Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 21, 2011 23:28:37 GMT -5
The Rock and Hurricane...... Rock-"Look at you...ya look like the damn hamburglar, where's grimmace? You ain't nothing....look at ya, your nothing, 5' nothin, 100 and nothin.....wait the Rock's cell phone is ringing. Cachow, hey its nothing he says he knows you." Hurricane: "Well, I know one superhero I can beat!" Rock: "Oh, ha ha ha...and who would that be?" Hurricane: "The Scorpion King!" Rock: "OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THE SCORPION KING!!!" Hurricane: *thwack*
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blindy
Mike the Goon
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Post by blindy on Aug 22, 2011 1:11:05 GMT -5
Can't believe this guy wasn't mentioned.....
Walker: Knock Knock...... Estrada: Who's there? Walker: ........Braden Walker. And I'ma knock your brains out.
The botched crossbody in the match was like the cherry on top.
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blindy
Mike the Goon
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Post by blindy on Aug 22, 2011 1:15:51 GMT -5
Few others I can think of off the top of my head
- Triple H's promo on Smackdown addressing Randy Orton: " YOU CROSSED THE LINE ORTON. ONE THAT CANNOT BE TURNED BACK FROM....*GASP* STEPHANIE IS THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN!"
- Jeff Hardy's promos....whether its "Very spooky!" when he was doing his best Joker impression in his feud with The Undertaker or "It does burn me up inside!" in his back and forth promo in the VIP Lounge with MVP.
- Maven dropkicking The Undertaker out of The Royal Rumble made me spill coke out of my mouth.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Aug 22, 2011 1:52:30 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio & Ricardo Rodriguez running over Big Show's leg. Kane's reaction is priceless!
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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 22, 2011 1:56:04 GMT -5
Can't believe this one hasn't been brought up:
Miz: there will be a new WWE champion, and his name is....
Ricardo: ALBERRRRRRRTTOOOOOOOOOOOO DEL RRRRRRRRRRRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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salTy
El Dandy
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Post by salTy on Aug 22, 2011 2:14:47 GMT -5
Big Show Bossman Blues Brothers Car Casket
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Aug 22, 2011 2:17:43 GMT -5
Can't believe this one hasn't been brought up: Miz: there will be a new WWE champion, and his name is.... Ricardo: ALBERRRRRRRTTOOOOOOOOOOOO DEL RRRRRRRRRRRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To add on to that, Mysterio stating that ADR could be the ring announcer to the great Ricardo Rodriguez. RR smiles ecstatically, only to completely erase it and shake his head no when Alberto shoots him a look.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 22, 2011 2:26:13 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler being eliminated from the 2009 Rumble.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Aug 22, 2011 2:39:42 GMT -5
Can't believe this one hasn't been brought up: Miz: there will be a new WWE champion, and his name is.... Ricardo: ALBERRRRRRRTTOOOOOOOOOOOO DEL RRRRRRRRRRRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To add on to that, Mysterio stating that ADR could be the ring announcer to the great Ricardo Rodriguez. RR smiles ecstatically, only to completely erase it and shake his head no when Alberto shoots him a look. Not to mention Ricardo's dropkick.
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Post by Henry Mark on Aug 22, 2011 2:48:03 GMT -5
CM Punk dressed as the Charismatic Enabler
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Post by rapidfire187 on Aug 22, 2011 4:01:18 GMT -5
It was easily the ending to NXT season 2. I rarely laugh out loud at stuff on TV when I'm by myself, but I was damn near in tears. That was the greatest thing ever.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 22, 2011 4:59:41 GMT -5
Since a lot of the good ones have already been mentioned (Cena explaining himself to Nexus, kicking Stan), I'll go with Angle being drafted to the ECW brand back in 2006, and Lawler's mini-meltdown over it.
King: "This is the blackest day in the history of WWE!" JR: "This is earth shattering!" King:"THIS SUCKS!!!"
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Aug 22, 2011 11:02:00 GMT -5
Speaking of that Rock "la bamba" promo, Eddie's psychotic rant about his daughter having a Rock poster was pretty good too. Eddies daughter: Papa porque?? Why??? Why did you rip up that poster!!!! ?? Eddie (slowly turning around): SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! then ranting in spanish LMAO!!!!! How could I forget this? "You know deep down... down THERE... in the COCK- COCK-C-C-C-CO-C-CO-COCKLES OF YOUR HEART you're worried, and at WrestlemA-AAAA-ANAANA-ANAA-ANANAIAAA, you'll find out you can't judge a book by it's c-c-c-c-c--CORNBREAD, DAMMIT, CORNBREAD!" Flair and Naitch losing thier shit during it made it even funnier. HHH apologized mid promo and put on a straight face so Goldust could contune and then when Goldust starts stuttering again HHH visably tries like hell not to bust out laughing. When Mick Foley got The Rock with his own catchphrase, asking him how it makes him feel to be WWF Champion again. Cutting him off with "IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW IT MAKES YOU FEEL, YEAH!!" And proceeded to run around the ring chanting "Foley! Foley!" nonstop with the crowd joining in, I was in stitches. That was priceless!!!!!!!!! Yea!!!!! YEA!!!!! I finally got you!!!!!!! I finally got you!!!!!!! ;D This thread has a distinctive lack of heel rock. Anything with hurricane or the rock concerts were some of the funniest stuff on tv Yeah I have watched the entire first Rock Concert so many times that I have it memorized and it still is hilarious. Another was back in 1999 on the thanksgiving edition of SD! Look up The Rock's Thanksgiving. JBL meeting the Boogeyman for the first time will never stop being funny. Another great one was after the zamboni incident Vince flips off Kane & Taker and Taker does his head turn and catches Vince. Vince slowly lowering his hands and giving that I just f***ed up look on his face is hilarious King: uh-oh!!!!! JR: Oh he got caught!!!!!!!!!!! The Greater Power revelation: Vince: It's me Austin!!!!!!!!! JR: Oh son of a bitch!!!!! King: What!!!! Vince: You all bought it hook line and sinker you all bought it. Even my family even my immediate family bought it. King: Look at Shane. Vince: Every damn one of you were made fools of!!!!!!!!!!!!!! King: You're a fool JR!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2011 11:05:28 GMT -5
Unamused Jeff Hardy fan(s). Their faces were priceless. ;D
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Aug 22, 2011 11:12:20 GMT -5
Another one was after R-Truth beat down JoMo backstage. When camera went on him he made a goofy face and then yelled Take that little Jimmy!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2011 11:22:18 GMT -5
Another one was after R-Truth beat down JoMo backstage. When camera went on him he made a goofy face and then yelled Take that little Jimmy!!!!!!!!!! That was another one. Hell, even some of the audience members were laughing.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Aug 22, 2011 12:14:38 GMT -5
Kane had been trapped in a room by masters and Carlito, who placed a forklift in front of the door. Big Show is trying to push the forklift and free Kane
Show *struggling to push the forklift* "Hang on Kane! Im coming!" *Kane casually strolls around the corner* Kane: "Need a hand?" *Big Show finishes moving the forlift, sees Kane and looks confused. He then opens the door, looks in and closes it while still lookign confused* Show: "H....how'd you get out?" Kane (matter of factly) "There's another door" Show: (incredilous) "*There's another door*?" Kane: "Yeah....." Show: "l....... they're *not* very smart!"
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Aug 22, 2011 12:23:06 GMT -5
I almost forgot one of my all-time favorites, which is Edge & Christian reviewing the Hardy Boyz' home movies. That bit had me in tears.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Aug 22, 2011 12:32:37 GMT -5
Vince & Shane in Church was another classic.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Aug 22, 2011 12:38:07 GMT -5
Mark Henry hot tub skit on RAW WM 26. The reactions on here made it better.
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