulders and Vince was laughing...next thing Vince has the look that hes about to s*** his pants as Bret runs across the bar to do the Hart Attack to him...but stops before he connects.
i think the road warriors also did something similar to Vince at a bar after a show.
i also enjoy the story in foley is good about Al Snow not wearing underwear because it causes vpl and it looks bad on tv...despite the fact this was a house show. so mick gets hardcore holly involved. and in the match hardcore gives al a suplex...only he tugs his shorts down more so al's stuff is peaking out of it. and he held al up there for a good minute.
also when Al Snow put Val Venis cell number on the "have you seen pepper" poster he held up on tv for information reguarding pepper.
then there was a match Al Snow was in and he used a popcorn bag..after the match was over Mick and Owen got shane in on it so Shane walks up to Al and rips into him about how "Were really protective of other wrestlers gimmics here, the popcorn bag is Mick and Owens bit. What you did out there using it was very disrespectful of this business"
then Al looks and sees mick and owen huddled together laughing at him and Shane tells him "its alright, just kiddin with ya" and Al walks over and says "i was scared until i noticed you two all huddled together laughing"
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Feb 19, 2011 19:12:27 GMT -5
Or Owen getting Stu to call Jim Cornette to yell at him about an angle, knowing that Cornette would think it's Bruce Pritchard doing a Stu Hart impression, so Cornette tells Stu all about how Bruce came up with the angle and about how he's a pervert, only for Bruce to walk in while they're on the phone. It was some kind of meta-rib. Jim told that story in detail at the Fanfest and it was hilarious. "It makes Diana look like a f***in' whore!"
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Post by sychojustice on Feb 19, 2011 20:10:21 GMT -5
In Bret Hart's book he tells a story about one of the wrestlers working for Stu stealing the Hart families pet cow. I forget the wrestlers name, but he takes the cow to the butcher shop, and has it processed. He offers Stu some of the meat as a gift, which Stu is really thankful for. After the Hart family east the beef, he tells them that that it was their missing cow.
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Post by unoriginalalex on Feb 19, 2011 21:01:11 GMT -5
You know, now that I think about it Christian is one sadistic son of a bitch spending months psychologically torturing a man in revenge for making him talk to Lash LeRoux for fifteen seconds. I know, right? Poor Lash. This isn't a WWE rib, and not a rib per se, but it's still one of my favorite stories ever. corino.livejournal.com/2006/02/02/Haha, Love it.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Feb 19, 2011 21:07:32 GMT -5
In Bret Hart's book he tells a story about one of the wrestlers working for Stu stealing the Hart families pet cow. I forget the wrestlers name, but he takes the cow to the butcher shop, and has it processed. He offers Stu some of the meat as a gift, which Stu is really thankful for. After the Hart family east the beef, he tells them that that it was their missing cow. What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2011 21:09:54 GMT -5
In Bret Hart's book he tells a story about one of the wrestlers working for Stu stealing the Hart families pet cow. I forget the wrestlers name, but he takes the cow to the butcher shop, and has it processed. He offers Stu some of the meat as a gift, which Stu is really thankful for. After the Hart family east the beef, he tells them that that it was their missing cow. What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him.
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Post by ICBM on Feb 19, 2011 21:39:04 GMT -5
What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. Thank you dude
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Post by ICBM on Feb 19, 2011 21:42:06 GMT -5
Oh and BTW the one about The Hart Foundation doing their finish on Vince did not stop with them sacrring him. He took Vinces head off right there in a bar in San Antonio. The Road Warriors were the ones who didn't follow thru on their finish the same night. Bret wrote the story in his book and told it in his HOF speech. One of my favorites
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Post by sshfof on Feb 19, 2011 21:44:41 GMT -5
What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him. Brilliant!
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Feb 19, 2011 21:47:19 GMT -5
What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him. touche,but if someone did that to my pet,I'd go Red Foreman on them!
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Post by Citizen Zero on Feb 19, 2011 22:02:50 GMT -5
In Bret Hart's book he tells a story about one of the wrestlers working for Stu stealing the Hart families pet cow. I forget the wrestlers name, but he takes the cow to the butcher shop, and has it processed. He offers Stu some of the meat as a gift, which Stu is really thankful for. After the Hart family east the beef, he tells them that that it was their missing cow. ...Not funny and kinda mean, but I have to admit the guy must've had quite a pair on him to pull that stunt on Stu Hart. I dunno what but something about Stu Hart makes me think the guy could legit kill people.
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Post by lennon on Feb 19, 2011 23:47:20 GMT -5
What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him. I laughed f***ing hard at this. ;D
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 20, 2011 0:08:49 GMT -5
In Bret Hart's book he tells a story about one of the wrestlers working for Stu stealing the Hart families pet cow. I forget the wrestlers name, but he takes the cow to the butcher shop, and has it processed. He offers Stu some of the meat as a gift, which Stu is really thankful for. After the Hart family east the beef, he tells them that that it was their missing cow. What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him. What baffles me is that the Harts had a cow for a pet, and King didn't once mention it in his feud with Bret!
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Feb 20, 2011 0:27:17 GMT -5
What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him. I need to learn to quit drinking anything while here...seriously.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Feb 20, 2011 0:40:38 GMT -5
Sorry to double up, but I found some amazing Owen stories:
On the night he died, and for several weeks previous to that, Owen competed under a mask as the Blue Blazer. The storyline was that Owen claimed that he wasn't the Blazer, although it was obvious that he was. During that time, Owen often traveled with Steve Blackman. According to Al Snow, Owen would often get lost on purpose so that he could have Blackman put on the Blue Blazer mask and ask directions (because people weren't suppose to know that Owen was the Blazer)!
"Owen was the type of guy who'd give a cop the finger just to get you pulled over," Snow said. --------------------------------- Kevin Nash told the story of the time Owen and Davey Boy Smith teamed up with two undercover cops to pull a practical joke on Lex Luger. Although they were legitimate cops, they were in on the gag the entire time.
Smith and Owen arranged for the policemen to pull over Luger, who was driving while Owen and Davey were passengers. It was a routine stop until, as the cops walked back to their car, Davey yelled out, "Oh blow it out your ass!" The cops heard (they were suppose to hear), came back to Lex's car and ordered to step out. Luger was totally fooled. He was yelling at Owen to tell the cops that Davey had made the remark. Owen deadpanned: "Sir, Lex said it." The cops even had Luger in handcuffs until the proverbial cat was let out of the bag. ----------------- "Back when I was in the Brood, we were wrestling in Philadelphia one time, and when we got back to the locker room, Gangrel couldn't find his watch," recalled Christian. "He said he'd left it right on his bag. As he was looking for it, Owen came up to him and asked what time it was. Gangrel said he didn't know, because he had lost his watch. A couple of months later, we were in Philadelphia again, and Gangrel got back to the locker room after his match, only to find his watch on his bag, just as he'd left it months before. And just like the last time, Owen came up to him and asked what time it was." ---------------------- Christian's former tag partner, Edge, recalls a match in Germany when Owen used a very interesting object to clobber his opponents. "He kept hitting us with something, and then putting it in his armpit to hide it," Edge said. "And when the ref made him lift his arm, a napkin floated out, and everyone saw that he has been attacking us with a napkin." -----------------
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Feb 20, 2011 0:48:32 GMT -5
Sorry to double up, but I found some amazing Owen stories: On the night he died, and for several weeks previous to that, Owen competed under a mask as the Blue Blazer. The storyline was that Owen claimed that he wasn't the Blazer, although it was obvious that he was. During that time, Owen often traveled with Steve Blackman. According to Al Snow, Owen would often get lost on purpose so that he could have Blackman put on the Blue Blazer mask and ask directions (because people weren't suppose to know that Owen was the Blazer)! "Owen was the type of guy who'd give a cop the finger just to get you pulled over," Snow said. --------------------------------- Kevin Nash told the story of the time Owen and Davey Boy Smith teamed up with two undercover cops to pull a practical joke on Lex Luger. Although they were legitimate cops, they were in on the gag the entire time. Smith and Owen arranged for the policemen to pull over Luger, who was driving while Owen and Davey were passengers. It was a routine stop until, as the cops walked back to their car, Davey yelled out, "Oh blow it out your ass!" The cops heard (they were suppose to hear), came back to Lex's car and ordered to step out. Luger was totally fooled. He was yelling at Owen to tell the cops that Davey had made the remark. Owen deadpanned: "Sir, Lex said it." The cops even had Luger in handcuffs until the proverbial cat was let out of the bag. ----------------- "Back when I was in the Brood, we were wrestling in Philadelphia one time, and when we got back to the locker room, Gangrel couldn't find his watch," recalled Christian. "He said he'd left it right on his bag. As he was looking for it, Owen came up to him and asked what time it was. Gangrel said he didn't know, because he had lost his watch. A couple of months later, we were in Philadelphia again, and Gangrel got back to the locker room after his match, only to find his watch on his bag, just as he'd left it months before. And just like the last time, Owen came up to him and asked what time it was." ---------------------- Christian's former tag partner, Edge, recalls a match in Germany when Owen used a very interesting object to clobber his opponents. "He kept hitting us with something, and then putting it in his armpit to hide it," Edge said. "And when the ref made him lift his arm, a napkin floated out, and everyone saw that he has been attacking us with a napkin." ----------------- Those are hilarious XD Any more on Curt Hennig?,wasn't a supposedly big prankster?
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