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Post by laughytaffy on Apr 24, 2011 15:11:44 GMT -5
Jar of Ass Cream gets drafted to SmackDown and cuts a promo saying I WAS YOURS ALL ALONG! and then interferes in the match Christian was in and causes him to lose.
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Post by mystikz on Apr 24, 2011 15:57:40 GMT -5
Reverse battle royal where the 6 people who get in the ring first will compete in a steel asylum match where you have to climb out of it (yeah like Homicide did) and then climb a pole to get a key to unlock a draft pick or something else.
Evan Bourne unlocks a draft pick, Evan just got drafted to ECW. nobody told Russo it wasn't around anymore, or Evan. now Great Khali unlocks the hardcore title, it's back and he's now the champion. Alex Riley unlocks ... a bra and panties. he has to do a strip tease! Goldust unlocks .... a rat in a cage? what was that doing there? CM Punk unlocks 3 draft picks for RAW! RAW gets Ricardo Rodriguez, Jack Swagger's Soaring Eagle, Hornswoggle, and a bucket of KFC chicken. last is Michael McGillicutty his key unlocks starting from this moment on from this moment now this will be the moment starting now of the genesis of McGillicutty!
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Apr 24, 2011 16:01:55 GMT -5
Zack Ryder gets drafted to the Hall of Fame.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 24, 2011 16:14:10 GMT -5
Miz is drafted to Smackdown, but he is so adamant about staying on RAW that he offers to relinquish his WWE title. Vince takes him up on the offer and the ADR vs. Christian match is now for both titles.
Right before that match starts, Miz shows up and is unexplicably inserted into the match. Miz wins, but only leaves with the WWE title in hand.
The next night, everyone acts as if nothing ever happened.
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Sin Cara and Cody Rhodes suddenly become a tag team called "The Men Without a Face". 2 weeks later, they fight after losing a match and suddenly Sin Cara's voice is dubbed over by the same guy who dubbed La Parka's voice.
Dubbed Sin Cara then comes out and sings every week as if he was auditioning for American Idol.
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Don Corleone
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Post by DavidArquette on Apr 24, 2011 16:21:46 GMT -5
Vince McMahon states there are gonna be major changes in the rosters then proceeds to fire all the lower card and some of the mid card guys. McMahon then says Smackdown! is no more, Superstars will take it's time slot and become WWE's flagship show. Raw is now a recap and Diva show.
The crowd aren't happy so Vince sets up a round robin Tournament featuring male and female wrestlers. Which ever gender has the most combined points by the end of the tournament gets to perform on Raw.
Every match ends in a run in with the Divas winning each match by DQ. McMahon comes back out and states Raw WILL be a Divas show. All of a sudden Vince Russo enters the arena!
Russo first announces that he is the mystery GM and then shoots on McMahon stating that he doesn't know how to run the company anymore and that he's signed Tank Abott and that he's booking him to win both WWE and WHC belts.
McMahon tries to fire Russo but Russo states he's the majority share holder of the WWE and Fires McMahon. McMahon leaves as Russo states 'you'll never see that piece of shit again!'
Russo calls out the entire roster and fires the Divas and the most of the under card. He then says next week there will be a random drawing to see who will go to which show and that effective next week, the ring will be replaced by a small scale parking lot with poles of varying heights. There is now only one match type, 'X on a pole match'.
The next week on Superstars the random drawing takes place and the wrestlers are assigned their shows. Tank Abott makes his debut and is given the now vacant WWE and WHC titles.
Abott cuts a 20 minute promo stating he his going to turn the company around. Russo enters the parking lot and asks Abott what the hell he is doing. Abott kicks Russo in the nads and quits saying he's taking the belts to New Japan. Russo says he double Tank's contract if he stays. Abott accepts and immediately lies down. John Cena runs down to the parking lot kicks Russo in the nads and throws him on top of Abott. He then counts to 3 and announces Russo as the new WWE & WH Champion.
Tank Abott gets up and leaves saying 'you'll never she this piece of shit again!'
Russo and Cena shoot on the crowd saying they're turning tweener. They then leave the arena.
The next few weeks follow a pretty normal format, until Russo is mugged on live TV and decides to quit, selling his shares to McMahon... Shane McMahon!
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Post by thegame415 on Apr 24, 2011 18:41:31 GMT -5
Kane gets drafted to Raw, then the new time a Raw superstar has to get drafted, it turns out to be Kane. This actually would be a good teaser...have Miz get drafted to Smackdown. Guys are freaking out in the back and threatening to leave Raw and go to Smackdown until Miz is redrafted to Raw before the night is done. |
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Post by Wii M Punk on Apr 24, 2011 18:49:44 GMT -5
Where would the mandatory Russo Swerve occur?
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Post by gnr123 on Apr 24, 2011 19:15:22 GMT -5
Michael Cole goes to Smackdown and get's a World Title run.
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Post by fizzeewater on Apr 24, 2011 19:24:46 GMT -5
Segment One: Vince Russo comes out and complains for fifteen minutes about how the people in charge don't understand his genius. Then he books himself in the main event tag team cage match for the WWE title. The Miz & Russo vs. Orton and Cena. Whoever gets the pin gets the gold. Ken Jeong is substitued into the match and pins Orton for the title.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 24, 2011 20:18:43 GMT -5
John Cena gets drafted to RAW. Then to Smackdown. Then to RAW again. Then NXT. Then Superstars. Then TNA Impact. Then RAW yet again. Then Dancing with the Stars.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Apr 24, 2011 22:12:45 GMT -5
The Undertaker gets drafted to NXT
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Post by Thurman Merman on Apr 25, 2011 0:32:25 GMT -5
Both brands fates are decided by a pole on a pole on a pole on a pole on a pole match. Every superstar and diva is involved. Losing brand are all fired. {Spoiler}Arquette wins |
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Mephisto
I like trains
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Post by DXKramer on Apr 25, 2011 0:47:05 GMT -5
RAW gets drafted to TNA. Smackdown to ROH.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Apr 25, 2011 7:45:19 GMT -5
During the show John Morrison is attacked from behind by a masked man. At the end of the night, that man is unmasked to reveal... John Morrison. "It was me, Morrison! It was me all along!" "Aw, Sonofvabitch!" |
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 8:01:40 GMT -5
Draft picks are decide by superstars leg wrestling (or leg entertaining). The brands will get to select a superstar to compete in each contest. Smack down wins utilizing Kane, Big Show and Zeke in all contests. They pick Cena Morrison Sin Cara. Raw becomes a show that is all heels having grabbed Del Rio Rhodes and the Corre in the supplemental draft. Extreme Rules becomes a reverse King of The Mountain themed PPV which is won by Drew McIntyre. A new wrestler debuts calling himself Superstar Prime. He punches the GMs laptop and all changes are erased from history. After that we have a swerve within a swerve within a swerve. Rucception!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 25, 2011 8:43:12 GMT -5
I think Rucception just might catch on around here.
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Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Apr 25, 2011 8:56:39 GMT -5
The new age outlaws get resigned, but on separate brands, Road Dogg gets signed to Smackdown to be reunited with Billy Gunn, but Billy Gunn gets immediately drafted to Raw.
Road Dog then wins a match against Trent Berreta to win a place back on Raw, then Billy Gunn gets drafted back to Smackdown in the Supplementary trade.
Road Dog then gets drafted back to Smackdown in a trade with 10 other superstars to bring a newly drafted HHH back to raw.
The New Age Outlaws finally reunite and challenge Big Show and Kane to the titles. Big Show and Kane get drafted to Raw.
Big Show and Kane then lose the titles to a reunited hart dynasty, the hart dynasty then get traded to smackdown.
David Hart Smith and Road Dogg then get traded to Raw and form a Tag Team called the "New Age Dynasty" and Gunn and Kidd form a team called "The Hart Outlaws"
They have an inter promotional match between them to decide the tag champs, but each team turns on each partner so then we end up back with The New Age Outlaws v The Hard Dynasty.
The Outlaws are about to win, but Gunn Turns on Road Dogg and promptly gets drafted to a resurrected ECW brand.
The ECW brand then gets drafted to Superstars.
The ECW brand led by Billy Gunn challenges the team of Road Dogg, DH Smith and Tyson Kidd to a dance off for the tag team belts.
The Tag Team belts are somehow won by the Usos.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Apr 25, 2011 9:10:01 GMT -5
With the first pick of the 2011 WWE Draft, Monday Night Raw selects Cam Newton, the Junior out of Auburn.
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Apr 25, 2011 9:55:27 GMT -5
The spanish announce table gets drafted to Raw. The table promises pain and suffering at the next ppv when it challenges Raw's GM.
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Hank Scorpio
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
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Post by Evil Homer on Apr 25, 2011 17:52:13 GMT -5
The new age outlaws get resigned, but on separate brands, Road Dogg gets signed to Smackdown to be reunited with Billy Gunn, but Billy Gunn gets immediately drafted to Raw. Road Dog then wins a match against Trent Berreta to win a place back on Raw, then Billy Gunn gets drafted back to Smackdown in the Supplementary trade. Road Dog then gets drafted back to Smackdown in a trade with 10 other superstars to bring a newly drafted HHH back to raw. The New Age Outlaws finally reunite and challenge Big Show and Kane to the titles. Big Show and Kane get drafted to Raw. Big Show and Kane then lose the titles to a reunited hart dynasty, the hart dynasty then get traded to smackdown. David Hart Smith and Road Dogg then get traded to Raw and form a Tag Team called the "New Age Dynasty" and Gunn and Kidd form a team called "The Hart Outlaws" They have an inter promotional match between them to decide the tag champs, but each team turns on each partner so then we end up back with The New Age Outlaws v The Hard Dynasty. The Outlaws are about to win, but Gunn Turns on Road Dogg and promptly gets drafted to a resurrected ECW brand. The ECW brand then gets drafted to Superstars. The ECW brand led by Billy Gunn challenges the team of Road Dogg, DH Smith and Tyson Kidd to a dance off for the tag team belts. The Tag Team belts are somehow won by the Usos. If you dont mind , I will continue this nonsense. The Usos then break up , the tag team titles are then awarded to The Iron Sheikh and Nikolai Volkoff who represent the newly formed Hall Of Fame brand, which has all the hall of famers represented in some form. The brand disbands after one show, these two are drafted to RAW- and must defend against the newly reformed DX. At the last moment Shawn decides not to come out of retirement- HHH upset cuts a promo against Shawn- and is so upset that he himself retires. The Sheikh and Volkoff are left in the ring for thirty minutes straight- without anything to do except stare each other. Big Dick Johnson and Mideon are sent out to challenge for the titles, and win . |
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