Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Aug 2, 2011 12:12:22 GMT -5
Jack Swagger's wife announced on Twitter that she is pregnant. Swagger's wife ^
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2011 13:05:37 GMT -5
holy shit! ...i hate you Jack Swagger
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2011 13:06:42 GMT -5
Somewhere, Michael Tarver has suddenly gotten an urge to try out a Swaggie.
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randomranter
Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on Aug 2, 2011 13:08:01 GMT -5
holy s***! ...i hate you Jack Swagger I never thought I'd see the day where I can say I'm jealous of a man with a lisp. Good God. Those tits. That body. DAMN. </simmons>
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Totorob101
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Post by Totorob101 on Aug 2, 2011 13:09:05 GMT -5
Congrats to the couple ^-^
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Aug 2, 2011 13:15:35 GMT -5
I'll be the first to say it then:
Congrats to the man. Good for him and his family
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lovingway
El Dandy
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Post by lovingway on Aug 2, 2011 13:18:49 GMT -5
Little does Jack know that the kid isn't his, but the Swaager Soaring Eagle's...swerve
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TCM
Don Corleone
The Outcome Justifies Even the Biggest Lie
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Post by TCM on Aug 2, 2011 13:26:03 GMT -5
Congrats to the couple, hope the baby and mother go through little trouble.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Aug 2, 2011 14:03:28 GMT -5
now we know why he does those push ups during his entrance
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Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Aug 2, 2011 14:05:50 GMT -5
she's pregnant....you know what that means......
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Post by Shy Guy on Aug 2, 2011 14:08:44 GMT -5
she's pregnant....you know what that means...... she has a baby growing insider her uterus?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 2, 2011 14:23:34 GMT -5
Jack Swagger's wife announced on Twitter that she is pregnant. Swagger's wife ^ *practices his lisp* If it worked for him... Oh, and congrats to them and their growing family!
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Post by funkycoldmadina on Aug 2, 2011 16:03:43 GMT -5
Baby will probably just walk right out of there, even twirling a cane.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 2, 2011 16:14:36 GMT -5
The baby better come out doing pushups...
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Sektor
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Post by Sektor on Aug 2, 2011 16:27:53 GMT -5
Congrats to the couple, hope the baby and mother go through little trouble. Never fails to make me bust out laughing.
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Post by lewis1711 on Aug 2, 2011 17:35:15 GMT -5
I imagine him doing pushups to amp himself up before he gets into bed with her
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 2, 2011 18:40:17 GMT -5
It's the All American American baby.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2011 18:41:53 GMT -5
she's pregnant....you know what that means...... heh
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2011 18:43:03 GMT -5
After the kid is suitably old enough to walk, there better be a picture of him or her standing on Swagger's back wearing a singlet.
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Post by texaswhopper on Aug 2, 2011 19:08:39 GMT -5
I only can say it this way...
Really?
Imagine having sex with a girl that looks like that weekly.
My **** would be in like a tizzy all the time. It's like your pants are on fire every night.
Props to him.
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