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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2011 19:15:49 GMT -5
...And commentary when you're getting intimate with the lil woman would be awkward. I'd much prefer Dusty Rhodes for those situations. "He gon' to da pay-winddah!" If I could do that, I'd just trade my Civic in and get a Mongoose or something and bring that with me wherever I go. "HE GAT A BYE-STHICKLE! HE GOT A BYE-STHICKLE FROM SOMEBODY! WHO'D BE RIDIN' A BYE-STHICKLE TO THE CHIPOTLE?"
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Post by ohhlala on Aug 18, 2011 6:00:20 GMT -5
A black man chasing me and yelling at me all the time? That's not gonna last long.
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Aug 18, 2011 12:07:05 GMT -5
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 18, 2011 12:12:42 GMT -5
It'd be worth getting turned down at a bar just to here Booker behind you going "WUT DA HALE?" I'd rather have a Ron Simmons "Damn" in that situation.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 18, 2011 12:27:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2011 9:21:40 GMT -5
"He just wiped that boy clean"
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Aug 19, 2011 10:18:38 GMT -5
He's gonna walk up while i'm putting together a bookshelf and say..
"The kid suely has all off the tools to make things happen here!"
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When i'm putting all of my bills in order in the living room..
"Sometimes i like to have a lot of gravy on top my biscuits just covernig the whole thang but that's another story Josh..."
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While im'm the throws of passion with my lady...
"I hope they don't knock over my red bull... Well there goes my read bull!"
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while i'm loading a new botchamania with crazy booker commentary
"Shit!"
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Post by Branimal on Aug 19, 2011 13:20:16 GMT -5
Everytime I do anything, he needs to say, "NAO DAT'S WHUT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!"
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notdamountie
AC Slater
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Post by notdamountie on Aug 19, 2011 19:52:05 GMT -5
I'd prefer Gorilla Monsoon (RIP) commentating beside me. That way, if anyone around me says or does anything stupid: "Will you stop!" And the spot directly beside me would be known as the Gorilla Position.
The Fink would be fun too. "Back from the grocery store, with a NEWWWWWWWWWWW gallon of milk, notdamountie!!"
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Mista T
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THAT'S HARDCORE!!!1
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Post by Mista T on Aug 19, 2011 20:01:00 GMT -5
I would jus like to say.. WURT N DEE HAYULE!!!
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Post by nm on Aug 20, 2011 4:31:36 GMT -5
I started a thread on this just a minute ago, but then I saw this thread so I deleted the thread. But I've been laughing for about 10 minutes due to this Booker T line on SmackDown:
*Natalya and Alicia Fox come out*
Booker T: She semems 2 be reel serious she came out here last week wit Beth Phoenix callin demselves da Deevas of Doom, WHAT THEY CALLIN THEMSELVES TONITE? SALT AND PLACK- BLACK PEPPA?!?!?!?
Cole: WHAT THE?!?!?!
*Cole and Mathews start giggling*
Booker T: I'm just wonderin' man!
Writing it on here doesn't do it justice. The way he delivers it makes it 20x funnier.
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Post by #RUDO Coco Del Rio on Aug 20, 2011 4:35:40 GMT -5
I want Booker T to compliment the way I look by shouting "SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK!" I don't want him to sop me up with a biscuit. That's pretty creepy.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2011 9:05:56 GMT -5
"Dat's mah dawg there! Pourin' dat coffee in the big boy cup! I never seen nuttin' like dat befo'!" "He got all the talent in da wurld, he got da tools but he ain't got nothin' on a young man named Booker T!" I love it when Booker gets so excited he jumbles everything up, and you just sit there like this:
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