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Post by The Scuba Guy on Aug 8, 2011 16:14:26 GMT -5
How has barely anyone mentioned basketball shorts yet?
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Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Aug 8, 2011 16:38:48 GMT -5
How has barely anyone mentioned basketball shorts yet? I was thinking the same thing. Something less restricting that fits his look while still moving away from casual clothing. Honestly, with all of Cena's comments (re: shorts, re: the belt), I really wonder how many parts of his act he's not happy with.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 8, 2011 16:48:22 GMT -5
I could see him going back to his black short trunks from his Prototype days at some point. It would have to be a heel turn or a big change in his character, he wouldn't just come down wearing a bright red U Can't C Me shirt, hat, wristbands, and nuthugging black trunks that destroy the minds Little Jimmies everywhere. I personally want him to go back to the bi-colored trunks from 2002. If he wore said bright red shirt, hat, and wristbands with those black and red trunks he wore in his debut match against Angle, I think it would fit perfectly and not require a character change.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Aug 8, 2011 16:50:28 GMT -5
John Cena can't possibly change his ring gear. The sales of a jean shorts all over will take a huge hit, and the global economy can't handle it.
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Aug 8, 2011 16:51:36 GMT -5
He's going to wear ice fishing overalls
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 8, 2011 16:51:55 GMT -5
John Cena can't possibly change his ring gear. The sales of a jean shorts all over will take a huge hit, and the global economy can't handle it. But the rising sales of tight spandex will make up for it.
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Post by Burst on Aug 8, 2011 16:56:15 GMT -5
How has barely anyone mentioned basketball shorts yet? You know, that's kind of genius. Jorts aren't really something you can include as part of his clothes package on WWEshop.com. But Basketball shorts? Give him some custom basketball shorts, and literally every part of his outfit but his kneepads and shoes (and, well, his compression shorts, which we still see far too often even though he hasn't been gangsta in years) would be for sale. It'd be a great way to play up the corporate shilling machine if they went that route.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Aug 8, 2011 17:21:26 GMT -5
Skin tight skiing suit.
STUPID SEXY CENA!
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Aug 8, 2011 17:24:11 GMT -5
I really dont see what he could change in to that isnt jorts. He'd look so weird in anything else if not for a heel turn, and that probably isnt coming soon.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 8, 2011 19:17:21 GMT -5
I really dont see what he could change in to that isnt jorts. He'd look so weird in anything else if not for a heel turn, and that probably isnt coming soon. I can see Cena wearing red underwear with "Never Give Up" on the crotch, and "CeNation" on the butt.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Aug 8, 2011 19:57:50 GMT -5
He's going to wear pajama jeans and a sleepy cap.
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