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Post by Alucard on Aug 7, 2011 1:56:28 GMT -5
WWE Superstar Randy Orton!
On our f***ing dinner table.
This is weird. Make him leave, please.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Aug 7, 2011 1:59:02 GMT -5
I love this commercial so.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 7, 2011 2:00:29 GMT -5
I swear they are trying not to stare at his groin.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Aug 7, 2011 2:01:44 GMT -5
Why couldn't it be somebody better? Why does it have to be Orton on the table? If the mom wanted to make googly eyes, why didn't she buy Dolph?
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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 7, 2011 2:02:03 GMT -5
I don't know why the parents would be happy that their son is playing with a oily, half naked grown man.
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Post by Alucard on Aug 7, 2011 2:07:16 GMT -5
I'm further disturbed by the fact that you can go to K-Mart and apparently buy mostly nude grown ass men. The hell sort of store are they running?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 7, 2011 3:11:22 GMT -5
I'm further disturbed by the fact that you can go to K-Mart and apparently buy mostly nude grown ass men. The hell sort of store are they running? It's K-Mart. They gave up giving a shit long ago. |
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Post by Jeremy on Aug 7, 2011 3:13:21 GMT -5
I'm further disturbed by the fact that you can go to K-Mart and apparently buy mostly nude grown ass men. The hell sort of store are they running? It's K-Mart. They gave up giving a s*** long ago. This is fact. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 7, 2011 3:17:06 GMT -5
What about the fact that Randy needs a little boy to take on The Big Show?
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Aug 7, 2011 4:04:31 GMT -5
I swear they are trying not to stare at his groin. Or his amazing thighs. |
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Post by Beartato on Aug 7, 2011 4:04:57 GMT -5
The random Christmas special music is weird to me.
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Post by Alucard on Aug 7, 2011 4:26:38 GMT -5
The random Christmas special music is weird to me. I didn't notice til you pointed it out. Now I can't unhear. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 7, 2011 4:34:26 GMT -5
I wonder if they'll ask him if he really does have oysters in his bed.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 7, 2011 6:02:48 GMT -5
I like the way Orton bitch slaps the dude at the end. It wasn't enough to knock his hand away, he has to backhand him too.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Aug 7, 2011 6:22:43 GMT -5
I don't know why the parents would be happy that their son is playing with a oily, half naked grown man. You'll be surprised what parents would buy their kids when good intentions and aggressive marketing combine. Case in point: Vibrating Nimbus 2000 |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 7, 2011 12:09:31 GMT -5
...a Space Station.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Aug 7, 2011 12:53:29 GMT -5
I don't know why the parents would be happy that their son is playing with a oily, half naked grown man. That just sounded wrong in so many levels. |
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Post by Young Game on Aug 7, 2011 12:55:39 GMT -5
Nice to know that the WWE is still keeping the "In Your House" concept alive...in some form or fashion.
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Post by Lazy peon on Aug 7, 2011 13:08:14 GMT -5
It's too oily to be a space station! |
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Post by Y2M on Aug 7, 2011 13:21:58 GMT -5
Put some pants on.
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
