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Post by Michael Coello on May 3, 2011 21:58:12 GMT -5
I could see Chris Harris doing something for the Slammiversary build, like Shane Douglas and Raven before him?
Again, I like to see how Chyna does before I comment, though to be honest, and I'll get laughed at for this, i kinda wish they just brought back Sirelda. Don't ask me why, I just do.
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Post by Jiren on May 3, 2011 21:58:36 GMT -5
I am SO looking forward to this episode of Impact.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 3, 2011 21:59:54 GMT -5
Well they've finally done it. They've finally figured out to topple WWE in the ratings. •Chynna. •Braden Walker. •Mick Foley feuding with Hogan, Flair & Bischoff. •And changing their name to Impact Wrestling. Honestly, sometimes it seems like they're trying to go out of business. Next on TNA, Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett argue about Canadian farm subsidies. Why can't Steiner be doing that?
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Post by comahan on May 3, 2011 22:00:16 GMT -5
I expect theres an explanation for the Battle Royal. You know, in those 87 pre-taped segments they do for each show that always ends up refuting a lot of the "makes no sense!" stuff from the spoilers
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 3, 2011 22:00:34 GMT -5
Next on TNA, Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett argue about Canadian farm subsidies. Why can't Steiner be doing that? Because that would be entertaining, silly.
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Post by Krazee on May 3, 2011 22:08:39 GMT -5
i wonder if we'll get to see the impact zone go crazy for Chyna, since they recorded it twice
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 22:08:59 GMT -5
Wow.
At least it's not SmackDown, but damn.
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Post by Unocal 76 on May 3, 2011 22:20:59 GMT -5
After reading the SmackDown spoilers and what happened with the Main Event, TNA escaped with the Silver Medal of the Bulls*** Spoilers 400m Relay. Who gets the bronze medal?
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Post by elryc on May 3, 2011 22:24:09 GMT -5
After reading the SmackDown spoilers and what happened with the Main Event, TNA escaped with the Silver Medal of the Bulls*** Spoilers 400m Relay. Who gets the bronze medal? {Spoiler}Cena wins it of course Also, despite everything else, I'm damn happy they're at least changing the name. I'm sorry, but no one who isn't currently a fan of TNA can take that name seriously, and I think a decent percentage of the fanbase can't either. Edit: naturally my 2000th post is an overplayed joke. ;D
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Post by invaderdave on May 3, 2011 22:32:49 GMT -5
No! Bad Impact Zone! You go to your room and think of what you did! Dude, it's the Impact Zone, they'd pop for Jarrett coming out and dropping a deuce mid-ring. They don't know any better, somehow. Ah come now Spanky, lets be realistic. Nobody pops in the Impact zone, they just kinda go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in a medium voice the whole show.
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Post by The Possum on May 4, 2011 0:01:27 GMT -5
Is 5/3 freaking bizzarro day for professional wrestling?
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on May 4, 2011 0:06:39 GMT -5
Swear to God, all I need now is Matt Hardy hitting on Chyna, then Edge randomly showing up to steal her, leading to random, angry Matt Hardy videos where he shoots at copies of One Night in Chyna with an airsoft gun and sobs "It shouda been ME!" into a bowl of grapes.
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Post by mikey_editor on May 4, 2011 0:23:46 GMT -5
Good stuff. TNA seems willing to risk these recovering addicts for the reward of some publicity. Chyna cannot last long. she is too old and hasn't shown the ability to stay off the stuff. I am all for second/third/fourth chances. At some point she's done soon. Jarrett allows himself to be dissed by a tranny. wow.
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Post by donners on May 4, 2011 0:57:49 GMT -5
Well, both bloated, weaker members of a team. They have something in common.
As for Chyna...well, that's just beyond awful. TNA doesn't even have continuity in their own storylines, yet they do with one from decades ago in another company.
Seriously, in the week Kong debuts in WWE - a 33-year-old with a unique look and build, ready-made character and role and ability in the ring, who was released by TNA because of a fight with Hogan's useless mate - TNA brings in a 38-year-old bland midcarder whose WWE run is a punchline, and a 40-year-old with a history of drug and other personal problems, who's been out of wrestling for six years and not missed at all.
It really just demonstrates how out of touch they are, and how much damage they are doing to themselves.
I don't mind Harris, but come on - out of all the talent on the roster, let alone available elsewhere, surely they don't need him.
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 4, 2011 2:21:58 GMT -5
Christ I read the SD spoilers and get fed up with WWE, then read the Impact spoilers and wonder WTF this is and why I bother DVR'ing it every week other than to fast forward through the whole thing waiting for something interesting to pop up. This indeed is a dark age for pro wrestling.
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Post by Ryushinku on May 4, 2011 2:35:51 GMT -5
TNA signing up Chyna, and then her getting a 'monster pop' from the Impact Zone, is so far beyond parody it's a work of beautiful art.
I love poor Mick having to come out and do the whole promo again to tumbleweeds, due to skipping out a few bits. It could be fun watching that to look out for the original hot crowd responses and the sweetened bits, gonna be up and down like a yo-yo.
Still, who wouldn't want to watch this crazy trainwreck of a show?
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Post by jsquash on May 4, 2011 2:35:53 GMT -5
I don't get why everyone is ripping TNA for Chris Harris. He's a TNA original and him feuding with Storm(with whom he had an AWESOME match with when AMW broke up) is pretty neat.
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Post by comahan on May 4, 2011 2:42:11 GMT -5
The Chris Harris that was awesome in AMW and had that great Texas Deathmatch with Storm in 07 (still one of my favorite TNA matches, in fact) is a different Harris than the one we last saw on TV. I think thats where a lot of the 'Ew, Harris!' stuff comes from.
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on May 4, 2011 2:57:36 GMT -5
I don't get why everyone is ripping TNA for Chris Harris. He's a TNA original and him feuding with Storm(with whom he had an AWESOME match with when AMW broke up) is pretty neat. I think it's because everyone remembers Braeden Walker. But if he's tried to get back to the way he was in TNA it's going to be good for them
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Post by jrcz on May 4, 2011 3:27:10 GMT -5
WWE spoiler {Spoiler}still better than this weeks SD!
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