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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 16, 2011 12:48:40 GMT -5
I can't recall the last time Evan Bourne ever talked, in fact I don't think I've ever heard him talk. Lucky you. Hell, I'm a fan of the guy, but he's Kerry Von Erich-level bad on the mic.
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Post by Beartato on Jun 16, 2011 13:07:22 GMT -5
What would he do? Talk about his stamp collection?
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jun 16, 2011 13:24:49 GMT -5
He needs Lizzy Valentine. Okay, I need Lizzy Valentine, but how else do you suppose getting her on my television?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2011 13:34:39 GMT -5
I don't remember him talking on the main shows but I do remember him talking several times on WWECW...during the side Henry/Bourne feud that was going on there at one point Ithink.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2011 13:36:09 GMT -5
The first time I can ever remember him talking is in SVR11.
My legitimate first reaction to his voice was "Who the f*** let Jokey Smurf do voice overs?"
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jun 16, 2011 13:54:46 GMT -5
I've seen Bourne talk in WSX as Matt Sydal with Lizzy Valentine. It was like watching porn dialogue before the action. I just threw up from laughing. Thank you for making my life worth living with this one gif.
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Jun 16, 2011 14:26:41 GMT -5
Evan Bourne looks like a retard et talks like a 6-year-old boy, I've never understood why WWE hired him in the first place Tell us how you really feel.
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Post by FailedGimmick on Jun 16, 2011 14:33:58 GMT -5
I just threw up from laughing. Thank you for making my life worth living with this one gif. Saw the gif in the unintentional homoerotism thread, then saw the post I quoted. Honestly, I'm surprised someone didn't do it before it. And sorry I made you throw up.
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Post by Citizen Zero on Jun 16, 2011 14:34:47 GMT -5
He sounds like a bad english dub voice for a JRPG protagonist.
Which is sad, because he's really good.
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Post by Young Game on Jun 16, 2011 14:44:17 GMT -5
Is he dating anyone at the moment?
Since he's on the road so much, do you think they have......phone sex?
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Post by 543Y2J on Jun 16, 2011 15:01:36 GMT -5
Evan Bourne looks like a retard et talks like a 6-year-old boy, I've never understood why WWE hired him in the first place Always wanted to post this, seems appropriate
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jun 16, 2011 15:05:04 GMT -5
You ever heard someone who just had the voice to be a heel? Yeah, that's him. He sounds like one of those nerdy assholes from a boarding school in Vermont who thinks he's better than you because his parents are old-money. He just strikes me as one of those creeps you'd see in the background from "Cruel Intentions".
I like Bourne, great in the ring and exceptional seller. But his voice... whiny is the only way I can describe it. Add arrogant, and he wouldn't have to struggle for boos, is all I'm sayin'.
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Post by Y2M on Jun 16, 2011 16:07:19 GMT -5
Didn't he get slaughtered by Nexus once backstage?
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Post by daymon on Jun 16, 2011 23:46:21 GMT -5
Give him matches every week (couple of non squash ones too) and just let the audience do what they do in response to Bourne. I think turning him heel would lose the one thing he has (apart from his insane inring), undeniable audience support.
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Post by CJ on Jun 16, 2011 23:51:15 GMT -5
When Sheamus was WWE Champion... Evan Bourne came out, took the mic from him and slid out of the ring Then challenged him to a match where if he won, he'd get a shot at The Royal Rumble
That moment illustrated exactly why he should never talk again
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Post by casualobserver on Jun 17, 2011 0:13:59 GMT -5
Didn't he get slaughtered by Nexus once backstage? Just once?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 17, 2011 2:29:30 GMT -5
Yes Evan does things backstage.
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Post by generationxero on Jun 17, 2011 9:28:41 GMT -5
You do NOT wanna hear this man talk.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Jun 17, 2011 9:47:20 GMT -5
You really don't.
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