TuneinTokyo
Hank Scorpio
The Mountain from Stone Mountain
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Jul 7, 2011 15:16:14 GMT -5
Real American. I hated when Hogan switched from Eye of the Tiger. That song was great to walk out to.
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nisidhe
Hank Scorpio
O Superman....O judge....O Mom and Dad....
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Post by nisidhe on Jul 7, 2011 21:18:14 GMT -5
I don't like any of the Divas' theme music with the exception of Natalya's; it's all so generic and lightweight and only gives the impression that they're there to look good and that's it. There's not a kickass march or a heavy beat among them - it's like the sound engineers dropped the bass and upped the treble. It's treated as an afterthought.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Jul 7, 2011 22:44:58 GMT -5
I don't like any of the Divas' theme music with the exception of Natalya's; it's all so generic and lightweight and only gives the impression that they're there to look good and that's it. There's not a kickass march or a heavy beat among them - it's like the sound engineers dropped the bass and upped the treble. It's treated as an afterthought. Kelly Kelly's theme definitely sounds good for a porno or even a strip club, I will say that. Both versions, her current one and the orignal version, do.
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Post by wildojinx on Jul 7, 2011 23:01:29 GMT -5
Abyss and his "elevator door" opening theme. I half expect to hear a voice saying "3rd floor, housewares, womens lingere"
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jul 7, 2011 23:45:22 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio's "BOOYAKAH!!!!!!" Theme. I hate those guys so bad...I just want to take a baseball bat to their mouths. They sing the lyric "619" so fast with such a heavy accent that it sounds like they are singing "6 foot 9." Which always left me confused and baffled. "What, are they singing about the height Rey wishes he could be??"
Of course I'd rather listen to BOOYAKAH!!!!! 24 hours a day than listen to Triple H's shitty "IT'S OUR TIME!!" theme. The guy singing it sounds like he's screaming while puking up and getting kicked in the balls over and over and over again. I only wish that after singing that trash, the guy really did get kicked in the balls over and over for that.
I absolutely adored Owen Hart's King of Harts music, but I couldn't stand that theme he had after Bret was gone and he had to deal with Shawn and company by himself. The theme was just dumb.
I really hated Big Show's short lived rap theme which blew all sorts of chunks. Of course I'm not a huge fan of his current "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, it's da biiiiiiiiiiiiiig slow! Ya knooooooow he's gonnaaaaaa be big and SLOW tonight..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .....Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!" theme either.
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Post by Bruce Leroy on Jul 8, 2011 0:02:27 GMT -5
It's Primetime, baby! Ya'll all know who built this house. PRIMETIME DID! PRIMETIME DID!
God that voice... that song!
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Post by woowoowoox on Jul 8, 2011 1:06:29 GMT -5
I've always hated The Beautiful People's theme, which I guess is just Velvet's theme now, I remember when they had that feud over who would get the name and that theme, I always thought that the winner was actually the loser. It's just so blah. That's my favorite theme ever in the history of forever. Also, Tiffany's sucked. Like a lot.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jul 8, 2011 12:29:37 GMT -5
Ass-Man.
So very very homoerotic
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 8, 2011 13:02:47 GMT -5
99% of Divas themes
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2011 13:06:49 GMT -5
Most diva themes. TNA are the kings when it comes to themes that really bother me though.
Main Event Mafia, Immortal, Crimson, Mickie James, the original Motor City Machine Guns theme, LAX, Beautiful People, and so on and so forth.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Jul 8, 2011 15:06:04 GMT -5
Candace Michelle's Dance theme. Was douche-chillingly bad. I guess it didn't help that she fist-pumped down to the ring either. For me, it's Eve's theme. She looks good to me, shegotseverythingIwantshegoteverythingIneed She looks good to me, shegotseverythingIwantshegoteverythingIneed EverytimeIseeherafopshfphspognpsghpsghspoghsxopkgjklbflkafbpabfgpsifghgfeelmyheartpounding Just horrific.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 8, 2011 22:26:24 GMT -5
Chyna
"Don't treat me like a woman.....don't treat me like a man.....treat me for just what I am"
What exactly was she? I'm not sure.
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Post by slasher911 on Jul 8, 2011 22:29:50 GMT -5
ALL of Rey Mysterio's themes, and pretty much everything TNA produces sounds like shit.
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Post by steamboat1 on Jul 9, 2011 1:23:57 GMT -5
Melina by far, also CM Punk's theme just irritates me. Past themes are RTC, D'lo, American Males, the NWO jobber remix, Scott Steiner's stupid sirens
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Post by forbiddenstarr on Jul 9, 2011 7:27:49 GMT -5
^I used to use RTC's theme as my alarm just because it's so annoying!
Cena's and Rey's irritate me for some unknown reason. Also, I know I'm in the minority here, but I dislike Chris Jericho's theme too, because SvR11 made me tired of it. But hey, I like Eve and Tiffany's theme songs so I must have bad taste.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2011 7:34:42 GMT -5
American Males is so bad, the sound guy cut it off when practically the whole arena was chanting along:
AMERICAN MALES! (SUCK!) AMERICAN MALES! (SUCK!) AMERICAN MALES! (SUCK!) AMERICAN MALES! (SUCK!) AMERICAN MALES! (SUCK!)
Sound guy didn't even wait for them to come out, he just cut it off.
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Post by hammer4life on Jul 10, 2011 11:22:33 GMT -5
The Bellas theme makes my ears bleed! "You can look but you can't touch"! I despise everything about those two, they're bland in the ring, no personality and in my opinion aren't half as hot as they think they are. Apologies, just a rant about the Bellas!
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Post by wildojinx on Jul 10, 2011 18:34:52 GMT -5
Issac Yankems theme was headache inducing. Strangely though, if you listen closely, you can hear actual music (or in this case, muzak) under the drilling.
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Julia Aos
AC Slater
It's time to play the game
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Post by Julia Aos on Jul 10, 2011 18:48:34 GMT -5
AJ Lee's theme. Ughhhhhhh it's like WWE went to Disney and hired someone to write a wrestling theme song that sounds like a Disney esque song.
John Cena's themes (all of them)
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