The Doctor
Dennis Stamp
New teeth. That's weird.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 26, 2011 19:51:58 GMT -5
She is demanding the World Title shot she earned on Smackdown a few months ago! She won that title fair and square. She got the pin, Edge didn't.
Kelly Kelly, the greatest World Champion there never was!
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 26, 2011 20:03:16 GMT -5
She's going to pop out of the Rock's birthday cake, isn't she?
Hilarity will, no doubt, ensue.
Actually, now that I think about it....if there IS a giant cake, it'd make more sense for the Rock to THINK it was Kelly, and for John Cena to burst out instead.
/Russo. ;D
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
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Post by salz4life on Apr 26, 2011 20:05:23 GMT -5
She is now fully potty-trained?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 26, 2011 20:05:34 GMT -5
She's taking Batista's place in MMA.
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Apr 26, 2011 20:07:44 GMT -5
Annnnnnddd bookmarked, loving the banter in this thread
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2011 20:12:10 GMT -5
She's gonna train to be a wrestler.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Apr 26, 2011 20:12:38 GMT -5
Perhaps It's Something Silly. INsignificant. Sadly I'll Never Know
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
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Post by salz4life on Apr 26, 2011 20:25:46 GMT -5
She is taking Trish's spot as a trainer on the next season of Tough Enough?
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Post by Andrew is Good on Apr 26, 2011 20:31:36 GMT -5
Retirement. Anything else would be a disappointment.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Apr 26, 2011 20:33:17 GMT -5
She's training the newly signed Lacey Von Erich.
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Post by Shy Guy on Apr 26, 2011 20:38:24 GMT -5
Retirement. Anything else would be a disappointment. opposite. CONTRACT EXTENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 26, 2011 21:06:38 GMT -5
She's really Ultron 23, and will be the Avengers villain in the upcoming movie.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Apr 26, 2011 21:25:54 GMT -5
Kelly's behind the shut down of the Playstation Network
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 26, 2011 21:29:54 GMT -5
She'll be in an upcoming remake of an eighties film with Meshach Taylor reprising his role as Hollywood.
Admittedly, that one's a little obscure, but funny if you get it.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Apr 26, 2011 21:35:34 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly is not amused with this thread. ;D *sigh* Somebody explain the jokes to her so she gets it.
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Post by DSR on Apr 26, 2011 21:42:54 GMT -5
She has to go now. Her home planet needs her.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Apr 26, 2011 21:43:33 GMT -5
Pregnant or learning how to read and write cursive.
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crash1984
Unicron
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
You don't need pants for the victory dance
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Post by crash1984 on Apr 26, 2011 21:43:46 GMT -5
I have it narrowed down to three options. 1. She is going to go on Jeopardy! 2. Her and William Regal are teaming up to release this CD 3.She is going to be released after making Michelle McCool eat one of these
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Apr 26, 2011 21:47:20 GMT -5
Anyone else remember that short time period where Matt Striker would randomly take shots at Kelly Kelly? It seemed so odd that I wonder if there was any heat between the two of them.
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Post by jim345 on Apr 26, 2011 21:53:49 GMT -5
she doesn't really have anything to announce. it's all planned so that she can be the first victim of the debuting Kharma. I'm calling it.
They'll show her backstage with Scott Stanford and just as she's about to say what she has to say, Kharma will attack her or appear in her face scaring her before attacking her
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